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Cookies. No, not the delicious biscuits, the internet cookies. What are they and why am I being asked to accept them on almost every website I go on? Am I missing something here? The language websites use to describe their function sure sounds sinister.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

64 thoughts on “Cookies”

  1. OC
    I thought you were of the younger generation of cunters? If you don’t know how is an old cunt like me supposed to cope with it all?
    Doomed, we’re all doomed.

    • Nope, I don’t get them at all. But then for the standards of my generation I’m not exactly that technologically literate.

  2. Finally… a nom my limited attention span is able to cope with.

    Awesome cunting OpinionatedCunt!

    Shit… forgotten what I was going to post about cookies.

    Damn this fucking dementia!

  3. Just click on “accept” and don’t worry about it.
    That’s what we do with all the other shit we get thrown at us isn’t it?

    PS That Miller bitch is really getting on my tits. She needs to shut her stupid lying cake hole.

    • Someone at the Liberal conference suggested Gary Lineker as their new leader. We’d have some fun with that!

      • Ridiculous. The only people who would employ him would be a bunch of unscrupulous, immoral cunts who are only interested in filling their pockets full of money…….oh…….wait a minute….

      • I was going to moan about that but I had to leave the pub to go to work……… The cunt would probably make it part of the laws that we would have some refuges in our teams or some shit like that

    • She needs a lot of arse-biscuits ramming down it.
      Choke on all that that cookie-goodness, banana-gob !

    • It’s a little known fact that Gina Miller started life as a late term abortion, rescued by dogs from a dumping site for raw sewage near Jamestown village on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean.

      For decades cesspit tankers emptied their cargoes of sewage there, collected from across the Accra metropolitan area, including aborted foetuses originating from a certain posh estate, mercifully upwind of the accumulated filth!

      Poorer residents traditionally used the site for open defecation.

      https://goo.gl/images/w4YXK5

      • Fucking brilliant Mr Creampuff!
        Loved the judge sticking his head out of the sewer pipe.
        Quality.

      • It was used as the header picture for Gina Miller(2) ISAC.

        Captures everything about the bitch to perfection!

      • Bitch Miller knows that the people of Britain would rather pour molten lead down her throat than have her in politics.

      • It’s entirely apt that Ms Miller is a ‘Brazilian’. Because it takes a bare-faced cunt to be the mouthpiece of the remoan campaign.

  4. OC

    You should teach your computer to be patriotic and reject all cookies. Mine only accepts British biscuits.

    • Indeed, biscuits brown or biscuits fruit only in our household.

      Apart from Jammie dodgers obviously.

  5. Just heard on the radio British passengers face lengthy delays at airports due to heightened safety restrictions after Brexit.
    (Yawn) I’m sure i’ve heard that one before. That’s all you get these days……bloody repeats!

    • And, according to the BBC, people are VERY worried about pet passports. Oh, and the strawberries are rotting in the fields… again.

  6. A Treasury minister has admitted that Theresa May could be forced to bow to mounting pressure for a fresh Brexit referendum if her plan is rejected – with the option to halt EU withdrawal “altogether”.

    Mel Stride delivered a huge boost to the campaign for a “People’s Vote” when he acknowledged: “There is a danger of that happening if Chequers doesn’t prevail”.

    Oy Stride you cunt, you just don’t get it do you. No deal means we walk away without a deal. Another annoying fucking arsehole with shit for brains.

    • “If her plan is rejected…”

      It’s a slam dunk it will be, innit?

      Baldrick was a novice compared to May when it came to cunning plans!

      • Well Ruff Tuff, it seems admin won’t let me be anything other that Fenton Fistula. So I’m here to stay. Delbert Grady was an old cunt anyway. Please don’t feel scared or intimidated when replying to my posts. I really am an old pussy cat. Prrrrrrrr😻

      • Yikes!!

        Welcome back Mr Fistula.

        Admin objected to the new one? Je ne comprehendez pas.

      • I fucking love this site 😉
        Your wit and repartee might just go unnoticed elsewhere RTC but on here its like the balls on a bulldog.

      • Fenton Fistula is a very fine name. I’ve been trying to change mine to one of these: Alan Dilation, Alan Retentive, Alan Intercourse but I get bounced out every time I try. Perhaps we can pretend we are out of the same ball sack Fenton. It would be cunt if we failed to get along.

  7. sorry to yet again to bring up that monumental numbskull the Spiv but i know some of his bonkers followers read this site and as i can’t post on there i hope they read this. remember the ALTON TOWERS accident? the SPIV in one of his fantastic in depth ‘ investigations’ declared to anyone who would listen that the two girls who lost legs were ‘lying’ and were ‘ crisis actors’, un fuckin believable i know but thats what he said. today comes news that the two girls are sueing the owners of Alton Towers are are expected to receive up to 2 million in compo. wh ere does this leave spivo’s ‘ investigation’ ? lol
    .https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-45572981

      • Thanks for that, Ruff Tuff. Very educational. According to the Spiv, PC Palmer (the policeman stabbed in the Westminster attack) faked his own death! Whodathunk!

      • A veritable skidmark on the underwear of life Sir Limply, Attested to by his latest “truthing”. His supporters are reminded that this week is his websites subs day and he needs the money to come in to carry on his “truth and honesty” website. He has even included an image of himself touting his new paperback out now and its even on kindle. Now forget the book and even the Spiv himself but note the area in which he types his tall tales. It looks like a set off Stig of the dump. If smellyvision was available the stink would make a rat vomit. What a big dirty lying despicable cunt he really is. The fact that he hasn’t been visited by some of Lee Rigby’s oppos to give him a fucking good hiding is way beyond me or the law haven’t picked up on the cunt and sent him off to share a cell with a 22 stone blambo named Agnes. And still the most amazing thing is he has a certain following all as limp in the mind as he is. How the fuck you get a bunch of cunts willing to send you a portion of their dole cheque AND apologise that they know it isn’t enough and they might be a couple of days late in sending it AND the cunt even has the brass neck to demand that it isn’t sent using IE11 as he doesn’t get the money is taking the piss to stratospheric level of cunitiude. Now I know I am a little bit of a one for some sexual deviances (excluding children and animals – I have standards however low) but his post of a week or so ago describes Coprophilia or scat (eating shit) – I thought I had heard some stuff but Megan Markle partaking in eating shit parties should be enough reason for the horrible cunt to be doing some jail time, if not found expired in a back alley with his arsed reamed to the size of a Ford Escorts spare wheel. Is there a bigger cunt alive or dead? Surely a nom for the wall is pending.

  8. www. chrispivey.org

    if you need a laugh it’s well worth a look.. although his victims probably dont see the funny side.

  10. On cookies they are how you are monetized orn the internet. The only thing new is the warning following EU regulations. You are privileged to have a small piece orf code (a cookie) lodged on your hard disk every time you visit a site. That is your browsing traffic and it identifies where ever you have gone and how often. Your browser harvests this information and sells it on to third parties so they may ”push” advertising at you or give you news feeds catering to your prejudices or perversions.
    There was a shitestorm aboit it all recently and internet johnnies are now obliged to obtain cunters consent before depositing the fuckers.

  11. I have just had to clear a load of cunting cookies out of my phone as they were preventing me from accessing some websites.

    Cookies – pah!

  12. Not a surprise, but very cuntish nonetheless…

    The Black Broadcasting Corporation have apparently gone even more ‘diverse’ in the upcoming Doctor Who… According to very reliable sources the new Doctor (Jumpable Jodie) will take her new diverse and ever so colourful companions back in time to events that are (drum roll) significant to their ethnic background… Which basically means Blambos, Ethnic types, and even more John Rambos… One of the stories is supposed to have the Doc and her brown friends go and visit Rosa Lee Parks in Alabama… That’s real swashbuckling boys own time and space adventure, isn’t it? The young ‘uns are gonna love that, eh? Definitely give the Daleks a run for their money. eh? Pass the fucking sick bucket…. Who else will they be up against this series? Satchmo? Jesse Owens? Count Basie? Uncle Remus? The Robertson’s Jam Golly (See you at teatime)? And is Missy going to become Mammy?

    This is blatant propaganda that would put Goebbels to shame, and the ‘Beeb’ can stick it up their arse….

    • Its amazing to think millions tuned in to see VT of a local news reporter stepping in cow shit or Ken Barlow from Corrie walking into a door.

      • Yeah saw a few those shows he did, seemed like a decent bloke. I nicked him off Fred West years ago.

  14. As Sir Limply rightly says this is all fucking EU bullshit.

    Visit a page and have to click ‘accept’ every time.

    Thank cunts. Why not bring back people having to carry a red flag in front of every car?

  15. Cuntiano Ronaldo sent off for grabbing another player’s hair…
    What a big girl fairyboy blamange of a fucking cunt he is…

      • I remember Ronaldo at the World Cup taking a free kick and pulling his shorts up so high it looked like the cunt had skin tight shorts on. What a bellend.

    • And Citeh lost, they missed Guardiola’s presence on the touchline because he was serving a ban. The way they bang on about him you would think English club teams were kicking pigs bladders about and a healthy post training lunch was only 2 hours in the pub and not 3 before he enlightened us all.

      • Always worth a giggle when the magoos lose. My ex once said I think you love United more than me. I said don’t be so silly, I love City more than you

      • My bird…(french) was going on about the world cup and how I only supported united and not England until I pointed out that Manchester united have one it one more then England

    • His ridiculous actions helped to get Wayne Rooney sent off in a vital match for England in the 2006 World Cup.

      And tears as well.

      See how he fucking likes it.

  16. Evening all, Cookies and browsing history / privacy can be controlled if you want to. What I object to is being forced to click OK on a huge banner that appears on every website because the EU cunts said it had to be so.

  17. Sorry to cause distress to you all but insofar as Gina Miller is concerned (mentioned above), can someone please cunt me. I am disgusted at her anti democratic antics but I really would like to go medieval on her. I can’t explain why but when considering a score out of 10, I would like to give her one.

    Can someone please advise me of a painless castrator to put me right?

  18. I don’t know why but I reckon Gina Miller has a fanny like a bear trapper’s hat.

    A veritable forest of lush, dense, EU-worshipping pubery.

    You heard it here first.

  20. Apropos the Wall of Cunt…
    It’s getting quite close to full.
    I wonder if one of the “aspiring architects” will come up with a way of solving the problem.

    Ruth Davidson now saying that Twatter is a dark place where the wimminz fear to tread.
    The words Heat and Kitchen (cockroach-infested) spring to mind. Too much Irn Bru, and too many deep-fried Mars bars. I guess she needs all that energy for the demanding strap-on aspects of her job.

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