Greedy Billionaire Businessmen

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GREEDY BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMEN (or women, but it is usally men, the fuckers)

I have just made the mistake of reading yet another Brexit-based story, which has wound me the hell up, big style.

Some cunt named Jim Ratcliffe, who is apparently Britain’s richest man and a ‘prominent Brexiteer’ is planning to leave the UK in order to put more money in his ever-so-dwindling coffers. He is apparently set to move to Monaco in order to avoid the taxman, which will land him and two other greedy ‘Senior Executive’ motherfuckers at his chemical company, between £1bn and £10bn of tax-free cash.

Let’s not worry about the great unwashed struggling to pay bills yet still paying their full share of taxes. Let’s not worry about denying billions that could go towards the struggling shitfest that is the NHS. Let’s not worry about social care for the elderly so they can remain in their own homes which they grafted years to buy.

Let’s just worry about the fact that a £45bn turnover a year company owner and his faithful, arse-licking hangers-on may be a wee bit short in money and not be able to afford their next yacht, so will have to feather their own nests and fuck off to the land of milk and honey.

This Northern twat has quite obviously become so far removed from his roots as a joiner’s son, who reportedly grew up in a council estate, that his concept of the word ‘hardship’ has escaped him. What rubs even more salt into the wound is that he SUPPORTED the leave campaign (but only mentioning how terribly the EU’s green taxes and labour and energy laws are choking chemical companies) and now here he is FUCKING OFF OUT OF THE UK to save himself money and cut off much needed revenue.

Hypocrisy is not a big enough word for this grabbing shitbag.

Another perfect example of sheer greed is James Dyson, he of the posh hoovers that you need to take out a fucking second mortgage to purchase, who also announced recently he is relocating his Head Office to the Far East to make ends meet as he is just a tad bit down on his luck with a net worth of only £5bn.

The icing on the cake is that both of these fuckers have been KNIGHTED of course. It is truly laughable, if it didn’t make you actually want to fucking scream that is.

AVARICIOUS, CYNICAL CUNTS!!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

73 thoughts on “Greedy Billionaire Businessmen”

  1. Thus is what the not-so-Independent Group need, a salivating Billionaire baron who’ll subsidise the Magnificent Eleven’s anti-democratic whims and tantrums. Somebody who’s an über-wealthy septuagenarian who loathes mankind and abhors common sense; somebody who thinks they’re taking every fucking penny with them when they turn to dust; somebody like Soros or Branson. You know, one of those cunts.

  2. Do all these greasey turds in snappy suits ever think, “Gee, I’ve got a billion, I’ll never reach a trillion, so let’s call it quits and retire”?

    Possessed by their money and arm deep up their own arseholes. I’d rather be poor thanks, cunt!

    • Afternoon. The two states aren’t synonymous, Mr F. I’m pretty nigh broke and a right old cunt, and happy to declare myself as such.

    • I don’t need to be a billionaire, Mr Fiddler.

      I’m already a cunt…. as well as being hard up of course.

  5. Too much money is never enough for these cunts Nursy. They had to make their move around Brexit time, which gives ammo to Remoaners of course.
    Good afternoon.

    • Poor and content is rich, and rich enough, as the Bard said.

      An ounce of gold won’t buy you an inch of time, as my Mum said.

      Evening squire, as I said.

      • Good point Cap’n, I bask in the glee that cunts like Soros in Gods waiting room for all his money wont get another moment on Earth (well he could if he wanted to be hooked up to a heart and lung machine) – and I hope those few moments are screaming in agony. As if to stunt the thought or take the gloss of it he bred a nest of ultra equally nasty cunts waiting to take his mantel.

  7. Indeed, capitalism feeds off itself. The whole point is to increase profit margins, reduce costs and accumulate for the sake of accumulation. If sacking some poor sod saves you 10p a week then the cunt is on his way. People don’t count and their only loyalty is to money….,it’s all they live for. Cunts like Murdoch and Branson never retire because there’s money out there and they want it.
    I think it’s all very sad but that’s why i’m not a capitalist and never will be.

    • What we need is more capitalism in a sense. More small businesses. So everyone becomes their own capitalist.

      Small is beautiful.

      Chesterton-‘We want people to mind their own business. Not other people’s’

      • That’s what my first girlfriend said Miles – small is beautiful. I don’t think she was a capitalist though. She didn’t ask for money.

  8. A versatile choice of cunting-matter, Nurse, and as did Ratcliffe himself, you’ve hit the jackpot here.
    Oddly, I came across Mr Ratcliffe a couple of weeks ago in the slightly abstruse context of Kunlun Energy/PetroChina a propos nothing of interest here. He stuck in my mind, as he was from Failsworth (or Farnworth?), originally a rather lowly chemical engineer, thereafter a proper rags-to-riches life story, and now (then?) the richest man in UK.
    Didn’t notice the knighthood; more remarkable if he didn’t have one. Just one question, Nurse. Are there any billionaires who are not greedy? I think my only criticism of your nom is that tautology.

  9. To be fair, if I could tell her majesty’s government, hmrc, dvla and the TV licence cunts to go fuck themselves, I’d jump at the chance.
    I couldn’t live in Monaco though. Visited once years ago and it was the most pretentious, up it’s own arse nest of cunts I’ve ever visited.
    I get apoplectic with rage just handing over a couple of hundred a week to the cunts, if I had to hand over basically half my money each week I’d probably have a heart attack. Especially if I was on the kind of money he is.
    I agree with this great cunting, he is a cunt, but i reserve judgement on tax dodgers as I’d fucking do it in a shot if I could….

    Sorry off topic but anyone else seen the photo shoot of the new independent party of traitors, turncoats and defectors?
    They’re loving having their photos taken so fucking much it makes me cringe for them. What vain cunts.
    And chukka fuckin ummuna… craning his neck and pulling a stupid face for the camera. He’s loving it more than anyone.
    What a smarmy, sneering, smug little gimp that cunt is….
    At least that’s the end of Anna Sourkraut, evil bitch is loving having her bulldog mug on the TV, but it won’t last long. I expect her constituents are Tory voters and won’t take kindly to voting for a party that has chukka ummuna as leader.

      • Definitely…if Heidi Allen is looking for a cross in her box, I would certainly give her one.

    • It’ll be a huge relief to see the back of that slimy Dr Wollaston creature. Roll on a “people’s by-election” (or three).

      What a fucking waste of public resources putting that steaming pile of cuntage through medical school.

  10. On Dragon’s Den once. All of them keenly interested in his tech idea. He’d worked hard to get the business where it was. All could offer their expertise to ‘grow’ the business. He was flustered what to do. Suddenly Peter stood up and walked over to him- hand outstretched. He shook his hand. He got half his business.

  11. Slippery rich cunts behave like this all the time, unfortunately at the moment only those who supported Brexit get hung out to dry!! It’s a massive problem both sides of the Brexit debate……..

    OP ….
    Tory quisling Sarah Wollaston has issued a threat to the maybot ?
    “ we are 11 whilst the DUP are 10”
    Referring to the “ not so independent group” numerical advantage over the government backing DUP.
    We will vote in favour of the peter Kyle Brexit referendum 2 amendment?
    Yea bitch!! You could have a 100 remoaner cunts in your new bull shit group and it doesn’t change the parliamentary voting dynamics !! As all of you cunts have voted remain no matter where you sat down in the house you cunt!

    • Silly cow, her maths are fucked up, they are 3, the other 8 were already part of the opposition. Silly snowflake cunt.

      • Perhaps they all attended the Flabbpotamus College of Maths.
        “If I eat twelve pizzas and then cook twelve more…”

      • Yea !! But all of those cunts already voted against Brexit anyway….
        Every single time ! ….. .
        dumb fuckers

  12. Dysons are vastly overpriced shite. Have a nice little sideline punting oit “as new” Dyson hoovers. Get a coupla lads orn me estate to go aroinde fishing oit dumped Dysons oit orf skips ect. Then they flush oit the blocked filters with a hose, give the cunts a bit orf a fettle and it’s £80 to you squire. When the filters block the bastards just stop working and since you can’t buy bags or foam filters for ’em your average punter thinks they are fucked and dump the cowsons. Thus Sir Limply to the rescue.

    • You can’t beat a Henry. A fraction of the cost of a flimsy plastic Dyson and a damned site more durable.

      • Agreed, the entire Nilfisk™ range are reliable workhorses, in particular the older Hetty variant with dual power.
        If you’re among the diehards with significant areas of fitted carpet, I’d recommend a Sebo upright. All the automatic X-series are good, reliable cleaners, though the Felix model is ‘specially versatile. For very large areas a BS46 comes into its own. A tip is to buy used, or preferably NOS, as the older models really are more powerful. All models are easily serviceable, and can be inexpensively brought into as-new condition.
        Best of all, have one of each. Miele are good, but pricey; the uprights are over-heavy and there’s too much to go wrong. AEG, Siemens, Bosch are all good too, but a notch down in durability and not much cheaper. With these German machines, as with all vacuum cleaners, always choose the bagged versions.
        Oreck, Kirby, and other such esoterica are silly, quirky machines with generally poor performance. Newer Hoover, Vax, Electrolux &c are to be avoided, unless cheap enough to be virtually throwaway. Again, the bagged models only.
        The new-wave of cordless cleaners are addressing a largely nonexistent problem, have middling performance at best, and are preternaturally costly.
        Dyson… well, goes without saying.
        (In a previous life, I was a charlady.)

      • I forgot to mention tools. Make sure the machine is equipped with a full range, in particular a horsehair dusting brush is invaluable. Most turbo heads are gimmicky though the Sebo (make sure it’s a genuine Sebo part) are OK.
        Tip: AEG/Electrolux make an excellent motorised brushroll model for carpeted stairs, the Ag71 iirc, a useful appliance to be sure.

      • Fucking hell caughtspedding,
        Are you on the telly right now? Agent 47? Though I wager you to be more a 00 model. Your knowledge is encyclopedic. Bought a Nilfisk power washer – beats Karcher into a cocked hat. I wont let go of my dual speed Henry either. The only blow job better than Henry was a Guzz bird who used to hang about outside St Levans gate back in the 70’s. Went by the stage name of Ark Royal.

      • Same here nilfisk metal pump in their pressure washers Danish company defo better than karcher in my experience professional and amateur use.
        Dyson are and is a cunt.
        Any business that does trade in UK in my mind must pay tax at UK rates to the UK and businesses based here must do the same including management no offshore accounts no living overseas to avoid tax etc.
        Unfortunately lots of us think if I could avoid tax then I would, but who then pays for the services we need. I know there’s lots of waste but that’s a different issue. Just my 2p.

      • Deffo a Guzz bird.
        Pompey birds are a tad (just a tad) more selective. That bird deserved an award akin to Aggie Weston for the amount of Jack she gave succor and comfort to. A plaque outside the Fleet Club would be a fitting tribute.

  13. So Bangladesh have said this ISIS bitch isn’t one of there’s and they don’t want the scrubber.
    As usual some politician has opened that anus on their face ,where normal people have a mouth , without doing their homework. Fucking farce.

    • bring the bitch back and introduce her to the parents of the kids who were murdered in Manchester.

      Fucking BBC keep giving her a fucking platform Cunts

      Never seen this fucking sprog yet, allegedly under her fuck black uniform.

    • I am not surprised as she has never held a Bangladeshi passport. If the shoe was on the other foot, we wouldn’t have the cunt either…..and it appears that we won’t.

      • It is for her to prove she holds or held a UK passport. Presuming she had one to get from UK to Syria. If she no longer possesses this passport, having been taken from her by the ISIS elders, then the burden of proof should be on her to produce this. Otherwise she has no proof of identity and therefore eligibility as UK citizen.

        Buck-toothed cunt.

      • The sociopathic bitch didn’t have a British passport, she used her sister’s passport to travel to Syria, ISIS then requisitioned it, no doubt using it to get some more terrorist scumbags into the UK.

      • According to Wikipedia, from 2003-2015, WMAP’s and Planck’s dark matter density measurements have strongly constrained supersymmetry models, which, if they explain dark matter, have to be tuned to invoke a particular mechanism to sufficiently reduce the neutralino density.
        This is not necessarily correct in fact it’s nearly certainly wrong.
        In respect of Begum’s siblings, Wikipedia seems a most unreliable source.

      • I agree with your last statement, she does suffer from a degree of malocclusion.
        In the other hand, getting muntered in a bar in MoBay, Jamaica, and subsequently relieved of one’s passport does not speak to one’s eligibility as a UK citizen, Paul.

      • I get quite dark on the Wray and Nephew sometimes, too. Sorry Mahatma, yes. It does matter, she has been singled out alright, but chiefly due to media exposure. Perhaps her brief, Mr Akuntjee has made a tactical blunder, but he has plenty more arrows in his quiver.

      • Malocclusion? C’mon let’s not get caught in semantics.

        Begum is an orthodontically wayward cunt, and no mistake.

      • Worked a treat with the Windrush blambos – burden of proof and all that. 3 kids at 19 and lost 2 of em? Must be like a wizards sleeve underneath that Black Dalek number one getup.
        Howler of the day for me was Bangladesh getting all uppity about not accepting terrorists.

      • Worked a treat with the Windrush blambos – burden of proof and all that. 3 kids at 19 and lost 2 of em? Must be like a wizards sleeve underneath that Boss Dalek number one getup.
        Howler of the day for me was Bangladesh getting all uppity about not accepting terrorists.

  14. if i had shit loads of money i would fuck off as well, As we hear all the time, “I dont recognise this, that and the other”

    Well I dont recognise the UK anymore, its a land of snowflakes, PC language, ethnic cunts everywhere, fucking cunts ready to complain about the slightest fucking thing, LGBT rammed down our throats. Sick Of hearing about antisemitism, sick of hearing about peacfuls, sick of hearing about fucking windrush, i could go on …….

    So yes, if i had fucking mega cash i would fuck off asap.

    • Me too.
      Difficult to think what can be done here any more; it’s all too far down the crapper, in fact half way out to sea in the sewer.

  15. We are not rich, but I guess you could say we are comfortable. My wife runs an airbnb business, and me, being work allergic, look after an elderly relative who pays me for basically doing fuck all.We avoid as much tax as possible, we evade none.

    We could buy an apartment on the Isle of Man for my son, set up a corporation and pay no tax, but we dont.

    We gladly pay our English tax, and just hope that none of it goes to Scotland.

    • Fair play to you and yours, CsnR’s.

      That is what gets me livid. Hard working, honest and moral people such as yourselves pay your fair share of taxes without looking for ways to avoid it, despite being able to if you wanted.

      Then we have the super rich such as these scumbags doing all they can to dodge paying theirs.

      It is pretty twisted.

  16. OT and my apologies to the OP. Bangladesh has said they won’t take the snackbar. Imagine being so unwanted that even Bangladesh wouldn’t take you!

    It’s all a lark and a riot until you realise that Sajid Javid would have been well aware of this and is doubtless greasing the wheels behind the scenes to bring his fellow murderous co-religionist back to the UK, and her newborn jihadi shitcunt.

    I find him sinister as fuck, TBH. I had thought he would throw the girl under the bus to look good with the voters in the long term interests of the snackbars. Now it looks like he’s played a blinder.

    She’ll be back within a month. Would bet a months salary on it.

    • Off here, I don’t think the odds would make the wager worthwhile. I’d not go for a month, though maybe you’re right. This will play out pretty briskly.
      My apologies, too, to OP for hijacking with dark matter, Sebo vacuums and so-called ISIS.

  17. I’d be all up for a tax hike for the ultra-rich if I didn’t think HM Govt would simply piss it up the wall.

    Unfortunately it’s being thrown away on…

    – HS2 that no cunt wants (apart from Londonistab property moguls).

    – Trans-neutral everything.

    – Mo and his 8 kids (who pays no tax).

    – Pointless Inquiries to line the pockets of predominantly Londonistab barristers and solicitors.

    – Work-shy Kyle scum and their xylophone of rainbow-coloured kids.

    …and many, many more wastes of money.

    So, given this absolute disgrace of pointless expenditure, then whether a jobbing pleb like me, or a muiti-billionaire like him, when asked: “And how much tax do YOU pay?”

    The answer should always be: “EXACTLY what I have to and NOT A PENNY MORE!”

    Better off in our arse pocket than in theirs (rich or poor).

    If HM Govt wants more tax off folk then stop pissing it away on the undeserving!

    Until then, FUCK OFF!

  18. anybody watch ‘Skint Britain’ on c4 tonight? jeez what a fucking mess. Hartlepool seems to be some sort of hell hole. one bloke who had no money because his Universal Credit was fucked up was reduced to going out mugging drug dealers. he had to move when they came looking for him. if you missed it try and watch it on catch up

  19. BBC and SLY are giving nothing but huge support for this ISIS bitch. Falling over themselves looking for Human rights lawyers who will support her. It’s fucking jaw dropping how they are attempting to find a loophole to get her back in. Not once did they mention the Manchester victims or any other poor bastards that have become ISIS victims. The British Media seem to be actively trying to get the public to join their support in getting this scum back in. Good luck with that you Cunts.
    As Piers Morgan said earlier about this. Has the world gone fucking mad ?

    • Too true Fenton – she even said the Manchester bombing was justified cos we bombed Syria… FFS!

      We should have sympathy for her? 😂

      • Send her a sympathy card….with a pound of fucking Semtex wired to the envelope. No more than she deserves – the terrorist loving cunt.

        We used to hang fucking traitors…why did we stop ?

  21. Also on ALBBC breakfast a big piece about Catholic child abuse. Now I’m not saying that is OK, ALL child abuse is wrong and as we know our peaceful friends are a much much much bigger problem there are at most 100,000 ministers of all Christian religious denominations around 35% of which are women and with a reducing clientele . But around 450000 peaceful men the correct age to rape and assault young girls with a very large amount of taxi drivers amongst them.
    So another balanced piece of reporting by the traitors at the ALBBC

  22. Not a billionaire, but a multimillionaire…

    “Cashpoint” Levy, Blair’s pet financier, was sympathetically interviewed on Today this morning. Would he fundraise for the new party? Cue extended whine; been member of Labour all my life, share its values, love it to distraction, but Corbyn strangles kittens to accompaniment of Horst Wessel Lied and will not stand up and declare his undying allegiance to the Board of Deputies….think I’ll hold off until I see if it’s going to be a winner…

    Full details of Levy’s connection with New Labour here:

    https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Michael_Levy

    In which the spectre of Blair’s prosemitism gibbers and squeaks.

    • I see he gets messages from his dead mother. Houdini comes to mind. Crazy mother fixation a lot of them have.

  23. How did Dyson ever get to call his vacuum cleaner Cyclone?
    They could have called it whirlwind or spiral.

    That was an advertising company taking the piss. It is a very bad word for our Jewish friends.

    • More on that topic here….

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2233890.stm

      (17 years ago) Bosch Siemens Hausgeraete (BSH), the firm’s consumer products joint venture, filed two applications with the US Patent & Trademark Office for the Zyklon name across a range of home products, including gas ovens.

      You are advised that any hint of a smile will be regarded as antisemitic.

    • Point of fact: Dyson named his vacuum cleaner Cyclone after the Tangerine Dream album of the same name.

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