Chukka Umunna

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“This is how I hold things that are going in my mouth”

I would like to nominate Chuka Umunna for a cunting as a matter of urgency. Umunna has to be the perfect example of the smug metropolitan elite.

This snivelling Blairite arse licker not only thinks that all leave supporters are stupid xenophobic bigots, he also conspires with a whole bunch of other smarmy cunts like war criminal Blair and “sir” Keir (rhymes with sneer) Starmer – that other duplicitous cunt of cunts. If Umunna spent as much time campaigning for London to somehow reverse its descent into a crime ridden shithole he might actually gain some respect, but no, like all the other hypocritical leftist holier-than-thou scum, he lives in a fashionable suburb away from the knife crime, drive-by robberies and wanton degeneracy of the rest.

I would also condemn the “people’s vote” as a devious plot to replace actual democracy with “the right kind” of democracy to deliver the “correct” result. Umunna is therefore a cunt of the first order and his shit eating smarmy demeanour reserves him a special place in the gallery of cunts. Umunna – YOU CUNT

Nominated by Pongo Biggish

67 thoughts on “Chukka Umunna”

  1. Somebody please give the dweeb a banjo !
    With that face, he sure does look like one of those minstrels of yore.
    As Tom Lehrer once sang –
    “Must get that white sheet on again, haven’t had a good hanging in years.”

    • They did many years ago. From the archive here is an excerpt from that popular Saturday night Chuka Umunna Show, His guests on this occasion were the Blair Babes, an updated and enlarged version of the Beverley Sisters. The orchestra is conducted by David Lammy:-

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJhLNMPXOM

  2. He is such a smug self righteous self entitled bag of piss and wind. I feel sorry for the mortician who has to deal with the corpse when he kicks the bucket – mind you half the job is done because he looks as if he has already been embalmed.

    Just like the pansy Blairite’s another wealthy wanker who pretends to be interested in the working man, but really detests them and there is only one object Chuckaduckie has in view – and that is replacing Steptoe as the leader of his stinking party

  3. “We have to leave and respect the vote, even if Leave wins by one vote.” – Chucka Umunna on Referendum Night.

    • My guess is that the Blairites are using Brexit to oust Steptoe, just as Yvette Sugartits Cooper is using Nick Boles – not that she will get anything out of that iron.

      It just shows what a fucking hypocrite the shitstain is though

  4. Anyone wanting a People’s vote is a disrespectful undemocratic ignorant corrupt EU loving fucking cunt who will not listen to logic OR THE FUCKING FACTS, and who resort to childish taunts when their crass stupidity is questioned.

    I have more respect for dog shit.

    • Even Barnier has said today (and reported on the BBC) that if the deal is not accepted we will leave with no deal. All of the Westminster cunts should remember that: we will leave on March 29th regardless

      • Not for the want of trying on my part – I nominated him weeks ago after one of his smarmy outbursts. Oh cuntishness thy name is Umunna.

        Come to that I nominated The Listening Project a few weeks ago and that was ignored too.

        I feel I need to have a Diane Abbott sulk 🙂

      • I also nominated the listening project a few weeks ago, great minds on ISAC think alike…It might be waiting its turn to reach the front page. Definitely a worthwhile nomination. I think I nominated the appalling smug Fi Glover at the same time. If not, then now.

      • Evening RTCP 🕺🐿🕺🐿
        Only 5? Wtf
        Can’t believe this sack of shite isn’t on the wall …….

  6. A thoroughly despicable cunt of the highest order, a snivelling Lilly lived liberal, the sort of cunt who would have backed chamberlain, absolutely no fucking gumption and has never been in possession of a moral compass!!
    I’m sick and fucking tired of this cunt talking about the red bus and 2 nd referendum which he like all the other shitbag quisling cunts likes to call the “ people’s vote” when infact it’s nothing more than a second bite of the cherry for our deceitful political class cunts ……

    Fuck umunna…… A career politician and lifetime cunt !!

    • OP ….
      The EU says a no deal Brexit would mean the implementation of a hard border in Ireland? Well the Irish aren’t going to build one, I’m pretty sure we’re not going to build one either so over to you cunts in Brussels to Come and try …….

      • The Irish pm says he wants a hard border put up.

        Oh no sorry,

        He wants a hard BONER put up (his bottom)…

      • He probably leaves a euro up his arse so he sets off airport metal detectors and gets a pat down.

      • Another piss pot two bob cunt…..
        Naughty little Leo should remember we are his ( poor) country’s biggest customer, like a political chihuahua he’s all bark and no bite, the only reason this Political Pygmy is mouthing off is because the bully boys over in Brussels are calling the shots, they see the smoke and mirror Irish border fiasco as the best way to sink Brexit , there’s absolutely no reason for a hard border, with collaboration, good will and technology, Or as the lying cunts in Brussels have called it “ magical thinking “ ? Since when was goodwill, collaboration and modern technology magical thinking? Pathetic……….

      • what will happen in reality

        No Deal,

        Urgent meeting between the T-shirt and the Maybot,

        A temporary agreement to keep the border free and flowing

        That is the reality, this will be followed by urgent talks in Brussels to sort out a temporary arrangement to keep the rest of the shit flowing between the UK and The EU

        CUNTS

  7. Chuckup Ubummer is yet another epitome of someone who disrespects democracy at every turn. A typical toady, who loves to dry smoke the meatpole to gain a higher foothold on the very greasy, slimy corrupt-addled ladder of politics. “The People’s Vote” can smoulder in the pits of hell. I don’t even go to Londonistan anymore. I’d have to consider going all John Wick and wearing a Kevlar vest underneath my jacket. Sad, sad times we live in.

  8. I have often wondered if the very lovely Mrs. Chuka Umunna – is she not fragrant? is a wife or a beard. I always remember after he and Mangledbum appeared on the Marr Show one Sunday to announce his (Chuckaduckie’s) leadership challenge. This was curtailed and abandoned 2 days later (all the publicity was upsetting his granny) then, hey presto, a couple of weeks later his marriage was announced, and now, with that wonderful institution of marriage under his belt, he seems encouraged again to grandstand and court the approval of his peers. I hope his marriage will be as long and happy as mine is to Mrs. Boggs…….

    I hope Mrs U is well rewarded for giving an aura of normality to that fucking manchild. Umunna really would be Blair Mark 2, with the self-aggrandisement and camp self-importance. Of course to the PC brigade that clogs up Labour like a fatburg in a sewer he would make a wonderful leader (as Javid would be for the Tories).

    • The reason Umbongo dropped out was that the papers were about to announce his ….ahem…..unsavoury lifestyle, i.e. he likes to eat meat. “This is how I hold things that are going in my mouth”…..yeah, like a fucking great cheesy cock you fucking lefty shitrag. Hence the “marriage” to “prove” his wholesomeness…….if this turd became PM we’d be the fucking laughing stock of the world for having a mincer in charge like Ireland and Canada.

    • There is the next campaign for little Owen Jones to take up – he will probably be bollocking Andrew Neil about it tomorrow. He will be so offended he will probably offer to wipe the arses of his peaceful friends with some special LGBT super soft luxury tissue.

    • Why should they worry about big roll I thought them dirty bastards used their left hand to wipe their arse. So fuck off whinging about a non existant issue unless it’s more to do with the fact that M&S was set up by a Jewish fella and a Christian fella.
      So stick your petition up your arse.

  10. The Brexiteers really are a SPINELESS bunch of Cunts.

    Appears JR-M has been spooked by the Remoaner amendments and is now indicating a willingness to vote for May’s treacherous deal.

    Boris has been to see the PM at No.10, emerging looking suitably sheepish.

    All this just when the EU was starting to show signs of major concern. Utter cuntage, clutching defeat from the jaws of victory.

    So that’s it then – £39billion for nothing and imprisoned in the Customs Union indefinitely at the EU’s pleasure. Oh well.

    This country has no backbone.

    • 110% correct RTCP……
      we are living in strange times ……….
      But the Brexiteers have been spooked….
      maybe with due cause?
      I think they can see remain with the assistantce of Bercow pulling a rabbit from the hat………

      • Evening Q.

        Pity they weren’t spooked 2.5 years ago when the direction of travel was obvious to all but those in a position to do something about it, apparently.

        Even Remain would be better than May’s god-awful deal imho. At least we’d be in a position to leave properly at a future date and continue to have a say in making the rules.

        Faint heart never won fair deal….

      • The trouble is if we Remain just imagine the smug grins on the lipsticked mouths of:
        Mangledbum
        Gina Miller
        Anthony Blair
        Chuka Umunna
        Richard Branson
        Anna Soubry
        Dominic Grieve
        Nick Boles
        David Lammy
        and poofy little “our future” teenagers and obscure backbenchers having their five minutes of fame

        Millionaires and poofters seem to be the ones most bleating about Remain, and I want to see the grins wiped off their mugs.

      • ‘…and I want to see the grins wiped off their mugs.’

        Fuck that, I want to see the cunts themselves wiped out.

      • Think you are right RTC apart from NO DEAL the only real option is fully remaining and in fact becoming more fully integrated with the EU. And hopefully then we can start dismantling it from within.
        I know there will be so many smug cunts on the remain side, smirking and telling us how they knew they were right all along and that the xenophobic “far right”™ deserved to be defeated. But I can live with that at least we still have our vote in the EU but appeasers deal would be total surrender.
        Rather leave with no deal but if its a choice its no deal or stay for me.

      • Fully agree with that Goodwoodone – just as No Deal is better than a Bad Deal, Remain is better than a May’s Deal, which with the backstop & £39bn, is a vey Bad Deal indeed.

        But what did we expect?

      • Btw, Leave on WTO Rules remains my preference if the EU is not willing to compromise. Fuck me, we still have such a strong hand! And remember, the EU always take things right up to the wire – 60 days to B-day is an eternity to them, whatever they might say…

      • Yes I agree RTCp, No Deal, will be come a “managed” No Deal

        Chuka cunt and his mates, cliff edge bullshit, I wonder what these cunts would do if there were a second referendum and No Deal won….

        How would they try to overturn that result

      • The threat of No Deal is the ONLY thing that will bring the EU back to the negotiating table.

        If May caves in to the Remoaners (EU) AGAIN we can kiss goodbye to anything I would recognise as Leaving.

      • There are disturbing indications that the City gamblers-with-our-money are coming to the conclusion that it will be No Brexit, and are adjusting their bets (which involve short-selling the £) accordingly. This is the area to watch for indications of what has been decreed and how it’s going.

  11. Umunna stood for the Labour leadership for 2 days but couldn’t stand the media intrusion.
    Just the sort of strong hardnosed leader this country desperately needs eh.
    Probably missed the company of his mirror. Wankstain.

    • That’s because he didn’t want to answer any questions about where his money came from….

    • Btw, wankstain appears to be an anag. of wankistan, which, I suspect, is twinned with Islington…

  12. Question: Has anyone told that um bongo drinking cunt who said the RAF were guilty of war crimes that the volunteers from the commonwealth were just that: volunteers. Does he think conscription in time of war is also a crime?

    Some of my family served in civil emergency units in London during the blitz. I dread to think what they saw or dealt with. But I bet they never came across a more vile cunt than the PhD twat Piers Morgan laid into…

  13. I bet Lineker saw his cunting on ISAC yesterday and thought to himself-‘Well, they think I’m a cunt I’ll be one’. So he tweets about Rinaldo taking an innocent selfie on a plane after the death of the Cardiff player. ‘This is not the day…’Fucking prig.

  14. Off topic but breaking news …………

    Jack Shepherd, the cowardly cunt that killed a young girl in his speedboat and then did a runner, (deservedly cunted by all), has just handed himself in to the police in Georgia.

    • Here’s hoping that he gets a feckin good kicking off the local politsia… Nutless creep.

  15. Oh yes, Fucker Umunna. Another arrogant, full of his own self importance waste of oxygen who cannot comprehend the word ‘democracy’.

    This cunt apparently earns £65,000 per year for being a part of a ‘progressive think tank’…..

    …..the only ‘tank’ that this bald fuck should be in contact with is one packed full of sharks.

    TREACHEROUS CUNT!

  16. I wonder if Remoaners like Chuka, Grieve & Mrs Balls would be so keen on “Parliament taking control of the Executive” if the Commons was 75% Leavers, instead of the other way around?

  17. Off-topic, I know, but…

    I think we have some gifted musicians, and possibly poets on ISAC, and having listened to some car-crashes on youtube recently (NOT Norfolk ones…), an anaesthetisingly dull and repetitive refrain keeps springing to mind:

    Andwoo, Andwoo, I have nothing more to say.

    Maybe it might start
    “Di-ane, Di-ane, give me your answer, do / please

    • A Sailor called Philip the Greek
      was torpedoed in Norfolk this week.
      A fat lump hit his Rover
      which capsized and went over
      and left HRH feeling meek.

      Any guilt on Phil’s part didn’t last;
      just one bottle of gin and it passed.
      He bought a new lorry,
      refused to say sorry,
      and didn’t pretend to be arsed.

      Both drivers proved not to be pissed,
      but the chunky bird’s broken her wrist.
      She’s all over the telly
      with her sling and her belly
      and a face that has rarely been kissed.

      Where there’s blame there’s a claim, so they say,
      but I bet you a pound he won’t pay.
      She can wriggle and squirm
      still she won’t beat The Firm,
      and her moment of fame will away.

      (And the novelty will soon wear off when she realises she will have to describe in minute detail every single second of the accident every time she applies for insurance for the next 15 years, let alone the specialist reports, token physiotherapy and ‘PTSD counselling’ she will have to undergo to try and squeeze some compo out of the Royals and their Insurance Company.)

    • Andwoo, Andwoo, I have nothing more to say
      But that has never stopped me yet; I’ll bang on anyway.

  18. Another one of the so called London Elite this pompous prick is another Darkie with far too much to say about Brexit Respect the Referendum result stop trying to block it with a so called People’s Vote We already voted to leave Owen Jones punted in the Guardian today Labour should push for another general election I’ve got news for you both see what happens in the North if you do have an election most of us up here voted in droves to leave we don’t live in the London bubble like you do rich pompous prick

  19. Need I ask whether or not he’s one of Khant’s quislings. Even if he’s not a Mooslime, his vision for Britain will be much the same outcome – the unevolved holding sway with their rape and pillage being passed into law as ‘reparation’.

  20. Chuka, Chuka, Chuka
    Chuka Spears
    Chuka Spears
    Chuka Spears
    Chuka Spears

    Chuka Spears
    Let me rock you
    Let me rock you
    Chuka Spears
    Let me rock you
    That’s all I wanna do
    Chuka Spears
    Let me rock you
    Let me rock you
    Chuka Spears
    Let me rock you
    ‘Cause I feel for you
    Chuka Spears

  21. As an Aussie I have no skin in this Brexit game but to me, a vote is a fucking vote! What gets the most votes is it, end of story! If Manchester United are in front 2 to 1 against some other cunts after the full time whistle blows the other cunts can’t say let’s keep playing until we are in front and then blow the whistle again.

    • Fair point, but there are worrying similarities:

      The losing supporters will continue to sing and chant that the winning fans are thick, bigoted, have made a mistake and are supporting them for the wrong reasons, whilst MUFC are still harking back to the glory days when they had a world class leader who stuck to his guns and was known and respected by his European counterparts.

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