“Best ever”

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Best ever cunts are…. well… cunts….
I refer to the sort of millennial spunk dribble who always refers to some modern shit as the ‘best ever’… Examples include: Lionel Messi is the greatest player ever (when he fucking isn’t), Benderbert Cuntberdinck is the best Sherlock Holmes ever (bollocks), Jennifer Lawrence is the sexiest woman ever (ever seen the young Liz Taylor or Anita Ekberg, you cunts?), Ed Sheercunt is the best ever songwriter (oh, my fucking sides), some childish name calling by a cunt like JK Rowling is viewed as ‘the best put down ever’ (do fuck off), and now it’s Jodie Whittaker is the best Doctor Who ever… What?! After three fucking episodes?! Fuck right off! She’s the best looking one, sure, but that’s it….These ignorant cunts have no sense, knowledge, or regard for history and true greatness… Anyone who thinks that walrus with lipstick, Adele, is the best singer ever or that Mrs Brown’s Cunts is the funniest show ever needs shooting… Moronic millennial cunts….

Nominated by Norman

62 thoughts on ““Best ever””

  1. Excellent cunting, Norm, and couldn’t agree more.

    Must admit you got me going a bit (Oooo err !) when you mentioned “JK Rowling” and “put down” in the same line…was hoping she’d been terminally stuffed up with deep-fried Mars bars and Irn-Bru.

    And as for Mrs. Brown’s Cunts…what a load of wankpuffins.

    • “wankpuffins” – now that’s a new one! Almost choked on my San Miguel after reading that!

      Oh and San Miguel – Best Beer Ever!!!!!

      • Isn’t that Mrs Browns boy’s a bit transbendery? Apart from being a crock of shit. Rowling fuck off and spend your money rather than believing you are some kind of wisest person in the universe shit. You wrote books for kids for fuck sake. Doctor what, another load of bollocks not watched any of the crap since the program went more pc than the students union. New super hero on the way “Is it a woman”.

  2. The brexit deal will be the best deal ever.
    No it won’t, we voted to leave the EU, not to do a deal with them.

  3. Mrs Brown’s Wankers! A man playing a non tranny female role? Isn’t that “cultural appropriation “ or some such libtard crime against humanity? So where are the feminazis? Why aren’t they crying and screaming about this blatant patriarchal injustice?
    Oh , it’s on the B.B. fucking C so that’s ok then.

  4. Breaking news – Poland and Greece likely to demand 1 trillion euros from Chairmany for WWII reparations.

    Bring it on. Anything to make the Merkelsau squirm.

      • More than a few bob Ron. They owe us a fucking fortune, why we’re paying a divorce bill to leave the EU is beyond me. We should be receiving truck loads of German gold, the square headed cunts.
        Good evening.

    • Saw that! Fucking brilliant!!
      I knew the poles were after a few quid, that’s been going for ages! The Greeks are in too?
      Why aren’t we at the front of that queue? Those motherfuckers started two world wars, I want some compo!
      I would ask the Italians for a top up but they haven’t got a pot to piss in or window to throw it out of…….
      imagine explaining the chicanery that’s going to our fallen soldiers? Embarrassing!
      people like blair , Clegg , cable and co should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves………. gutless! Self serving Cunts! …….

    • I how much the Russians will be able to claim? The krauts butchered about 20 million of them.
      Or Israel?
      If Germany is responsible for the finances or eu countries, does that make them responsible for Germany’s debts?
      Glad we’re out… ish …

  5. Best ever bit of cunting Norm!

    I might be wrong, but have you got a bit of a thing going for Jumpable Jodie?

  6. September 1940…….. my Dad stubbed his toe running for the air raid shelter. I want at least a thousand quid for that you Nazi cunts !

    • Get that annoying cunt from Gladstone brooks on the case!!
      2 weeks of that utter prick on German TV and they would cough up……

    • And what about my granny’s shithouse roof ? Damaged by shrapnel , the council didn’t get round to fix it until 1953. Up until then, anybody wanting to go for a crap during a downpour had to take a fucking brolly.
      Fucking German twats.

  7. On a similar theme, have you noticed how every thing and every cunt is now being described as *iconic*?. However 5th rate it is, or however recent it is iconic.

    • WC Boggs. Yes I have noticed this. I enjoyed Norman’s cunting and apart from being iconic it was cutting edge…..

    • Iconic, awesome, epic, heritage…
      Dumb bint Nikki Chapman described some bathroom suite as being “heritage.” To me it looked loike bog-standard Screw-It, vaguely shell-patterned.

      Sod it.

  8. Great cunting Norman .
    I’m still waiting for my best ever night out on the piss.
    The morning after a bender my mind’s blank with no memory of the night before.
    I’m sure my best night ever has been and passed me by a long time ago.
    I will keep on trying though, because you never no it might not have happened yet .
    Touch wood.

  9. Millenial cuntitude…
    The “best” kind of cuntitude “ever”…
    …. if you like cuntitude that is.

    I do. Without cunts, there’s be no ISAC.
    ….what would we do without millenials?

    • We would still have all the Cunts on the Wall… plus 99% of whatever’s left of humanity.

      • Butt-Hurt Millenials is pure class. I’ve often thought that these snoflake marches look like Nuremberg Rallies, and a few seconds later he mentioned the N-word…

        As for the feminists, By Dog, they make Millie Tant look tasty.

      • Sorry I did reply with a link or 2 to enjoy but I think I’m being modded. …forgot that happens when I post 2 links.

        Oh the suspense ….

        😁

  10. I quite enjoy it when someone says that someone or something is “the best ever”. I gives me an excuse to disagree with them. “Best ever” is subjective. I once reduced a die-hard Newcastle football fan to a state of apoplexy by telling him that Stephan Guiv’ach was the best ever Newcastle striker due to the fact that he had a World Cup winners medal,therefore he was better than Alan Shearer who he had announced was the “best ever”. The fact that I know Fuck All about football didn’t stop me, “Prove Shearer was better” had the Cunt stumped. Opinions are like arseholes,everyone has one.

    I use this approach regularly to annoy people. Lack of knowledge on a subject is no bar for me,indeed it often helps.

    Fuck them.

    • Forgot to add….Gemma Arterton is the best looking actress ever…anyone who disagrees can Fuck Off.

    • Well you’ve convinced me Mr F. Have you ever considered going into politics or is maintaining that level of cuntishness just a little too much?

      • I could teach most politicians a thing or two about Cuntishness, Freddie. I like to think that the name “Fiddler” causes my local M.P. to mutter “that Cunt” whenever his secretary tells him that I’ve been in contact again.

  11. These cunts are prone to over using the word ‘legend’ too. Everyone is a bloody legend. Some greasey teenage turbo cunt in your extended circle of cunts did something minor that one time, bloody amazing.

  12. I’m looking forward to our best ever Christmas. The Rt Hon Philip Hammond has brought cheer to every household announcing an end to austerity and Saint Theresa is about to finalize a Brexit deal which will bring unparalleled wealth and prosperity to these shores. How fortunate we are to live in Britain in times such as these. Our leaders make us feel so proud. There’s not much more we could ask for. The song says ‘May all our Christmas’s be white’. No we don’t need that.

  13. Every Christmas is the best ever, every cunt knows that. Except the one when I had just been diagnosed with a certain STD which I still don’t know how to spell. The less said about that the better.

    • I suppose that implies Junker and co are looking forward to their ‘best ever ransom’, erm I mean shakedown, um no, divorce bill.

    • Dominic Raab. The useless sweaty EU cocksucking cunt who took over when Davis threw in the towel.

      A few minor hurdles for us still to capitulate on. Would love to play poker for high stakes against the U.K. Brexit “we will do anything for a deal” negotiating team.

      • Playing poker with the Brexit negotiating team! Fucking good one Willie. I’m going to nick that one if you don’t mind.
        Here’s one in exchange:

        Bloke goes into the pharmacy and asks for 3 johnnies. The pharmacist says “are you sure you only need 3, I can do you a bulk deal if you like.”
        He says “nah I only need 3 at the moment, going to dinner at my girlfriends tonight. Her fit mother and sister will be there and I reckon they are well up for it.”
        So he’s sitting at the table with girlfriend, mother and sister when the Dad walks in. The bloke immediately starts saying grace and drags it on for about 5 minutes.
        The girlfriend says “I didn’t know you were so religious”
        He says “ I didn’t know your Dad was a fucking pharmacist.”

  15. Whenever one of these snowflake, millennial, SJW and/or (anti)social media mums use this term, if you flip it, you’re probably nearer the mark.

    And anyone who prefixes “Best Ever” with the word “Absolute” is an absolute cunt without reservation.

  17. Absolutely best and biggest ever crock of shit, but a classic one for halloween:

    https://uk.style.yahoo.com/woman-claims-had-sex-20-012941045.html

    This dozy bint is either completely fucking hatstand or she is a premier league narcissist who would probably nosh her own man in a boat on camera if it got her some publicity.

    How on earth does her beloved ghost bone her – does he use a spooky ghost willy and then fill her quim with gallons of his ecstatic ectoplasm?

    • That’s a new one for the femistapo’s when she decides Casper didn’t have her consent.

    • Fucking hilarious. When I was a gormless 20 yr old I hate to say it but I was probably a feminist. Now, I realise they lie as readily as they breathe, they’re amoral alley cats who just want a ready fuck, loyalty, fidelity, honesty, integrity, camaraderie, honour, completely alien concepts. Women live rape fantasies. I never wanted to believe it, now I do.

    • Eggwina Curry had John Major….but I don’t think he could be described as cutting edge, exactly. Doubt whether he even cut the mustard. I know he didn’t for me (in ANY sense…).

  19. To ‘celebrate’ 20 years of Amazon, they’ve done a ‘best ever’ poll for their customers/social media mongs… Best film? Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Cunt… Best album? Ginger Gargoyle Sheeran… Female artist? Fatslag Adele…. Best book? Harry cunting Potter.and so on… Utter bollocks and you can bet your life the majority of ‘voters’ were stupid fucking wimmin… Cunts…

    • Cuntancurou S. I just wanted to get the overused term “cutting edge” in. Lactulose works though. You can have an iconic best ever poo. These days a good shit is all I can look forward to. I’ve been married three times. Two were fucking nightmares and the one I really loved died. And she was a bit of nightmare although a lovely woman.

      • I would have given it a go on your recommendation, but I’ve read that it’s very sweet and I’m diabetic. But thanks anyway.

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