Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who correctly picked Carry On’s favourite bit of fluff, Liz Fraser, who passed away at the age of 88.
As Norman puts it so elequently in the comments below : “Worth all today’s celebrislags put together”
So we move on to Dead Pool 112.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Vince Cable
Michelle Barnier
Jo Swinson
Jeremy Corbyn
Jack Monroe
0
Pele
Tony Bennett
Cleo Laine
Joan Fontaine
Burt Bacharach
0
Stuart Whitman instead of Cleo Laine..
0
Sonny Barger
Terry Jones
Hardy Kruger
Earl Cameron
Eddie Vedder
0
Ray Reardon
Kenneth Kerchavil
Kenneth Cope
Jackie Stallone
Betty Boothroyd
0
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Michael Barrymore
Boy George
Morrissey
0
I liked Liz Fraser, good actress and very tasty. Got a sister in law that is a virtual dead ringer for her, which is nice.
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Seeing as Grumpy Old Cunt has struck again,I’ll go for…
Ozzy Osborne
Steven Tyler
Bob Seger
Donald Sutherland
Bob Dylan.
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Knew Liz and introduced her to the Pool. Tipped orf she was a bit ropy but not yet oven ready and thought no other cunt had her so bided me time. Philosophical? Nah hurts like fucking hell. Total bastard to miss oit on an old friend. Sick as.
1
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Elon Musk
1
Fuck and bastard bugger you cunts as ever.
Giscard d’Estaing
Rhonda Fleming
Jim Dale
Roy Hattersley
Christopher Plummer
0
Stuart Hall
Sergei Skripal
Kenneth Clarke
Owen Jones
Robert Wyatt
0
Melvyn Hayes
Richard Stilgoe
John Hume
Jimmy Pursey
Rat Scabies
RIP Liz. Top girl!
1
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Bill Cosby
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Madeline Albright
0
Dario Argento
Roger Waters
Bob Newhart
Mitzy Gaynor
Mary Jo Catlett
0
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adelson
Rick Wakeman
George Lucas
0
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Harley Race
Pedro Morales
Jim Herd – former WCW president
Vince McMahon
0
Black and White cunt has napped long time favourite Dennis Norden. Well done that man. Certain lazy cunts have not updated to a new pool yet so Yours Truly is getting in there:
Doris Day
Olivia d’Havilland
Giscard D’Estaing
Nicholas Parsons
Michael Caine
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