These roaming cockwombles are currently doing a tour-de-wanker around Surrey at the moment, and like a perverted Midas every location they touch with their pikey mitts instantly turns into a big pile of shite. Which our council will clean up of course, costing tens of thousands per site. Not including all the stuff they’ve inevitably destroyed or stolen within 500 yards of their shitheap parade.

Cunts.

Surrey police themselves have done themselves proud and actually joined up with these bastards by uttering the following to a pissed off local,

“You say upsetting to endure, consider for a second, how upsetting it would be, being uprooted every few days. That’s why we always act in the best interests of all parties with proportionality and legality.”

You what mate? But no, there’s more.

Residents formed a blockade but were told to move aside by the police. Excuse me? Who’s side are you on you bastards!

I’m pissed and worried because there’s a couple of fields locally, they’ve been before. Some skallywag minor came round last time asking if we wanted windows cleaned. On yer (stolen) bicycle mate, piss off! Fucking. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty