The BBC [16]

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Much speculation this week about who is to replace Dimblebore on this sites favourite program, Question Time.

Here’s the runners and riders :

(1) Kirsty Wark. Female.
(2) Kirsty Young. Female.
(3) Samira Ahmed. Female muslim.
(4) Mishal Hussein. Female Muslim.
(5) Victoria Derbyshire. Female.
(6) Emma Barnett. Female.
(7) Emily Maitlis. Female.
(8) Krishan Guru-Murthy. Male muslim.
(9) Jeremy Paxman. White anglo saxon male (Surely some mistake?)

The favourites seem to be Wark, Young and Hussein. Want to take a guess which one they’ll give it to?

Of course, the BBC is following it’s policy of no gender discrimination so that’s why the vast majority of the runners are female and they chuck in a token bloke or two. God forbid – or should that be Allah forbid – they should give it to person best qualified for the job such as Andrew Neil or Paxo. Wrong sex? Maybe wrong religion? Form your own opinion.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

55 thoughts on “The BBC [16]”

  1. I think the BBC might give the QT chair to that Nadiya cunt who was gifted… sorry.. who won Bake Off… Either her or Bill The Wonder Horse Black Lezza from Doctor Who…. Seriously though, it almost certainly will be some anti-Brexit, misandrist, snowflake, femstapo woman … But being of a peaceful persuasion or a darker hue will be an extra bonus to those Beeb cunts…

    • Well she has a new vehicle on AL-BEEB cooking her home grub.

      Looking at the Xylophone of kids round the table it looked more like that fella with 2 fishes and 5 loaves!

      I’m still waiting for her to do that leg of pork, pigs in blankets and extra cracking I put forward as a suggestion to the programming team.

      Not sure I like the sound of the Bomb Suprisè she’s making as a sweet mind.

  2. The Winter Hill fire still rages on… Nice of the BBC News cunts to finally mention after four days… Still, it’s not virtue siganly bankable as Grenfell, eh?

    Oh, and the sick cunt who started the Winter Hill blaze should be covered in Duckhams and chucked right in the middle of it… Fucking bastard cunt…

    • Yeah out in the sticks.

      Lack of “peacefulness”.

      Lack of “cultural enrichment”.

      Nothing to see here!

      Mind you had the fire been in the “let’s champion diversity but live in the” Cotswolds then I doubt there’d be room for anything else on AL-BEEB.

      They could at least put the fires out there by showing Lily-Cunt and Linekunt pictures hard done to 40yr old Calais Jungle children in their Kangol jackets, Converse trainers and texting on their iPhone 10 X’s.

      Oh, the hardship…!

    • Driving down the lane this morning and there was a lot of smoke, this afternoon it doesn’t look as bad, I certainly hope not. Don’t know if any livestock have been lost but the wildlife will have been devastated. Agree with you about the cunt that did it, only difference is I’d horsewhip the bastard first.

  3. As long as it isn’t Dildo Derbyshire… That woman is a peaceful apologist and a fucking copper bottomed cunt….

  4. Andrew Neil should get it. One of the few genuinely brilliant journalists at the BBC – but then, he’s a straight, white, non left wing male so of course he won’t get it. As a sidenote it’s also a shame that This Week (which he fronts) is buried in the slot after Question Time. Coincidence? I think not.

  5. Christ this must be the least amount of time for two cuntings of the same subject ever.

  6. I thought they’d already decided on Clare Balding?

    James O’Brian would’ve been my choice. Would save on having to have a panel…

    • You’re not kidding anyone, it’s obvious you’re a secret admirer of the man…
      Pretty much every thread since you showed up.
      Please stop….

  7. They might even try a rotation policy just to keep everyone happy!

    (By happy I mean everyone who isn’t white, male, straight, indigenous, leaver, and doesn’t read the Cuntian)

    British Ballbagging Cunts

  8. Would like to put my willy in Mishal Hussein.

    Cannot tolerate any of them really.

    • If Mishal becomes available,you’ll discover that I’ve beaten you there and already ruined her for a normal man .. Sorry,Willey.

      • I’m a bit worried, Willie. I sent Gemma another rather tasteful photo of my cock . However, I’ve a horrible feeling that I’ve mixed the envelope up with the weekly diatribe of abuse that I send Mr and Mr Tom Daly,amongst others.
        The perils of overdoing it on the hate-mail front, I fear…..perhaps you could do me a favour ,and nip round to Tom’s in order to claim ownership of my dick-pic,which I fear the new parents may be using in some unhealthy manner?

        Grateful thanks, Willie.

      • “That is the dirtiest post I have read for a very long time…”
        (Mary Whitehouse, Mrs.)

      • Would love to help you Dick if it were not for the fact I will never knowingly enter a house containing one or more gays.

        Two doors away there is a house of gays (not Tom and his bum chum before you ask).

        Received an invitation for a cup of tea whe they first moved in, which I politely declined. Like you do not trust them not to lace it with Rohypnol.

        Thankfully got the message and never asked again as they now know on which side my bread is buttered and that I prefer small Japanese ladies.

        Perhaps Kravdarth may be interested as understand he is partial to that type of thing?

      • Kravdarth partial to tea? Well well… you learn something new every day!

    • Wouldn’t Kirsty Young in QT – but she’s Scottish, a bit too smarmy and pleased with herself, and has probably never took it up the glitter.

      And of course she’s white – so not a snowball…. oops, snowflake’s chance in hell

  9. I think that they’ll probably tie it in with “Have I Got News For You” and have a guest presenter every week. Perhaps Charlotte Church,followed by Lily Allen,followed by the Darkie in his wheelchair etc. with the occasional “civvy” presenter such as a member of da Grenfell cummunidee when circumstances allow.
    White,Brexit-supporting men need not apply….they’re all thick, bigoted racists.

    • Evening, Mr F…would you have a spiteful go on Charlotte Church?
      I would. She would not enjoy the experience.

      • Voice like an Angel, Fanny like a Mineshaft…. I’d be at her like Diane Abbott at a chicken dinner…there’d be skin and batter flying, lots of greasy lips and fingers, a couple of broken bones, much grunting and moaning and a final licking out of the bucket.
        I’m not a proud man,Mr. Cunt-Engine.

      • I searched under “church”, and got…”Gay man sucks boy’s dick”…
        I didn’t hang around to see if it was Welby-Cuntuar having a gobful…

  10. I hear children’s presenter Jeremy Vine has recently stepped down from ‘Points Of View’. He’d be ideal. All he’d have to do is self identify as black female.

    • It’s an indication of just how pathetic Jim Davidson is that I, a rather racist white middle-aged cunt, find him utterly unfunny.

      • Ho ho, admitting to being racist, you mean?
        I’ll gladly admit to it. But selectively. I don’t mind an Indian or a Jap, for example…it’s just 2 certain races that get under my honky skin…you can doubtless guess which ones they are, RTC…

      • Umm…. ugly wimmin and pikeys?

        To be fair Thomas, it’s cultures that really get under my skin, not so much races. That said, I often try to imagine if I’d find the Flabbottomus less vile if she was white…. then I think of Emily Piggery, who could feasibly be improved by a spot of colour. A bloody pulpy red finish would be nice.

        Either way, it’s hard to think of Dawn Buttlard at all without throwing up all over the living room carpet. The wife, it goes without saying, is seldom amused.

      • Emily Piggery hates us, the indigenous taxpayer types. She, of all wimminz politicians, would be impaled first on my halberd.

      • Just realised, Harriet Harman ought to be first. Dianne Abbott barely qualifies as human.

      • We’re spoilt for choice Thomas. Besides, everyone to the left of Godfrey Bloom hates me, so no surprise Ms. Piggery does.

        Or should that be Lady Nougat? Vile sow however you slice her.

      • Apparently Davidson is recovering from 5 hour surgery to remove Chalky White from his sigmoid colon.

      • I remember Chalkie Whitely… Him and Phylis Pearce were as funny as fuck on Corrie in the 80s… ‘ That Phylis is the blight of my life! Give ‘er a tache and she’d be a dead ringer for Hitler!’

  13. The job on BBCQT entails doing fuck all anyway. May as well give it to Die Ann Abbott. Even she couldn’t fuck that one up. Oh wait, she could get the day wrong. Oh, and the place. Fuck it give it to Danny Dire then.

  14. Rabid rats in a sack of bbc shit. I fucking despise the bbc.
    Fuck this diversity shit.
    Dump the tax and AXE the bbc

  15. Cunters, have you learned nothing! What is all this talk of gender. Listen:GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT.

    The next presenter must be:
    1.Person of colour
    2.Have a hidden ♿
    3. Have mental illness (I refuse to say issues)
    4.Be an amputee
    5.Be in a wheelchair
    6.Be LGBTQIAHHJHGFHJVIHVDUVXDG86/82*57-83
    7.Be non binary
    8.3rd gender
    9.Be a person of colour
    10.Be trans
    11.Bi racial
    12.Co parenting a gender neutral child
    13. Lactose intolerant
    14.Muslim
    15. Vegan
    16. Pro EU
    17. Love Corbyn
    18. Hate trump, etc

  16. I’ve been trying to listen to R4 this weekend. Every time I turned it on there was a wimminz presenter giving it all excited, and half the time it was a wimminz-only ishoos discussion. I have never heard a mens’ ishoos discussion on R4, incidentally. The drama is all for wimminz. The Book at Bedtime is by, for and about wimminz. The news is read by wimminz. On one occasion the weather forecast was read by a man, but all the presenters and directors are wimminz.
    The target audience appears to be 20-something wimminz with nothing better to do. And when it manages to get serious for five minutes in the hour, the remoaning bias is relentless.

    I used to think R4 was pretty good, journalistically, and in the quality of its presentation. Yes, it stuck to the government line, but it doesn’t even do that any more. Hell mend it. And the Times is following the BBC (and its political Siamese twin, the Groaniad) down the same primrose path. What are we meant to do, ‘read’ the fucking Express?

    • I find the James O’Brian programme on LBC to be a highly stimulating, valuable source for balanced, unbiased opinion… assuming that’s what you’re looking for.

      Esteemed fellow cunter J.R. Cuntley swears by it!

      • Unfortunately I am not in London. OK, I’ll put that another way. Fortunately, I am not in London. I have spent my entire career avoiding that fate. I know of O’Brian only from the comments of my fellow cunters, and will go with what appears to be a huge majority on this one. But thank you.

        News at 10 on R4: footie bloke covering Russian win – male. Remainder so far presented by little girls, including “NHS to collapse in rubble ‘when’ Brexit happens” piece.

      • LBC is no longer London-centric Komodo. It’s become a national station – LBC now stands for ‘Leading Britain’s Conversation’. But you need a digital radio…or TV channel 732 (don’t think you have a TV do you?).

        In the main, a lot better than R4… but hard not to be really.

        Btw, not sure you picked up on the HEAVILY IRONIC nature of my O’Brian recommendation… For the record it’s the last programme I’d advise you or anyone to listen to, assuming you value your sanity, of course.

        Be seeing you.

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