I would like to cunt Football Managers. For fucks sake the other week Mark Hughes was appointed as manager of Southampton. How is it that someone who was sacked for being useless is now seen as the saviour of another team? . This happens time and time again.
There are 4 or 5 managers who keep getting sacked and re-appointed, I bet they can’t believe their luck !
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Timely stuff from Mr Richard. I had a email from a friend in the UK telling me that Alan Pardew is one of the favourites to take over as Ipswich manager. Is that the sound of the bottom of the barrel I can be hear being scraped?
Several contributors have suggested in the past that we should start an ISAC political party. I think we should go a step further and start our own religion. That way anyone who criticises us can be called an ‘Isacophobe’ (I claim copyright for this word!) and a racist…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/04/07/quote-of-the-day-43/
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Unless the law has been changed, I think that if enough people list a particular “belief” when asked to state their “religion”, a point is reached where the “new” belief has to be officially recognised.
This came from a society that I used to belong to (now defunct, sadly), whose General Secretary pointed this out…
So, next time we are asked, put down “I S A C”, and who knows ??
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Alan fucking Pardew…..Life President of the Alan Pardew Appreciation Society.
Useless cunt, sacked after 21 games…….500 grand pay off.
Fuck me!
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20 plus years ago I used to follow the ‘the beautiful game’. Supported the home town team, a non league outfit and the closest available Div1 side, who were just shit, none of that glory chasing scouse or manc supporting from afar bullshit for me thank you.
However I have not been to a match for years and don’t even check the scores these days. Wouldn’t give you tuppence for it today, it’s ruined by big money, SLY tv, moronic players and managers alike.
There appears to some bollocks match being commentated on every bloody night of the week on Radio 5 Dead and recently I saw a TV advert with some ‘players’ shaving their chest hair, what the fuck is that all about? I can’t think Jimmy Case used to prepare for a night out in a similar style…
The managerial merry go round is sheer cuntitude, in any other job or role, being as bad as some of these fekkers are would mean a life of dole and benefits, but it seems once these cunts are on the gravy train it’s a constant revolving door of opportunity at every unsuccessful club who struggle every year to stay in the big bucks premier league.
However at least when they are concentrating on 3 points for their team, they are not bombarding us with SJW tweets and comments on rapfugees and gimmegrants like ex player ‘Gary Im a big eared goal hanging twat who once took a shat on the pitch and now advertises crisps Linnekunt’
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Almost forgot, the French cunt Arsenwipe Wannger has got to be the most sanctimonious cretinous whining fucker ever.
He seems to have a job for life with the goners and when I’ve had the unfortunate experience of hearing the cunt interviewed all he ever does is moan about the ref or the opposition or something else that’s not his fault.
Take a look at herself for once mate, and your team. Maybe the actual problems lies there and not with others. Cunt.
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“in any other job or role, being as bad as some of these fekkers are would mean a life of dole and benefits…”
I fear that is very far from the case. In big business, Government, local authorities and almost every government agency I can think of, being a useless cunt is the only criteria required to enjoy a long and lucrative career.
Alison Saunders, Mavis May, Cressida Strapon, need I say more?
Don’t know fuck all about football though, sorry.
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Very true ruf tuf, I am a cunt for posting this particular paragraph.
Sadly I was typing with my rose tinted specs in place, harking back to an era where success was rewarded correctly, people in positions of power took responsibility and just occasionally if someone in the public eye or elsewhere failed then the hounerable thing was done..
Sadly no more I’m afraid, the bigger the cunt, the longer the career with countless promotions thrown in for good measure, or the old boys network looking after their own.
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Easy mistake to make Leonardo.
I was brought up (1950s/’60s) at a time when Meritocracy was thought to be the way forward, the old boy network more or less consigned to the doghouse.
But achievement on merit was pretty much on the way out by the 1990s, and Blair’s mob kiboshed the idea wholesale.
We’ve defaulted to ‘it’s not what you know, but who you know that counts.’
And “Money doesn’t talk, it screams…”
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Don’t watch football anymore but always smile when I see the tit bits on sky sports, particularly funny when a manager gets the push and all the commentators and ex professionals bleat about how he was treated!, how difficult the job is, how they feel for him etc etc , later in the week you hear the useless Cunt got a huge pay off, week later the Cunts doing TV work, a month or two later the Cunts in the running for a new plum job!!
I’ve no idea how the manage!
Fucking hilarious!! 😂
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A good and well overdue cunting,
As mentioned before, only in English top flight football management can you literally be a total failure… and I mean totally shit get the sack (with a nice pay off) and then after the a month off walk into another high paid job. I partly blame the players as most top flight players seem to be cunts.
If I performed that shit in 90% of other industries then I’d be sacked and put on the blacklist never to work in the industry again. Not in the Premier League though. Fat Sam (decent manager in relegation fight), Alan Pardew, Mark Hughes, Woy Hodgson, etc etc are all enjoying the overpaid merry go round. A lot of this is to do with super rich Chairmen like Abramovich who wake up one day and decide to sack the manager. Can’t believe Ranieri got sacked at Leicester City after winning the league the season before… Football has gone mad.
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Football fuckng stinks now. Managers under pressure! Don’t make me fucking laugh. Lose a few games, get the push with a whopping pay off, step off the merry-go-round for a bit then jump back on for even more staggering financial reward. Case in point, Fat Boy Sam now at Everton on 6 millon 18 month contract after being given the heave ho by Palace. Obviously doesn’t give two fucks any more given his couldn’t care less, shoulder shrugging boring interviews pre and post match. Probably receive another good thrashing by Liverpool today and hopefully fatty will receive the same treatment as the Man City bus got from the tremendous, best supporters in the world Kopites on Wednesday night.
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Football, like everything else in this country, has been taken over by foreigners. Foreign owners, foreign managers, foreign fucking players.
The managerial merry go round consists of British cunts……who can’t get a job with the top clubs, therefore destined to fail.
The Premier League is a world wide money making machine……history, tradition counts for fuck all.
It can’t last for ever. Go to a game and how many teenagers with their mates do you see ? Practically none….. they can’t fucking afford it. If you don’t catch the bug at that age you never will. The football cunts are like the politician cunts……as long as they are raking it in today tomorrow can go fuck itself.
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All very true Freddie !
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So true Mr Frog. It was three quid to stand on the terraces at Ipswich when I was a teenager – in the old First Division not the bastard Premier League. And it was only a quid to go to Colchester in the Fourth Division.
Fuck me, I’m old.
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CMC, you can catch up on all the news for Clacton FC here http://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/sport/fc_clacton/. FOR FREE. Though, to be fair, why fucking bother.
We have three excellent golf courses, a very good Rugby Club, indoor and outdoor bowls, at least three sailing clubs, three cricket clubs, tennis clubs,etc, etc, within 5 miles of Clacton Pier. What is covered in our local newspaper. Fucking football.
That’s the problem with this “sport”, it is perceived as a solution to all of life’s ills. An opiate for the masses. It’s a shit game with shit-for-brains utter uneducated arseholes playing it, on far too much money.
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Good summary Freddie the Frog,
Thing is as we have some of the most famous clubs in the world its inevitable that with the way the world has become smaller in terms of networking and communication these clubs are now brands.
Like British cars (Aston Martin, Jaguar), clothing brands (Aquascutum, Burberry) these ‘Brands’ like football clubs are mostly foreign owned and to be honest are propped up financially by foreign customers. All the Asian ‘Me support Manchester shitty, long time’ fans etc etc are a massive financial support for these clubs I guess and money talks in football. We’ll soon have some cunty World league.
Why do we sell off every classic British brand to foreign investors? Be it cars, clothing, Chocolate, flats in London (Arab and Russian owned)…the Tories want to sell everything and the NHS will slowly be sold off to the Yanks and Chinese.
Britain is sometimes like a high class prostitute… Flash a bit of cash and the knickers come off. What a pile of cunt.
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Should have just left it at “Football is a cunt!” for me.
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Manager Job description- who can spend the most money on foreign mercenaries. End of. Claim ‘special’ status if an even bigger cunt than your rivals.
Football – No connection with home towns. Fuck the fans. Push betting at all costs.
Bring back Cloughie, the Doc, Paisley, Shankly, even Fergueson. Some fucker with character, skill, flaws and an eye for talent and combinations.
Premier football is run by cunts, managed by cunts, played by cunts and owned by cunts.
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Hey – you forgot “watched by cunts”!
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The worst possible thing that could happen in this year’s world cup is that, somehow, England win. Then there’d be another 40 years of utter wankers banging on about it ceaselessly. As a misanthropic, football-hating Englishman, I do so hope that England are knocked out as early as possibly and that a couple of dozen bulldog-tattooed simpleton supporters are bumped off by the russkies.
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How patriotic of you.
😀
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You will be safe on that score – there is as much chance of England winning the world cup as there is of me becoming a raging leftie.
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I don’t follow this farce of a game, let alone a world cup. Didn’t England lose to some under 21 Cuban team or some such shit last time?
By all means correct me if I am wrong, but please keep in mind that I don’t give a fuck.
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TTCE rules!
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British managers need to be given a chance at the highest level more, Eddie Howe for example I think would do well at a top club. Problem is though is that I reckon most Chairman get impressed by some Portuguese cunt and don’t wanna give them a chance.
What abaaaaaht giving some Championship managers a shot?
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I’d rather sit and watch my toenails grow.
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The simple answer is that there are often situations where a manager who has been sacked,goes elsewhere and succeeds. Hughes did well at stoke ,then started to fail ,Mourhino at chelsea likewise.
Of course if you knew nothing at all about football and just wanted to see your name at the top of the ISAC board ,that is precisely the kind of moronic cunting you would post.
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My theory about Football Managers is that they always fail to play their best player because the last thing they want to see – I am looking at you Alf Ramsey – is the headline “Jimmy Greaves scores hattrick (within 90 minutes) to win World Cup”. By playing the bulk of the then West Ham team it negatives their individual performance and highlights the manager. I am of course only bitter because I never played for the Hammers (for it was my childhood dream they being my local team to do so). All the best players come from that part of the world – Greaves and Beckham to name but two.
I was puzzling the other day how a third division Swedish footballer could go one to manage England and reasonably successfully. Science does not I think have an answer to this kind of enquiry.
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Whats football?
Never played it at school had an 11yr terminal verruca, always doin lines “i must not forget my kit”. My hand writings ace but cant kick a ball to save my life.
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I had the skill to be a professional… I was a lazy cunt that was the problem, also I started to smoke weed, I also got into raving, I also started taking cocaine, I also…if the Police are reading this I know naffink abaaaaaht it.
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PS The fact I never made it as a Premier League footballer actually has naffink to do with the above…Its actually all the white man’s fault.
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Sparky was a top player, but he’s always been a bit of a cunt…. The list of Hughesie cuntitude is quite a big ‘un…
Top scorer for United in 85/86… Ten points clear near Christmas… Hughes decides to make big money move to Barcelona.. Stops scoring and title challenge is fucked…
United win league and cup Double in 94 (Fergie bought Hughes back in 88/89)… Various reds pissed on BBC interviews on way home (Kiddo and Cantona were hilarious), but Hughes just shamelessly plugged his big money testimonial match over and over… A testimonial bonanza which he didn’t give to charity, and a testimonial is supposed to be for a decades service… When Hughes conveniently forgot the three year gap when he fucked off to the Nou Camp…
Hughes takes the Gorton Globetrotters managers job… Therefore contracting the blue plague and etihad ebola… Shamelessy (again) goes on about how Citeh are ‘the Manchester club and how great they are… Rendering him officially dead to many true hardcore reds….
Now, Hughes has taken the Saints job, and the smell of his bullshit is unbearable… Sparky said “It’s a club I’ve got real affinity with, and I couldn’t turn that down.”
Affinity?! Why and fucking how?! Never played for them, never had any connection to Southampton… Hughes is the hired gun drop his keks for cash mercenary manager personified, and he is a cunt…
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Yep Hughes is a cunt, was a top player though.
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Couldn’t agree more Norman – Hughsie was and is a prick. He left Barca (I think linemepockets was there at the same time??) and did half a season at Bayern before returning to united. I told him not to go 😉
Well Norman – the blue nosed cunts from the council house can have the league but NOT at the Emptijihad and NOT against United. I would never have recovered from a loss at the hands of the Bertie Magoos had they won today and at half time I thought they might make double figures, such was the shocking useless cunts at the back. For my money we are still 4 players short and 6 fucking players could go tomorrow on a freebie for me.
There is one Bertie I hate even more than Hughesie – Brian Kidd – I fucking loved him as a boy but his Bertie affiliation has me spitting at the telly every time the old cunt shows his face. For what he is kept at Citeh for I have no idea – maybe a historical figure who remembers life before oil – but they have Frannie Lee and his recycled bog roll firm for that.
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The best managers were the British ones… Sir Matt, Cloughie, Shanks, Paisley, Bill Nicholson, Sir Alf, Joe Mercer, The Doc. Big Mal etc… Even the 80s ones like Howard Kendall, Big Ron, Keith Burkinshaw, Joe Fagin, and (the Ipswich era) Bobby Robson and even GrahamTaylor (when he was at Watford) were good ‘uns…
I haven’t included Revie because he was a cunt…
Now it’s all foreign tosspots, with our lot getting the biggest tosspot of all in Mourinho, the damn cunt…
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Revie was an utter superstitious money grabbing cunt. But he built a British team that could play, if sometimes a little ‘boisterously’ Shame it was a shithole like Leeds.
Apologies to any Leeds cunters but it cant be denied.
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Manny Cousins was at the helm when Cloughie arrived. It was a poison chalice of biblical proportions and he was on a hiding to fuck all. It was quite apparent that little ginger haired cunt Bremner was at the bottom of a lot of the shit that went on and (I cant even bear to type the word) the white shite from Yorkshire are now the club I hope they will always be. I would be happier to see them MOT down to the Conference North league with the derby highlight being Bradford Park Avenue. Horrible vile awful cunts with no saving graces whatsoever. Was at the battering at Elland road in the 71-72 season and also got battered on the way back to the train too. 2 fucking pieces of filth kicked me up and down the platform at the station until some cop who had watched it for 5 minutes before offering his help decided I had had enough. He didn’t even lift the vermin who did it. Pure fucking filth.
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I am not into Football but whenever I see one of these boring dullard managers I wonder what it must be like to be stuck in a lift with one listening to Adele or Coldplay👎
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Something like the bottom level of Hell perhaps?
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I have no interest in, or understanding of football whatsoever (It was only recently pointed out to me that “the beautiful game” was, in fact, NOT some rather available blonde birds loitering down City Rd), which, I think, makes me excellently qualified to offer an objective observation…
Every time I’ve seem one of these twats on the news, they come across as having all the intellect, communication skills (“innit??”), and personality of the average amoeba-in-a-puddle.
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