Alex Salmond [11]

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Alex Salmond

So the bug eyed cunt has been banged up and charged with misdemeanors unspecified although there are allegations orf a sexual nature. Innocent until proven ect ect. However if you were to ask Yours Truly for me opinion YT would respond along the lines orf “If the cunt does have a boat race like a sagging partly deflated three hole doll, why then me dears surely another example orf life imitating art.” Would also add that life aroinde Wee Krankie must be enough to bend anyone’s gender.

Schadenfreude in these dark times dear hearts (look it up yourselves cunts). If I may put before you me previous cunting:
https://is-a-cunt.com/2014/09/alex-salmond-6/

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

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64 thoughts on “Alex Salmond [11]”

  1. I just updated the image to align centrally yet it STILL insists on aligning to the left? Fuck you WordPress!

    • Shouldn’t worry about it. In my experience all Libtards insist on aligning to the Left…

    • That’s because you left it full size so it fills the column. You need to go to the block settings and size it to medium.
      It works.
      I just did it.

  2. Leaving aside these disgraceful allegations, which i’m sure are totally unfounded, surely the question is what did Wee Jimmy know and when?
    One thing is for sure, when it comes to the crunch Fatboy will be thrown under the bus.

    Bunch of CUNTS !

  3. God I despise this Cunt! Always have.

    Unbelievably, Lady Creampuff thinks he’s cute!

    Calls him: “Panda Bear”.

    What is it with some women?

    • Just heard on the News he’s facing 14 charges, ranging from rape to indecent assault. 👍

    • Are you sure Mrs Puff has a clear bill of eye health?! Salmond is a total minger, bit like that David Gest.

      • She had laser eye surgery about 8 years ago… maybe an unfortunate side effect…

  4. BBC are reporting that he faced a total of 14 charges –

    2 of attempted rape
    9 of sexual assault
    2 of indecent assault
    1 breach of the peace

    Innocent until proven of course (or “Not proven” in Scotland).

  5. Devil’s advocate here:

    Salmond is largely responsible for the rise of the SNP from utter joke obscurity, on a par with the LibDems, to 50 or so MP’s in Westminster at one point. He is one of the most effective politicians since Thatcher, and he’s a crafty cunt, and could well bounce away from this. We know nothing of the allegations.

    Now, if JRM had had his collar felt on the basis of a wimminz complaint, I imagine we would not be taking the side of the wimminz or assuming they were deeply wronged truthtellers. We might be saying that this was a stitch-up by the feminazis/the Remoaners/Women Against Good English, and what a coven of politically correct cunts they must be.

    So I am bound, your Honours, to suggest that the Braveheart Tendency of the SNP, which is extremely impatient with Salmond and Krankie’s slow approach to independence, or a number of other parties, some political, have good reason to want the cunning old lardarse out of the way or at least discredited by his former fans.

    The position of Scotland wrt Brexit is somewhat inconvenient in terms of the UK getting out when Scotland has a large mandate for remaining subject to the EU while freeing itself from the oppressive shackles of its colonialist occupier, wee bit hill and ben, sleekit timorous cowerin’ beasty etc.

    Delegitimising the independence movement could well involve this kind of trickery.

    All that said I feel it likely that uninvited groping is arguably Salmond’s style. (allegedly) Volunteers for his embrace must be thin on the ground.

    Satan’s Legal Team.

    • No way am I taking anyone’s side K… just hoping the allegations are true and that Salmond goes down big time.

      If it were JR-M, I’d probably post summat like “oh that’s interesting, I always imagined he was a pretty straight sort of guy… like Tony B. Liar…”

      Innocent or guilty, Salmond is still a smug, arrogant, fat, establishment Cunt.

    • Doesn’t he have a show on Putins propaganda channel RT? Perhaps that’s what upset the powers that be, as he comes across as yesterday’s man in politics, a one trick pony only fit for the glue factory. Or, most likely, he’s an egotistical little turd that has been a naughty boy. He does have difficulty taking no for an answer, at least where referendums are concerned. Schadenfreude at its best.

  7. We will have to see what he has to say for himself. I wonder if Wee Jimmy will drop him in it.
    Here is hoping

    • Well he claims that he’s ‘not guilty of any criminality’, which is a slightly obtuse turn of phrase. 14 charges in all. Wee Jimmy would probably love to drop him in the Firth of Forth with a half a ton of scrap metal!

  8. One thing’s for sure is that I bet he doesn’t enjoy Burns Night this Friday as much as he expected.

    Goodbye for now.

  9. Maybe the question of guilty or not guilty could be put to the people of Scotland in a referendum.

      • Excellent idea, a “once-in-a-lifetime’ vote, though if the SNP dislike the result, can they campaign to have another ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ vote and a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ vote every few years?

  10. Wish I’d put him in my dead pool now drat and double drat Hope the fat cunt tops himself Scottish Nazi

  11. Ha ha ha ha, it couldn’t have happened to a more horrible cunt. The second worst person who could possibly be in charge of the SfuckingNP. What a nasty, monstrous, toad-like cunt.

    “Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.”

    • A pearler from unwashed shotgun loving stoner Kurt Cobain.

      “If your a really mean person your going to come back as a fly and eat poop.”

  12. Sit back, relax and enjoy the unfolding drama ……….
    I’m hoping it exposes lots of damaging revelations about the SNP.
    Ho Ho Ho !
    Good afternoon.

  15. He’s clever. He’s articulate and he does things.. In fact Salmond is by far a cleverer and better politician than the shite we have got. They have to get rid of him!

    • Hope they don’t send him down south Asim, we’re already up to our necks in Remoaners, thank you very much.

      He’ll be ok… he’s an RT man… Putin will take him in, ha ha.

      • Hmmm , He’ll have a lot of shite for insurance purposes RTC ! When ( and if he goes down , he’ll take a load of old bagpuss with him! Could be the end of the Sn……… OOOOHHHH !

      • The Tories depend on the Scotch Nazis and Catweasel’s Liebour Party to make themselves look vaguely electable.

      • Perhaps he could seek solace with a Tory Remainiac like that cunt Philip “Cholera-face” Hammond.

        “Hello, Salmond & Hammond anti-Democrats, Phil speaking…”

      • Salmond & Hammond…now there’s a thought, CM.

        I wonder if the luscious Alex ever identifies as “Kirstie” ??

        Kirstie and Miranda sitting in a tree,
        K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

    • With you all the way, ASO. Some cunters haven’t realised this from their Anglocentric viewpoint, but if you’re a Scotnat, you have good reason to like Salmond. Also he has a dry sense of humour which goes down well with many. He made Thatcher wince a few times… But the first two allegations came from within the SNP, so if ’twere done, t’were cunningly done.

      Still, we shall see. Innocent until proven guilty, unless ISAC dislikes you…

  16. Well played, sir!

    Poor old Alex. If only he had come South we could have introduced him to lovely wanton Anna Soubry….. She wouldn’t have been wanton long. Allegedly.

  17. SNP…. fuck them, their members in Westminster need to go to have some speech coaching….. all I hear when they speak is
    See u Jimmy, gis a pint a heavy!

    Alex Salmond ….. well he wanted to go down in history as the man who won Scotish independence, now it looks like he may get his place in history for something completely different
    CUNT

  19. As LL said above, this has the potential to uncover some serious nastiness within the SNP. For any shit they may fling during proceedings, Fat Boab is canny enough to fling it back twice as fast and twice as nasty.

    One can only hope this will result in irrevocable damage to the SNP machine. Whatever happens, this is going to be juicy stuff.

    I’ll grab me popcorn…

      • Quite a lot of people reckoned Hitler was OK in those days. Including the Express owner, Lord Beaverbrook who consistently supported appeasement.

      • Yes, but Beaverbrook – unlike the SNP – was pro British during WWII.

        PS: Macron has just announced Brexit cannot be delivered. Well that’s that then.

      • You don’t read the Mail, of course. Or didn’t then… Rothermere was far less equivocal.

        In any case, the purpose of the SNP has always been independence, and they went for the obvious ally. Like we did, with Stalin. Like the SNP does now, with the EU. Them’s politics.

      • Don’t think Rothermere and the Daily Mail were pro Hitler after Britain declared war on Germany.

        You’re right about one thing though: I don’t read the Daily Mail. Or any other so called newspaper, apart from the occasional article online.

        Btw, would you be pro EU if you lived in Scotland K?

      • If I lived in Scotland now…very good question, answer dependent on where the financial advantage lies. It’s two questions, really: leave the UK? remain in the EU?
        Leaving the UK is financially impossible without remaining in the EU ( and prompting the hard border issue again), and it’s a gamble whether you get every assistance (like Romania) because you are a basket case or get thoroughly shafted (like Greece) because you don’t do what the Bundesbank tells you. It would be to exchange one servitude for another. Scotland’s insulation from the EU is its membership of the UK, and it should be careful what it wishes for.

        Staying in the UK is the democratically expressed wish of the people of Scotland. Scotland has not improved its viability as a nation since I lived there and flirted with the SNP, or after devolution: it’s had every chance to do so. I think it is better to stay in the UK. So on balance, no, I would not be pro-EU, although I would probably be less aggrieved by the current shambles. EU+UK is the best option for Scotland, though not for the UK.
        Trust that makes sense…rather doubt it though.

      • Makes perfect sense K, appreciate your comprehensive reply.

        Agree. Doubt Scotland would even qualify for membership without being part of the UK… due to it’s budget deficit if nothing else.

        And as much as the EU would love to reward Sturgeon & Co for her anti Brexit stance, I doubt they’d want another Greece on their hands at this juncture.

  20. They are all innocent till they are caught This smug tub of lard thinks he is above the law,let’s ask the SNP if they are going to seek a Referendum to see if Alex Salmond is 1/ innocent or 2/ Guilty as charged Nicola Krankie didn’t have much to say on the TV channels funny She usually has lots to say about Alex Salmond but not today Sit back and laugh at this wankers downfall what goes around comes around

  21. Undeniably and effective politician, and an occasionally funny cunt when interviewed. However, I could never figure out why his old mum used sometimes accompany him on his public appearances. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was his wife. I shouldn’t be remotely surprised to find out he likes playing away from home – which isn’t to say he’s done anything criminal of course.

    Kenneth Clarke’s another politician who appears to have married his mother by mistake. She must be ancient by now as the jazz loving cunt is no spring chicken himself.

  22. This is manna from heaven. How the fuck they’re gonna find an impartial jury beats me given this cunt’s divisive personality.

    I just hope that if all these preposterous and clearly malicious allegations do turn out to be true that the sly fat millionaire blows all his fortune defending himself…… and gets a thrice nightly ploughing from his Glaswegian Kiss cellmate!!

  23. Och Alex i just got a glimpse up your kilt and it was grusome!
    Aye lassie and if you touch it, it’ll grusome more.

  24. I live in Scotland and can’t wait to be selected for jury service for this particular trial. Bring out the guilty prisoner!

  25. Lol Fat Eck is now accusing Krankie of having him ‘airbrushed’ from the ScotNazi’s website. The entertainment potential in all of this is enormous.

  26. I think it’s a fair comment that Jabba is (was) a very canny politician.

    He saw the power vacuum develop when New Liars got into power that saw most of Scotland’s so called ‘Big Beasts’ move South to Westminster.

    In the abscence of any real talent the fat fucking slug moved in and hijacked the narrative, blaming Scotland’s woes on as ever ‘the Tory’s’ but in a new twist was able to lump the Labour Party in with the usual suspects.

    He cleverly painted a picture that said ‘you thought Labour stood for you but they don’t, just look, as soon as they’ve got power they’ve fucked of down south to Westminster to basque in the glory along with the Tory’s’.

    It’s a strategy that worked well and took the SNP from fringe to Government.

    Allegations and rumours have followed the slug around for years, piss head, sex pest, gambler, none having ever stuck but that’s probably got more to do with the power imbalances although that is just my opinion.

    There’s a fucking boat load of stuff to come out about this fat fucking bastard cunt and I’d love to post some of it but I’m sure it will get moderated but I’m looking forward to his day of reckoning, if what goes around comes around that’s a 5 stretch in Barlinne, sharing a cell with a 7ft trannie Orangeman called Edna.

    • Sir, you have blackened the name of slugs throughout this nation and they are currently seeking advice for Slander.

  27. So Alex Salmond has been charged with historical offences of attempted rape.

    In 2014 he tried to fuck Scotland

  28. Although Alex Salmond is undoubtedly a cunt, I’m always wary of cunts being tried in the court of public opinion, based on allegations alone.

    If he is guilty then throw the book at him and publicly humiliate/pillory the cunt but if the alleged victims are allowed to remain anonymous then so should the alleged perpetrator – even if they are a cunt like Salmond.

    Allegations literally do go around the world at the speed of light, due to (anti) social media and news agencies bereft of any code of contact these days.

    And what happens when the alleged perpetrators are found not guilty, or the case is dismissed (like Harry Webb’s encounter with an unfounded trial by media)? Nothing, the shit still sticks and no-one remembers the 5 minutes of “not guilty” coverage, just the months of allegations coverage.

    It’s wrong, even when it’s a cunt like Salmond.

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