Banks, indeed the whole financial system in 2018, is a massive cunting rip off. The spivs and barrow boys run the economy like a casino, with the difference that at least a roulette wheel is fair whereas our current hyper capitalist model is skewed in favour of the already rich.
I like the advert underneath…….this device will allow you to watch anything for free!
Yeah well let me watch Blair dying in agony and I might buy it.
In the meantime stick it up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it.
You robbing cunt.
Fuckng banks and bankers are fucking cunts. Sadly they have gone the way every other part of our society has gone. In other words fuck the people just fleece them as much as you can and give them less for the trouble. Until the law changes that puts these morally devoid cunts into jail they will keep on going.
Ah yes, banks. Considering banks charge twenty odd percent interest on loans and return about 0.000001% interest on your savings I have to wonder what happens to all the money in between. No doubt it’s frittered away in bonuses to fuckwitted employees who had to be bailed out by the tax payer the last time.
How do you get on board this gravy train?
That’s it in a nutshell. What happens to the money in between is that the bank devises ingenious schemes by which it can multiply it by 100 (digitally) and lend that at the same or better rates to punters who can’t pay it back, then sell the debt to some other sucker until the system crashes. The only legal Ponzi scheme.
One way of getting aboard the gravy train is to claw and stab your way to a senior position in HMRC and wait for the offers. Hope that helps.
There is another way. The most wonderful example of this is that of a Prime Minister, just as the financial shit hit the fan, handing over to the most incompetent Chancellor in recent history (who sold our gold reserves and much else at a discount, then failed to spot the shitstorm in time). Leaving the house two years before his term expired (and forcing a bye-election of his betrayed constituents), the now-ex MP was handed a one-day-a-week job worth $2m annually by JP Morgan – subsequently increasing -, an advisory post with Zurich Insurance worth around another million, and an all-expenses paid sinecure failing to sort out the Middle East and a readymade network of rich Arab despots to sting for his invaluable advice.
It really doesn’t get any better than that. Try standing for Sedgefield…
A well deserved cunting. Banks are globalised cunts. When I started work you didn’t need a bank account. You worked and on pay day you got a wage packet, you knew how much you had and you knew when you were skint. If you had a gas bill you went to the local gas showroom and paid it, ditto electric and everything else. Those days are long gone, the verminous, thieving gangstabanka cunts have wormed their way into every aspect of our lives. People are deliberately enslaved via debt to make them compliant and more easily controlled. It’s a whole world of financial control cuntery.
Good morning .
Well said Jack like you I am old enough to remember real Pay Packets even when I worked on the railway used to get my pay slip and take it to the local ticket office and collect my money. Cash. But as you say no control for them that way so mandate it HAS to go in the bank for safety and all that old bollocks. Well as we know the banks ain’t safe and they’ll rip you off as soon as look at you. Digital age as far as the banks go is a single digit held high to show contempt for us all.
Cunts
Oh, yes!!
Those were the days. And the bank manager – you could see one then – would look down his specially lengthened nose at you before deciding that as it was financially speaking raining nay pissing down on you you didn’t need an umbrella. And damn right too.
Every transaction that ever takes place anywhere somehow gives a cut to a bank, except cash and barter.
And o how the rapacious scheming cunts would like to get rid of cash.
Yeah, that’s 2 fingers up to the fucking Pope the cunt.
Not to worry the EU will soon Be flooding their country with a different religion….in’shallah.
I wonder if Brussels will allow them to have a second referendum?
Nah…….probably not.
Where is Jesus when you need him! Needs to come back, updated for our technological age armed with some kind of biological super virus that specifically targets bankers and causes them to shit out an inch of their internal organs every time they so much as think of money. Or maybe bleed pound coins from their eyes, or chronically sneeze out 50p coins.
Gambling, rip off, and economy should never exist in the same sentence. What a cunt of a situation, managed by high priests of cunt.
Lloyds wank are massive cunts. They’ve decided to shut the local branch in my town for fuck all reason. The only one left is Nationwide and I refuse to go in there because of their nauseating shite adverts. Now I’ll have to do my banking in the bloody post office which I’m not happy about. Stuck in an endless queue of cunts collecting their dole money and old cronies shuffling about getting their pension money. The staff are also shit.
Fucking Cunts. And when they’re up against the wall they pull off any opportunity to advertise how great they fucking are. Close your big fat fucking maws you flycatching opportunist cunts.
All bankers are right Cunts. Lent me money when it was a free for fucking all and now bitch at me when I’m 24 minutes late with a fucking credit card payment.
Off topic but tommy Robinson was arrested, charged and sentenced to 13 months in jail on Friday. Within the space of 3 hours. For reporting on a snackbar rape gang trial. Total media blackout.
If the police and government had done their job of protecting our children, instead of trying to sweep it under the rug or as some alledge even abusing the victims themselves, then there would be no need for Tommy.
If he gets killed in prison there will be a rather large violent demonstration I predict.
Your relationship with your bank should involve two way trust.
I’m supposed to trust them with my dosh, yet they obviously trust me so little, that they feel the need to have the pens on a chain.
Eight windows and three cashiers and yet I’m the one who’s not numerically savvy….
Thanks for the heads up Ruff. Might take the red-eye over specifically to hedge a pen from Barclays, if the goon doorman who I’ve been lifting biros off for the previous decade leaves Wells Fargo.
Banks are institutionally criminal enterprises. Those pay day loan companies with their exhuberant interest rates are nothing compared with a banks ‘interest’ charged on going over your overdraft limit. That daft bint politician who was banging on about the pay day loan companies said fuck all about the banks who are far far worse. When faced with a choice of going over your overdraft limit and incurring the costs concerned until it is paid off or getting a pay day loan and incurring the costs concerned till it is paid off you may be surprised to learn that the pay day loan is the cheapest option. Robbing fucking fraudulent bankster fucks. https://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2012/01/the-bank-deal-that-makes-5000-apr-payday-loans-look-cheap/
Oh those fucking HSBC cunts are the worst offenders. This I know having accounts in two cuntries. Still takes fucking days despite them being the same bank to transfer my money. My cunting money that I earned without bludging off the state. Those wankers take every opportunity to whittle away at it,. I suspect they hang onto my dime to play on the market to bolster their profits along with other poor unsuspecting dumbfucks money.
Well , it looks like none of my fellow cunters ever worked for one of these parsimonious organisations but I did.
The worst bunch of fucking cheapskates, piss poor wages (unless you got to the top- and you had to be able to eat babies to get there )
The only perks they had for employees was cheap loans and that didn’t cost them anything. Cheap loans kept you handcuffed to the enterprise because they knew you wouldn’t be able to get a job anywhere else. It was, for most, “indentured servitude”
Now everybody gets cheap loans ( even the man in the street ) but the banks haven’t increased wages for their staff.Look up the average wages for banking jobs
Not one of the cunts went to jail after 2018 ,all they did was fine the banking corporations which was the equivalent of a mosquito bite to them.
Back to the office and carry on as before
There is absolutely no moral compass in the global financial industry, it’s just “take what you can get away with, and turn a blind eye to the crooks… after all they’re cut from the same cloth as us”
I wish there was someone with the balls to hold the big shots to account!
Thank fuck I got out when I realised slavery had been abolished.
I’d like to cunt Banks, hardly original but considering it our bastard money my gripe is the weekend.
Banks, indeed the whole financial system in 2018, is a massive cunting rip off. The spivs and barrow boys run the economy like a casino, with the difference that at least a roulette wheel is fair whereas our current hyper capitalist model is skewed in favour of the already rich.
Here’s a funny picture for you…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/05/25/picture-of-the-day-7/
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I like the advert underneath…….this device will allow you to watch anything for free!
Yeah well let me watch Blair dying in agony and I might buy it.
In the meantime stick it up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it.
You robbing cunt.
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Fuckng banks and bankers are fucking cunts. Sadly they have gone the way every other part of our society has gone. In other words fuck the people just fleece them as much as you can and give them less for the trouble. Until the law changes that puts these morally devoid cunts into jail they will keep on going.
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The old joke of: “Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank, give a man a bank and he’ll rob everybody”…………………..is no longer a joke.
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Ah yes, banks. Considering banks charge twenty odd percent interest on loans and return about 0.000001% interest on your savings I have to wonder what happens to all the money in between. No doubt it’s frittered away in bonuses to fuckwitted employees who had to be bailed out by the tax payer the last time.
How do you get on board this gravy train?
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That’s it in a nutshell. What happens to the money in between is that the bank devises ingenious schemes by which it can multiply it by 100 (digitally) and lend that at the same or better rates to punters who can’t pay it back, then sell the debt to some other sucker until the system crashes. The only legal Ponzi scheme.
One way of getting aboard the gravy train is to claw and stab your way to a senior position in HMRC and wait for the offers. Hope that helps.
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There is another way. The most wonderful example of this is that of a Prime Minister, just as the financial shit hit the fan, handing over to the most incompetent Chancellor in recent history (who sold our gold reserves and much else at a discount, then failed to spot the shitstorm in time). Leaving the house two years before his term expired (and forcing a bye-election of his betrayed constituents), the now-ex MP was handed a one-day-a-week job worth $2m annually by JP Morgan – subsequently increasing -, an advisory post with Zurich Insurance worth around another million, and an all-expenses paid sinecure failing to sort out the Middle East and a readymade network of rich Arab despots to sting for his invaluable advice.
It really doesn’t get any better than that. Try standing for Sedgefield…
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A well deserved cunting. Banks are globalised cunts. When I started work you didn’t need a bank account. You worked and on pay day you got a wage packet, you knew how much you had and you knew when you were skint. If you had a gas bill you went to the local gas showroom and paid it, ditto electric and everything else. Those days are long gone, the verminous, thieving gangstabanka cunts have wormed their way into every aspect of our lives. People are deliberately enslaved via debt to make them compliant and more easily controlled. It’s a whole world of financial control cuntery.
Good morning .
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Well said Jack like you I am old enough to remember real Pay Packets even when I worked on the railway used to get my pay slip and take it to the local ticket office and collect my money. Cash. But as you say no control for them that way so mandate it HAS to go in the bank for safety and all that old bollocks. Well as we know the banks ain’t safe and they’ll rip you off as soon as look at you. Digital age as far as the banks go is a single digit held high to show contempt for us all.
Cunts
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Oh, yes!!
Those were the days. And the bank manager – you could see one then – would look down his specially lengthened nose at you before deciding that as it was financially speaking raining nay pissing down on you you didn’t need an umbrella. And damn right too.
Every transaction that ever takes place anywhere somehow gives a cut to a bank, except cash and barter.
And o how the rapacious scheming cunts would like to get rid of cash.
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Yeah, that’s 2 fingers up to the fucking Pope the cunt.
Not to worry the EU will soon Be flooding their country with a different religion….in’shallah.
I wonder if Brussels will allow them to have a second referendum?
Nah…….probably not.
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Where is Jesus when you need him! Needs to come back, updated for our technological age armed with some kind of biological super virus that specifically targets bankers and causes them to shit out an inch of their internal organs every time they so much as think of money. Or maybe bleed pound coins from their eyes, or chronically sneeze out 50p coins.
Gambling, rip off, and economy should never exist in the same sentence. What a cunt of a situation, managed by high priests of cunt.
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My uncle always used to say
Banks will only lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining!!
Always made me chuckle…..
absolute Cunts!!
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Lloyds wank are massive cunts. They’ve decided to shut the local branch in my town for fuck all reason. The only one left is Nationwide and I refuse to go in there because of their nauseating shite adverts. Now I’ll have to do my banking in the bloody post office which I’m not happy about. Stuck in an endless queue of cunts collecting their dole money and old cronies shuffling about getting their pension money. The staff are also shit.
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Re nauseating shite adverts, the HSBC ones evaporate my urine.
The only reason I haven’t changed is that they are all as bad as each other.
I thought of the “under the mattress” option, but given the “Farmer Giles” and the DI Lucy Lane dreams, I don’t think anyone would take the notes…
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Fucking Cunts. And when they’re up against the wall they pull off any opportunity to advertise how great they fucking are. Close your big fat fucking maws you flycatching opportunist cunts.
All bankers are right Cunts. Lent me money when it was a free for fucking all and now bitch at me when I’m 24 minutes late with a fucking credit card payment.
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Off topic but tommy Robinson was arrested, charged and sentenced to 13 months in jail on Friday. Within the space of 3 hours. For reporting on a snackbar rape gang trial. Total media blackout.
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Yes. Check out the many comments and petition approx two-thirds down the Diane Abbott cunting.
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If the police and government had done their job of protecting our children, instead of trying to sweep it under the rug or as some alledge even abusing the victims themselves, then there would be no need for Tommy.
If he gets killed in prison there will be a rather large violent demonstration I predict.
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Your relationship with your bank should involve two way trust.
I’m supposed to trust them with my dosh, yet they obviously trust me so little, that they feel the need to have the pens on a chain.
Eight windows and three cashiers and yet I’m the one who’s not numerically savvy….
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Get round to Barclays if you want to steal a biro – their’s are numerous and unchained!
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Thanks for the heads up Ruff. Might take the red-eye over specifically to hedge a pen from Barclays, if the goon doorman who I’ve been lifting biros off for the previous decade leaves Wells Fargo.
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Banks are institutionally criminal enterprises. Those pay day loan companies with their exhuberant interest rates are nothing compared with a banks ‘interest’ charged on going over your overdraft limit. That daft bint politician who was banging on about the pay day loan companies said fuck all about the banks who are far far worse. When faced with a choice of going over your overdraft limit and incurring the costs concerned until it is paid off or getting a pay day loan and incurring the costs concerned till it is paid off you may be surprised to learn that the pay day loan is the cheapest option. Robbing fucking fraudulent bankster fucks.
https://blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2012/01/the-bank-deal-that-makes-5000-apr-payday-loans-look-cheap/
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Royal Wank of Scotland.
Nationwank.
Natwank.
Lloyds Wank.
CitiWank.
Barclaycunt.
StandardCunt.
The Rothscunts.
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You forgot HSBC – The Hong Kong & Shanghai Wanking Corporation.
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Oi, you’re shanghai’d !!
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Wanktander.
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Oh those fucking HSBC cunts are the worst offenders. This I know having accounts in two cuntries. Still takes fucking days despite them being the same bank to transfer my money. My cunting money that I earned without bludging off the state. Those wankers take every opportunity to whittle away at it,. I suspect they hang onto my dime to play on the market to bolster their profits along with other poor unsuspecting dumbfucks money.
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Well , it looks like none of my fellow cunters ever worked for one of these parsimonious organisations but I did.
The worst bunch of fucking cheapskates, piss poor wages (unless you got to the top- and you had to be able to eat babies to get there )
The only perks they had for employees was cheap loans and that didn’t cost them anything. Cheap loans kept you handcuffed to the enterprise because they knew you wouldn’t be able to get a job anywhere else. It was, for most, “indentured servitude”
Now everybody gets cheap loans ( even the man in the street ) but the banks haven’t increased wages for their staff.Look up the average wages for banking jobs
Not one of the cunts went to jail after 2018 ,all they did was fine the banking corporations which was the equivalent of a mosquito bite to them.
Back to the office and carry on as before
There is absolutely no moral compass in the global financial industry, it’s just “take what you can get away with, and turn a blind eye to the crooks… after all they’re cut from the same cloth as us”
I wish there was someone with the balls to hold the big shots to account!
Thank fuck I got out when I realised slavery had been abolished.
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Thank you for responding to my first even cunting. I shall do so again.
And may I say, you are all cunts?
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You may say sir and you’d be correct!
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