Miss America

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Well it’s finally happened, you can’t have women in bikinis in a beauty contest because it objectifies them. Can you fucking well believe the hypocrisy?

We all know where this is headed, next year it will be the hijab and the year after it will be the full yashmak.

Then we”ll get the blubbermensch,the trannies and the disfigured and before too long you’ll have the ultimate inclusive pageant.

That brings up the old joke :
Question : Did you see who won the “Miss Serbia” beauty contest last night?
Answer: Nobody, there wasn’t even a runner up

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

46 thoughts on “Miss America”

  1. Really? Do these things still go on? Does anybody care?
    As a kid we used to discuss the birds in the Miss World contest at school the next day. These days they pull a phone out of their pocket and watch the filthiest porn imaginable. No contest really.

    • We used to wonder why they had to wear those silly bathing suits. What was the point if you couldn’t see some of the most important bits? Including the faces, with all that fucking make-up caked on! Some of the birds I saw in the street on a daily basis beat the dim cattle market bints hands down.

      Suppose Victorian dad might have got something out of it, mine creamed his long-johns whenever it was on.

      • It will be back to the 1920’s with a little titillation of bare ankle, whoooar.

  2. True Freddie but I think Paul’s point is it’s another in a line of 3rd wave feminist left wing libtard attacks on women. Not the objectification of women as they claim but the version of beauty. Yes it only helps the Islamic doctrine but it starts simply because flubber arsed salad doging feminists can’t stand it. My missus says good luck to those beautiful wimmun and the likes of grid girls etc but she’s not a cunt. Next is air hostess entry requirements and well have birds the width of the fucking trollies they serve from blocking our escape route with their fat arses just to please this movement

    Cunts

    • You done good Mr Cuntwood
      That’s exactly wot I meant!
      I’m out of the workforce now but it had already started before I left.
      A carpet-muncher uglier than a can of mashed arseholes made a fuss about a photo one of my co-workers had up in his cubicle,a lovely looking bit of stuff in a modest bikini.
      She wanted that fucking photo taken down because it objectified women.Well he pointed out that it was a photo of his wife and he enjoyed objectifying her! Photo stayed, muncher looked for someone else to make unhappy.

      • Oh aye
        Someone else would have paid dearly for that small workplace embarrassment/ loss to your mate. They don’t know when to stop these cunts

  4. Anyone remember that cunt on the football site I mentioned the other day who starts an RIP thread on any dead wanker who’s had his face on telly for 5 minutes?
    Well today the nutter has started one for a fucking racehorse ! You couldn’t make this shit up. I’m living in a world of cunts!

      • Dick, you should be given a column in a national newspaper. Your story about takin the mick out of the chinks had me in stitches.

      • He could call it ” Fiddle me this ? ” and I could take credit for my phones autocorrect all those months ago eh Mr Fiddled ? …………

  5. How do you change your avatar? I’m sick of meeting the green faced mong when I come onto this site. I click on it and get the last fucking blog post I posted a month ago, which is a great reminder I’m a procrastinator from way back and a useless fucking cunt and what I really want to do is post a pic of myself looking at my best.

  6. The last munchkin has finally departed to meet his wizard. Sure someone had him as a nom, They’ll probably put the bloody film on at the weekend as a tribute. As a child I detested that film without actually knowing why. Now I do. I’m not sure what I’m typing makes any sense, I’ve been feeling a bit weird this afternoon, having dizzy spells, hope it’s not another heart attack, think I’ll fuck off now. If I don’t return it’s been a pleasure.
    Good evening.

    • Take it easy Jack. Stay away from the fucking BBC for a few days. You know it makes sense.

      Yours,
      Dr F Frog

      • Thanks doc, I’m going to have a shower followed by a nice cup of decaf tea, then I shall retire to my bed and enter the land of Nod.

  7. David Davis set to resign tomorrow.

    Big mistake not punching Barnier hard in the face on first and all subsequent meetings. Smiled too much as well.

    Bring on the Mogg.

    • I’d imagine that if the Mogg were to become leader and actually make any headway on the myriad problems facing this country, he’d have a “heart attack” like John Smith…mustn’t rock the boat too much…

      • Probably why he never misses an opportunity to play down any leadership ambitions… might survive as Brexit Secretary though.

      • Makes no odds either way. Brexit never on the cards in the first place.

      • I think that it was always going to be a bastard of a compromise which results in a shit UK position but we will be out. Subsequent Parliaments will do away with bits and pieces and in 10 – 20 years we will finally be out (assuming the cuntitude of the EU still exists!)

        Still a steaming walnut whip of turd to have to deal with though.

  8. Beauty contests for kids seem to be popular these days. Dressing children up like painted tarts for the delectation of a certain type of audience. The parents should be arrested for pimping.

  9. Gretchen fucking Carlson. A true bimbo…won the Miss America contest back in the last century and is now Chaircunt of the Miss America board of directors. After using her looks and total lack of talent and ability to become Fox News eye candy she has now decided it is important to judge the women on “who they are” rather than what they look like.

    Gretchen left Fox News because as talentless eye candy she became the object of unwelcomed advances by Roger Ailes…which of course ruined her swimsuit spawned “career”. Now a member of the #MeTwoThousandNineHundredandEightySix movement she has has apparently decided that if modern women want to get ahead they should showcase their abilities rather than their asses.

    Apparently, one of Gretchen’s abilities is the ability to count. She sued Fox News and reportedly got a $20 Million settlement! Not bad for a talentless cunt who launched her career sashaying her swimsuit clad ass down the runway.

    Fucking hypocritical cunt!

    👙

    By the way…much like the recently Cunted Saturday Night Dead…who the fuck cares about Miss America?

    • Good to know that the good ‘ol US of A is not the only country where talentless cunts can win what amounts to a popularity contest and milk their mediocre to non existent ‘talent’ for all its worth.

  10. Beauty contests for The Gays. Dressing deviants up like The Village People band members for the delectation of a certain type of audience. They should be horsewhipped through the streets,both participants and audience…in fact anyone of that bent, entered or not, should be horsewhipped through the streets.

    • Dick

      You are becoming far too liberal as the years go by – you need to stiffen up old boy. Moving away from the firing squad shows weakness.

    • “judged on what comes out of their mouth”…

      A load of jizz from Clitworm and Obummer.

      Instead of being judged on their looks, maybe marks out of twenty could be awarded for various body odours:

      a) between cheeks, after an afternoon cycling round Central Park
      b) armpits, after half an hour on the El,
      &c….

      Special audience prize for Scratch ‘n’ Sniff.

  12. Miss America will now go the same way as Playboy and Vogue… White women are now virtually banned, no birds with decent tits allowed, femininity will be dumbed down or stamped out, peaceful cunts in that stupid fucking headgear, Bogo-Bogo cunts in the name of ‘diversity’, and transbender circus freaks actually being referred to as ‘women’….

  13. ” Once a beautiful Miss America married Mr. Right,
    Had a little baby girl,born on a stormy night,
    But that was once upon a time,now it’s a brand new world,…..”

    Had this song stuck in my head since first reading the nom. I know it’s probably not “the done thing”,but I still like Meatloaf.

  14. “And here in the 2038 World Cup England had an emphatic victory over the last 3 times world champions the USA.

    Both England and the USA were summarily beaten on goals throughout every stage of the competition but – as it’s now based on box-ticking and virtue-signalling – the regular stalwarts of Germany, Argentina, Spain, France and Italy had no reply and were swiftly dismissed in the Group matches.

    England Manager Robert-Sarah Smith said: ‘ve couldn’t be any prouder of vey team’. Robert – a former Glaswegian bricky but who now identifies as a 5yrs old bisexual Thai girl – said: ‘We always knew we had an ace in the hole with Ifran. Once vee came out it was all over for the Yanks!’

    Ifran – a deaf, dumb and blind quadraplegic with negligible brain activity from Mogadishu – was wheeled on in the dying seconds to take guard on the near post and stopped a cracking strike from USA centre-forward Diamond Rhinestone, whose crutches slipped at the crucial moment of truth.

    Smith continued: ‘We know Ifran is really happy by the way vee is drooling.’

    One thing’s to be sure that 2042’s competition will be all out war between these two great nations where goals no longer matter!

    —-

    And in other sporting news the women’s 100 metre world final was won by Fifi Lightfoot in 2.5hrs. The 600lb beauty from Shepton Mallet achieved this great feat for Team GB with only 2 oxygen bottles and an invalidity buggy.

    2nd place went to Legs Akimbo of Swaziland who did it in 10.5 seconds and who never really got into the spirit of the true meaning of the games.

    3rd place went to Norwegian hopeful Gladys Eggboundsen. The octagenarian – who died a fortnight ago – was awarded 3rd place by a panel of IAAF officials last week.”

    – this is where all this bullshit is going!

  15. Canny beat a bit of “ meatloaf “ Mr Fiddler !!!!!!
    Paradise by the dashboard light !!!!
    One fucking sheep !!!!!!

  16. I can’t comment on the Miss America contest but the Miss Universe competition is clearly rigged.

    Strange how the winner always comes from Earth….

  17. Being somewhat behind the current modes, I have yet to form any clear idea of what ‘objectification’ means. Or how admitting the pulchritudinally challenged into a beauty contest defeats it. That simply adds ‘ Urgh, what a dog!’ to ‘Fwooar!’ in the short list of possible reactions. Far better to hold the contest in secret before a panel of eunuchs, I’d have thought.

    The whole thing was always a plastic peepshow, and anyone surrendering their self-respect and performing in it was explicitly inviting what I think objectification might mean. Caveat vendor! Once the titillation is taken out, the ratings will crash, and the problem is self-solving.

  18. Since all the winners want world peace in their acceptance speeches they will probably be given a seat at the Trump/Kim talks, in their birthday suit of course. Aren’t the feminazis always whining about a lack of women at the top?

  19. Some science fiction authors have an uncanny knack for getting things right.

  22. Can’t talk to them – harrasement.
    Can’t touch them – sexual assault
    Can’t look at them – objectification.

    What next ? Its all getting a bit too weird for my liking. I can’t see this ending well.

    The Adverstising Standards Authority has banned an advert from a ‘Women’s underwear company’, for showing a women in ‘women’s underwear’!!! You can hardly sell underwear by showing some cunt wearing a burka now can you. That’s not the most surprising part. They did it because they had ‘a’ ‘single’ complaint. I suggest they rather poke the complainants fucking eyes out if is she is so easily offended by what she sees.

  23. I would be very interested if they held a Miss World Hairy Fanny contest. Some women have extremely dense foliage between their legs. Saw a bird on Xhamster that had so much hair you could of filled a duvet with it. Did anyone have Glyn Edwards minder and Zulu star in the dead pool ?

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