Dead Pool [81]

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Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who has scored yet another Deadpool victory by picking the Fall frontman Mark E Smith who died this morning aged 60 after suffering from ill health brought about by a lifetime of boozing and chainsmoking.

On to Deadpool 81.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
Shane MacGowan
Dean Francis
Liam Miller

87 thoughts on “Dead Pool [81]”

  2. Well done, Shaun.

    Alan Alda
    Donald Sutherland
    Angela Landsbury
    Peter Allis
    Aretha Franklin

  3. Isn’t it about time someone topped themselves for The Suicide Squad?

    Or where’s Jihadi?

  6. There’s certainly a ghost in someone’s house today.

    Following list is by way of a tribute to Mark E Smith:

    Genesis P. Orridge
    Mark Stewart
    Shaun Ryder
    Bez
    Howard Devoto

  7. Congrats Shaun, are you sure your not offing them yourself lol. My picks are ,

    Dick van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Ric Flair
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall

  8. Nobby Stiles
    Patricia Routledge
    Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin
    WindsorDavis
    Terry Jones

  9. Only time I heard of this bloke was a strip Viz did on him.
    Nicely deathed SotD
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Pat Boone

  10. Think I’ll have a beer to mourn the ol cunts death, first ale in 4 months to be honest… maybe I’ll have a glass of wine and a whisky shot too

    Because I can hear the bitter angry departed soul of MES saying “only 1 beer you soft cunt?” lol cheers cunters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB7IwVKU0vU

      • Never fell off a wagon in my lifetime, never had a serious drinking problem, stopped drinking few months back because I had this throbbing thyroid pain in my neck that flared up something fierce everytime I had liquor. Seems to be fine at the moment tho

      • Don’t much like the sound of that TS, thyroids can be treacherous coves – but wish you many more years of serious boozing!

  11. ”Superstar” Billy Graham
    Christopher Plummer
    ”Dynamite Kid” Tom Billington
    George Soros
    Enzo Amore

  12. Michael Aspel
    Shirley Williams
    Lord David Steel ( nominator for knighthood of child abuser Cyril Smith )
    David Owen
    Martin Peters

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