Everything about this show is a cunt; the producers are cunts, the contestants are cunts and the cunts who watch it are also cunts. Cunts, cunts and more cunts. You must have no shame if you apply to be on the show and you must have no sense if you choose to watch it. Complete and utter, mind-numbing drivel.
A minute and a half I endured of this shite, I will never get back. However, those ninety seconds told me everything I needed to know about how thick, idiotic and vacuous these cunts really are. A bunch of tarted-up slappers and jack the lad fuckboy mincers engaging in meaningless conversations and unnecessary drama for a bit of attention and for the sake of being on telly.
The people that watch it and revel in the unfolding events need to get a life. Shit cunts all round. Also, the coverage it gets in the media and on various tv ads and competitions is absolutely ludicrous. What a load of shallow and superficial old cobblers.
Nominated by Jayniño
Has Love Island been cunted yet? If not then it really should be. Its vapid, heavily engineered tripe for the kinds of thick as pigshit cunts who can’t read anything more complicated and comprehensive than What’s On TV or Biff and Chip books.
Maybe I’m just so cynical by this point that I’m already, at the age of 20, out of touch with the rest of my generation but the mere fact that anyone intelligent can like this Big Brother knockoff tripe absolutely baffles me.
Nominated by Opinionated Cunt
You are not wrong.
Not a fucking brain cell between the producers/contestants/viewers etc., etc.
Putin could take this country before tea time without breaking sweat.
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Sometimes I wish he’d just get on and fucking do it Willie. Great cunting both. What a load of brain dead shite aimed specifically at dip shit cunts with very little brain activity. Used to work with a bunch of silly slags who watched Love Island and they’d ruin everyone’s lunch by sitting in the kitchen at work talking very loudly about it. Me and a colleague once exclaimed that they were thick fuckwits for watching the shite. You can imagine how well that went down. Cunts – I’m surrounded by them.
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the good news is i’ve read plenty of Opinionated Cunts posts and i’m well fucking chuffed he says hes only 20….. comes across more level headed , tuned in cunt, like the rest of us…..theres fucking hope yet that they can join their big brothers who have suffered 20 years of the bullshit and for once stick together in a pot of glue…..and deliver a shock to government…….. well said OP……id have been mates with you 20 years ago !!!
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Well, there is no point in feeding pigs cherries if they are happy with shit.
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I’d like to revise my earlier statement – putting Biff and Chip books on a par with What’s on TV is an insult to people who can read Biff and Chip.
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Hi OC –
I read your nom with a sense of sadness. As a regular reader of these fine pages, you’ll no doubt be aware many of us here are a little older than your good self. As such, we’ve had time to grow cynical, bitter and twisted. We’ve seen some highs in life and can compare that with the many lows we see today.
You sir are a ‘young un’ and I find it very sad that your outlook is so jaded at such a young age. Don’t get me wrong. I am absolutely not critical of you in any way and agree that your cynicism is a fair reflection of how awful modern life has become.
I’m glad you’re here and contributing.
I just think back to when I was 20. Bulletproof, fitter, stronger, quicker, agile, knew everything and life was one big bowl of potential. I can’t imagine what the world looks like to a 20 year old now. I know this much, it’s way more crap than when I was 20 in the mid/late 1980s.
Good on ya for seeing things as they really are though. Shows enlightenment and wisdom beyond your years. Good on ya! All the best – IY.
P.S. I’ve never heard of Love Island.
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Well said Imitation.
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aye see my post above yank / stroker
the fact he sees the cuntitude around him is both sad and encouraging , but surely proves the next generation has men like him to take our place ???
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Better to know how shit things are and come to terms with it than to be blindly optimistic and idealistic in my view. That’s one of the big problems with this generation – they’re so naively idealistic that it’s just gonna hit them all the harder when they realise how shit things are.
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One if the most moving threads ever on IAC and I too want to sympathise massively with you Opinionated on how shite life in this cuntry has become over successive decades. You and your generation just do not deserve the levels to which we have fallen through no fault at all of your own. I only wish there was more I could do to help. Mind how you go and if ever in doubt, look at this website to cheer yourself up!
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Not seen it and wont. This is a prime example of TV not just made for window lickers (all of ITV2 and ITVb output) but requiring viewers to actually lick the windows while watching it.
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I saw that a previous winner had topped herself. Her boyfriend apparently came out in sympathy and did the same a week or so later.
Tragic.
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It seems as if this show, which I avoid at all costs, has a happy ending after all.
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I think we’re in the same boat Opinionated Cunt. Like you I’m also 20 and I cannot stand this shite and the rest of it; and most people our age in fact.
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You’re 20 as well? Bloody hell you come across much older. Thought I wss the only one even close to that age on this site :). As for Love Island, for some reason my sister – who’s one of the smartest people I know and less than two years my junior – likes this crap. Can’t fathom why.
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Fucking Hell OC – 2 young uns’ and great cunters. You are cunting well above your weight my friend – top stuff knowing we have young cunts on here. Carry the baton tight me ole mucker and hope there are lots behind you to run with it 😉
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That’s weird Jay,
I thought most cunters were of a “certain age” – we don’t usually reach median whinge capability until 40, cuntishness at 50 and total cunts beyond that.
I have 3 sprogs and they have similar cuntish views to their father (I brunged them up well – 22, 25 and 27) on all things youth and the sheer stupidity of leftie, libtard millennial snowflakes. The girls have degrees (worthwhile ones) and my boy a trade and I must have brought them up right little cunts (in a good cuntish way). They tolerance level to young adults their own age is in stark contrast to what I would have expected. Hard working, house owning, non whining fun and funny well developed, bright and a great sense of justice and fair play. What surprises me most is that they are a similar age to the cunts on that love island bollocks but wouldn’t watch it if it was being filmed in the back garden. I must admit, after Pierced Organ banged on about it and out of curiosity I watched the best part of an episode. Hidden messages of blambo / mud coloured / white kids mixing like Kalergi and Soros planned it with little of the way of common sense or even a sense of purpose.
As Willie wrote above – any invading army would have this land of spaccers stitched up before the men had plucked their their fucking eyebrows or flossed their shiny white teeth.
I am heartened to see you are a cunt Jay as I am happy with my own. Maybe all is not lost – I dont want to take your time up but how do you fair within your peers? Are you a lone cunt or are there many of you? Just to give me a sprig of hope to hang onto that the whole world might actually survive another few decades.
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Don’t tell me…you set limits and enforced them. You absolute fascist cunt. Well done!
Though having partly evaded the limits which were set but incompetently enforced when young, I’m rather leery of under- 25’s who behave perfectly and Achieve. A bit sinister, suspiciously conformist, and all too likely to wind up as bankers, for me. No offence intended, of course.
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Ha, no offence taken Komodo. Hmm, well the cops have never been to my door – well they have but that was for me 😉 . They did the usual fuckwittery as bairns but as an ex sailor having lived with some men who couldn’t find their arse with both hands, they were, well, average in terms of getting through their teens but on occasions they all sailed a bit close to the wind. Bankers and officious cunts they will never make – ones a dentist – t’other I am not too sure about – she lives in Geneva with her fella who is some sort of internet guru having inherited her fathers wanderlust she has lived all over the place – I must ask her what the fuck it is she does do. She is employed directly by her partner / fiancé but I think that’s a tax dodge. Jack my boy is an intolerant leftie despising Royal Marine Commando. PS – I think you mean wary – leering at under 25’s could get you locked up 😉
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LOL re leery. It used to have a different meaning, roughly ‘suspicious’ – but the world moves on…
You obviously got the balance just right, Cunto, and if I’d spawned an RM I would be extremely proud. Have worked a couple of times with them (peacetime, nothing too strenuous) and they’re very special. The combination of brains and brawn is a frightening one.
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I’ll second that, Komodo. Working with a RM unit was the best time I had in my Army career.
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pint number 4 with Kraken chaser and a double for Komodo…..
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I’ve reached the capacity for whinging well before that. Hell, I make Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh look optimistic by comparison.
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Hello Cunto and no worries. To answer your question, there are more of us youthful cunters out there than you may think. It’s just harder to find us in a sea of fuckwits. As for me, I’ve always had plenty of friends of different ages, types etc and being an extrovert I enjoy being around others as long as they aren’t a complete fuckwit – I soon suss them out if they are.
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Any future fruits of my loins will be educated in the ISAC teachings of Mr Fiddler, though I suspect I will be receiving calls from teachers saying ‘darkies’ is unacceptable language and ‘the gays’ cannot be horsewhipped.
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Just seen this other thread and discovered we have another 20 year old. What’s the world coming to? 20 somethings on here bitching and whining about the world.
Is that a good thing because the young crowd see the world for what it is? Or a bad thing because they’re kindred spirits with us bunch of cynical cunts?
Either way, I’m glad we get input from all sorts.
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In adulthood it has to be a good thing to see the world as it is, regardless of age, no?
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Yes, you are correct RTC. Cheers – IY.
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Can’t see the point of soft porn now absolutely anything harder is a mouse click away. People who like Love Island would also like Xhamster, if they’d the initiative to find it*. I’m sure the appeal is simply titillation.
*allegedly
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My lads girlfriend had this on in our front room. I saw a couple of minutes. Sometimes I think I must be living in an alternate reality if this shit/behaviour is considered the norm.
This is like, seriously, I’m not gonna lie, d’ya know what I mean, drivel.
There’s a girl, talks a bit mongy.
Latter found out that it’s Danny Dyer’s daughter.
Thought it might be a special needs edition and they’re being sorted in to pairs.
Rumours persist as Harvey Price is seen chewing on his passport…
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Love Island Special needs edition.
Don’t give the producers new ideas JR!
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I’ve only read a little about this shit but if these cunts aren’t already special needs, then they’d have to be lobotomised to qualify.
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Well Harvey certainly knows the correct way to introduce himself to the other contestants….
https://youtu.be/inGhGnXbTxs
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Had to google this ; now wish I hadn’t !
Fucks me !
Wtf is wrong with folk
BUNGLECUNTS the lot of them
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The worst part is that these people are seen as fucking role models. Even putting aside my dislike of the show they haven’t done anything to earn that status – they haven’t led us through dark times and brought us out the other side (a la Churchill) or been the peak of excellence in their chosen sport (a la Pele) or made an amazing discovery or revolutionary invention that has radically changed how we view the world or even the universe (a la Einstein). They’re people who’ve got famous through fucking and being idiots.
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It’s been a thing for a while now that some people are famous for being famous. Not sure who started it, but I think Paris Hilton had something to do with it.
Believe it or not, there was a time not THAT long ago when all we had were 3 TV channels. I’m not making this up. BBC1, BBC2 and ITV. None of them were 24 hours either. When Channel 4 came along it was like a television revolution. In fact, it was so super new and so ground breaking to actually have a 4th channel, you couldn’t even get it in all parts of the UK. There weren’t enough transmitters to deliver it to all the population. Seriously!
Anyway, my point is being on the telly back then kinda sorta meant something and was a big deal because there was so little of it. Three channels! Nowadays, with literally 100s of channels, your channel choices are saturated and practically anything can get to air. It’s been diluted beyond belief. Being on telly now just isn’t the same because of this. It’s ironic then, that these cunts on shows like Love Island get any attention at all.
I think it’s the old ‘give the people what they want’ ethos. I don’t know why people buy The Sun newspaper. It’s a comic, but it’s very popular. God knows why. Especially after they knocked the Page 3 girls on the head. Cunts.
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Well to paraphrase Roger Waters lyrics ” we got thirteen channels of shit to choose from” if only there was that few.
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Who’s this Churchill fuck?
Oh yeah, he’s that dead racist dude Afua Hirsch helpfully informed us about recently. What a disgrace this country’s heritage is!
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My wife watches it every night (upstairs I might add), and I never hold back in telling her how much of a complete spaztard she is for doing so. She justifies it by saying she has a very complicated job and this kind of TV means she doesn’t have to think. Never heard so much fucking guff in all my life. As for me, even when I go to the toilet and I hear this shit in the background I feel like my IQ has dropped by at least a third. That Haribo advert got cunted a while back, Love Island is basically a fucking hour long version.
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What a bunch of vain cunts. Especially that guy bottom row third left with his shirt on to hide the shame of not being shredded enough.
Also, why is everyone white except mr and mrs token? And why is there no lady in a burkini?
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Guarantee most of the guys who are shredded have been using steroids. Take it from someone who uses the gym frequently – you don’t get to look like that naturally unless you have insane genetics.
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Some of them look thin and within the bounds of max natty potential I reckon, though I wouldn’t be surprised as they don’t seem like the dedicated athlete type.
Have a family member whos a professional athlete and is more defined than these douchebags. But it took 10+ years of dedicated work, something I doubt this lot have the time for given their proclivity for preening and posturing.
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And here is a clip from a Russian game show.
A bit different to what British viewers are used to perhaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMcegIaBLAQ
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Foreign game shows have always been miles better than our shite. Especially Brazilian ones…..Bring back Tarrant on TV!
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I’ve heard and read so much about this “televisual feast”, as Basil Fawlty would say, that I set aside an hour last week to watch it.
Well I got 12 minutes past the first ad break before I held up my hands in surrender. Fuck me! To call these arseholes narcissistic is a massive understatement as is calling them thick as shit. They sit around talking about “feelings”….THEIR feelings of course, everybody else’s feelings can fuck off. They have modelled themselves on Katie Price, who’s only topic of conversation is……..Katie fucking Price!
When they got to a baking competition I just gave up. I can see the attraction for women and poofs (whom all the adverts are aimed at). It’s like being back at school…….a load of empty headed bitches gossiping about who fancies who, who is going out with who and who is calling them a bitch behind their backs.
It’s fucking dire. Presumably they’ll be a celebrity edition, consisting of cunts from other reality shit.
The reality genre is here to stay. I’m afraid. These programmes cost fuck all to make and there will always been an audience of cretins who lap this shit up.
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…as Willie said in the first post .. Putin would have the UK without breaking sweat.
Summed up, if you’d seen ‘Our Guy in Russia’ .. Guy Martin, the other night on telly, while travelling across Siberia, stops by some Russian kids playing out on an open plain, for a bit of banter he asks them what they would like to do once they leave school for a career … welder, mechanic, engineer etc. was the reply .. Guy Martin looks to the camera and says.. ‘Ask the same question in the UK and all they want is to be famous’ … Shallow Cunts.
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Though it is ironic that Guy himself started out as a lorry mechanic who did a bit of motorbike racing for a laugh, became famous and now makes a living from being on TV.
HOWEVER that said the TV which Guy makes is educational, even his Speed series where he did all sorts of mad cap challenges had science behind them, his shows on Industrial Revolution, Vulcan Bomber and Spitfire were brilliant.
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My Mrs has this on series link and absorbs it every night without fail.
Working 300 miles away in Islamabad (Luton) does have some benefits…
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Back in the day, I used to go to The Kenny with my mate to watch Luton Town lose…..I mean play. That ground is a shit hole, but the surrounding area is like some fucking street market from downtown Kabul. And that was in the mid to late 90s. Can’t imagine how bad it must be now.
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It’s like Islamabad mate.
A much bigger capital city of “peaceful” types compared to Kabul.
But hey that’s the “cultural enrichment” gift that just keeps giving isn’t it!
They’re all integrated now though, I mean you *NEVER* see a papa-san in a bedsheet leading his xylophone of 6-8 kids (in age order – seriously) with a bin-bag mamma-san bringing up the rear, no doubt as you would in Kabul/Islamabad.
In Luton most of the cunts are “peaceful”. Most “peacefuls” are parking stanleys, those that are not are from Africunt shitholes.
If you see a white person, don’t bother asking them any directions because they’re Polish.
If you do manage to hear a British accent then it will invariably be from a beggar or a homeless person. I can go for days walking through the town to pick me butty up, etc., where the only English I hear is: “You couldn’t spare any change could you mate?”
Ahhh, England our England! Heartwarming isn’t it!
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I can’t comment on how bad this programme is because I haven’t watched it and wouldn’t for one second consider watching anything similar. Same goes for soap operas, game shows and situation comedies. Used to watch a lot of ITV when I was a lad, now it’s probably once a month because it panders to the braindead masses. If I’m having a night in I have to pick my way through the documentary channels or maybe find a bit of sport if I’m lucky.
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Well put Jaynino..,about time this pile of vacuous white got a cunting also…a similar shit pile is ITV.Be……that has the same sort of twats…the botoxed tattooed nouveau rich slappers eg Real Housewives of Cheshire…..
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Is Love Island twinned with the Isle of Dogs ?
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Well crafted, HBH.
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Beloved by stupid wimmin and Britchav scum, Love Island, and all who watch it, makes me wish that Hitler had won…
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According to Albert Speer, “Musicals featuring lots of leggy showgirls” appealed to Hitler. No doubt Love Island would be right up his Straße.
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Feel like I have seen it even though I’ve never even switched on the channel. Not enough diversity for me, needs more transexuals and peaceful cun ts.
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Maek my words, come the end of this series the metrosexual mincing steroid mongs will end up with nothing better than a shithole nightclub opening in backwater towns & the roughneck dogs caked in slap have nothing better to hope for than a 2am spot on bangbabes, alternatively a cult style suicide pact would be most welcome
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I’m 27 and I also despise our generation. Never has a group of cunts so self-absorbed, so intellectually stunted disgraced the face of the earth before.
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