What in the cunting cunt happened to universities? There was a wonderful time where the best and brightest of us went to learn and better ourselves, giving us tomorrows Doctors, leaders and Scientists.
Now we have thousands of the twatting establishments giving today’s generation of naive twerps degrees in “gender studies”. I mean surely that’s one 5 minute lesson. There’s two now fuck off and get a real job. They push liberal lefty bullshit. Lie to the kids that doing these shit degrees will better their lives when the reality is you’ll be lumped with years of debt and a job down Mccuntingdonalds.
Just fuck off.
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The universities in local towns where I live have become their own villages, and the size and design of the buildings tell me they have way too much fucking money. It’s not about education, it’s about how many gullible cunts you can get through the door to pay up £30000 minimum. And I bet they don’t pay tax on those earnings either, just like these not for profit ‘trusts’, that make a massive profit every year.
Plus all university wankers are remainers, their reasoning, because they all fuck off to Europe to ‘study’, or they masturbate over the largest malteaser launcher under Switzerland.
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I’m actually hoping that entry standards continue to fall in Universities. Hopefully they will reach the point of actually taking Cunts like me who have absolutely no qualifications of any kind. I rather fancy getting a large grant and enrolling in some hotbed of Snowflakery. I can see myself now,striding through the Halls assaulting elderly,begowned,homosexual lecturers,insulting and abusing anyone whose views,colour,religion,sexuality or disabilities I found distasteful and initiating the simpering female Undergraduates in the art of 2 minute love-making (no fatties or uglies,mind).
I expect that I’ll be quite the legend on Campus.
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You would have to get rid of the bushmills and guinness Dick, public drunkness is still a big no no at uni. Also sexually harassing the female students is shockingly still frowned upon especially with the poundmetoo movement going on…
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Dick, with your extensive knowledge of ‘the gayness’ I thought you were an Oxbridge man.
Your sister definitely has a Master’s in blowjobology.
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Snap. They were glad to have me, too. Though I had to admit to 8 extremely crap O-levels, which I don’t think were considered. If you were to apply as a mature student, DF, your command of the language and general awareness would impress the admissions tutor. In fact, turning up at all would impress him.
Not sure you’d enjoy it, though. It is almost completely impossible to tell people what you think of them in the academic milieu and there are numerous checks on doing any more than look appreciatively at those undergraduettes worthy of your attention, or even that. I have not yet succeeded in getting an academic to understand that he/she is a cunt, either. It’s not their field.
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Admire what you’re doing, Komodo. I couldn’t sit in a lecture these days because my cunt tourettes would have me yelling a millenials chatting or fucking with their cunt phones. In my days at uni, lecturers were gods.
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It was no great hardship, S-M,and a lot easier than my previous existence, to get a first degree in a subject that really interests me. The second degree was a cunt, though…I only did it to stay off the dole. It made me even less employable! I do a little demonstrating for undergrads now, but mostly work with postgrads and academics doing research. The (science) kids are fine after their first year, and I really have no complaints apart from the inadequacy of the education they arrive with and the cunt management everyone suffers under.
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This ‘yooni’ bollocks All started when Blair got in. It was a way of massaging the unemployment stats. It used to be only the very brightest and best went to university. Now it’s something like one in two.
I actually bin CVs now if it’s a young cunt that’s been to ‘yooni’. They’re usually illiterate and innumerate.
Fucking degree in sports science? Call centres over there son, now fuck off.
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Oh come on Trump since when did a big beautiful wall turn into artistically designed steel slats? what a pathetic joke this is turning into
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thats weird I’ve never seen a oldler comment float to the top before btw heres the article I linked if anyone is interested in reading http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/are-steel-slats-a-wall-and-is-trump-betraying-his-base.html
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A laser security system that triggers a blast of novichok might be worth looking into.
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Novichok seems a bit hit and miss. VX would appear rather more reliable….
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I’m at a university at the moment because pretty much the only thing I’m not bog standard at is politics and history (plus I’m shit with my hands on account of having the coordination of Dumbo the elephant) so I didn’t really have much of a choice. If I had my dad’s talent for software engineering I would’ve probably just got a job where he works but, alas, I do not. Still, reckon I could land a decent enough journalism (alt media of course – wouldn’t touch the MSM with a barge pole) or research or international relations job or something of that ilk from it.
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Out of interest OP are things really as bad at universities as they are portrayed in the media? I know you only hear of the worst of snowflake fuckwittery, safe spaces, trigger warnings etc but id like to think there are more like your good self fighting for common sense.
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I can’t speak for anywhere else but Chichester isn’t too horrendous. There is some of the usual social justice crap like the odd poster advertising ‘anti racism’ demonstrations and the like but most of the lecturers are remarkably open minded.
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what do you say to an arts student?
“Big Mac and Fries please”
well that used to be the joke but now it would cause offence and there would be a protest, counselling, a demand for government legislation to prevent hurtful hate speech.
Cunts
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Universities here and across the Atlantic seem to be falling more and more under the sway of neo Marxist demagoguery; it’s both fascinating and appalling to watch.
Anybody interested should go on Y.tube and watch Professor Jordan Peterson on the subject. The guy’s great.
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In my experience it’s been going on since the 1970s. No surprise this country’s become such a basket case.
Jordan Peterson rocks!
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If only JP, Milo Yiannopolis, Ben Shapiro, Ann Coulter, Tucker Carson and for good measure Tommy Robinson took lectures to educate and provide some alternative views to the snowflake students.
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Universities preach cultural Marxism but practice toady capitalism. They are money making machines sucking is all dry and adding 12 billion to the national debt.
In return we get students with debt they will never pay leavin uni with shit useless degrees and research into cutting edge shit like sugar makes you fat and white toothpaste is racist.
Utter Bollox
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There’s truth in that. Within the university, too, money is increasingly allocated on the sole basis of bums on seats for courses – research in hard subjects is at the bottom of the list unless it is in a currently fashionable area and likely to produce spinoffs. Universities are not run, and their policy is not determined by, educators, but by accountants. Who are well insulated from the consequences of their decisions, as in the NHS, by the sheer dead weight of the management jobsworths deputed to enforce their measures.
What’s needed is to cut the number of universities in half, increase entrance standards by rigorous selection, raise graduation standards, scrap silly subjects, reduce remaining Arts courses by half and, though this is a pipedream, accept no student who has not completed a years’ National Service. (Gap years my fucking fundament – get your snowflake hands dirty)
I’m in this system, and it boils my piss daily.
Universities are good and vital institutions, but they are run for the benefit of cunts.
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