Dead cunts missed

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All the Bastard Cunts we missed this year

Well we did nap some orf ’em – at least Shauno did – but not a good year in me humble. Cunts seem to be learning a trick or two, croaking orn the quiet, sod ’em.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

58 thoughts on “Dead cunts missed”

  1. On the subject if one who has killed many a person, bad guy or not…

    Jesus wept, I can’t take much more of this…just had Liam “fucking I’ve got a set of skills” Neeson” on screen asking me to text Blanket / £3 to help the Syrians.

    Well sorry Liam old cunt, your skills aren’t that good as firstly, I’m giving you nowt as I have nowt. Secondly my government I paid handsomely for years has been throwing a damn sight more than £3 and its doing fuck all good.

    In fact giving the money thrown to Assad’s hell hole is driving more and more of them out the country towards the west, I think giving is giving the wrong idea and therefore wrong.

    • Bill Nighy’s fucking Syria ad is the one that really gets my piss boiling. Not been on recently…please God may it stay that way. Touch wood.

  4. I think your missing democracy from that picture, although not too sure what that picture would look like. Possibly a picture of Stalin counting votes while skull fucking someone with the word ‘poor cunt’ shoddily stitched into their burlap sack. Or perhaps a pic of junker, barnier and catweasle giving TMay a post negotiation bukkake celebration whilst Nigel looks on from the cheap seats.

  5. I count just eight persons of colour in the photo and no peacefuls. Is mortality a curse of just white people because we are the biggest cunts (punching above our weight). , No photo of The Westminster Bridge Terrorist who was both PoC and Peaceful – though not the latter when he used to threaten me or the former when I used to know him..

    I can now attend the Chip shop without fear!

  6. The picture at the top should be removed and replaced with a picture of “a faulty fridge” to represent the tragedy of Greenfell Tower. God only knows how many future scientists,doctors and assorted potential cultural-enrichers were lost due to the wicked Tory Councillors.
    Cheggers, Roger Moore, Christine Keeler etc. can’t hold a candle to what we lost there, In future,in the Deadpool,I’m going to nominate “The Unknown Sandwog”, that way if something similar occurs,I’ll have double reason to celebrate.

    Fuck them.

    • Well Lily Mong and Lammy reckons it was around 200 and he is only pissed off because they cant now fast track through the paperwork for citizenship and passports and add to a patchwork of vibrancy and colour to our fair isle.

    • We need some infilled sandwogs / coon type shapes silhouetted in to represent the ones that died in the tower that didn’t exist / were safe back home on foreign shores, while the relatives committed further fraud in receiving death benefits and even attempted costs at flying the supposed dead cunts over from the funeral proceedings under other family names.

      The taxi driver/ BBQ owner / fridge owner who cheated death represented, though needs his belongings in bin bags added

      http://niggermania.com/afnfaq/pg/RunNig.html

  7. Just to reinforce my prejudices, some dirty shitskin tried to rob me at a cash point in Romford tonight. Just put my card and pin in when this dirty cunt ‘bumped’ into me a then tried to put his filthy fingers on the till, presumably to try and grab the money as it came out.

    Silly cunt picked on the wrong man. I am 6’2″ tall and pretty stocky. Told the shitskin cunt to fuck off several times and threatened the cunt if he didn’t back the fuck off. I had the good sense to immediately eject my card before the cunt ran off.

    Frightening to think the cunt could have had a knife or if I had my children with me I would be powerless.

    Dirty Sub Saharan parasite.

    • What a fantastic country we live in. The Liberal elite, take a bow. Cunts. Shame you didn’t batter the cunt, though you would be evil personified, and a criminal if you did.

    • Go Paul!

      A true British hero stopping the cunt taking the Great from our country. Your up their with the Millwall lion mate.

      Did he run like fuck from the area or could he be waiting for a little old lady?

      Hope you reported to the useless ones in order to give them the chance to stop some old lady getting it

      • I should have reported it but I didn’t. I will report it to the bank tomorrow morning – they should have the filthy cunt’s dial on CCTV.

        Hopefully the evidence can then be passed to the donut munchers so they can do fuck all and file it under general monkeyshines shenanigans.

      • Hopefully images will have been captured as most ATM’s have coverage somewhere you might not often notice.

        You should inform the bacon so that they have two complaints, otherwise the bacon will still call on you as a follow up to the banks complaint and not yours.

        The bank then decide whether to press charges, not you.

        You have the right to that decision if you make the complaint to the bacon.

        You might not be thinking as far due to the shock 😀 but you have just been a victim of an attempted robbery.

        The CCTV won’t have captured the sound of him saying, “I’ve got a knife in my pocket and I’m going to carve you up, you infidel scum”.

        You are the victim here this time remember.

    • Did you not realise that defending yourself against “peacefuls” or Sir Mo’s mob is technically racist (in the eyes of plod).

      However if the tables are turned and the cunts were to kill you to death then – according to Met passed down from Cresida “right-on” Dick – that is just a bit of hijinks.

      And Lee Rigby just suffered a bit of a paper cut.

      Manchester was just a lone-wolf, one-off accident (just like London Bridge and Westminster) which gave the Manchester Police sleepless nights worrying in case anyone tweaked a nasty name about any “peaceful”, which – unlike “peaceful” accidental murdering bombing/ram-raiding – is a capital offence carrying a life sentence.

      So next time let the cunt have your hard-earned and – just to be safe – ask him if he’d like any more taking out and if he’d like to fuck your wife. It’s the only way to avoid having charges brought against you for “forcibly defending yourself against the hallowed afric-immos”.

      You’ve been warned.

    • White priviledge alert! Racist! It is in his culture to rob. How dare you try and stop him. He provably got trigeered and had to run to his safe space…..

    • I knew some cunt (and from Cumbernauld) who called their kid Campbell.

      His surname was……MacDonald!

      For fuck’s sake, national history not big to that cunt! Mind you he was usually cunted on Spartan Lager and skunk!

      His Mrs was absolute knockout! Never got it cos he was the cunt that they based the Trainspotting character “Spud” on I’m sure! Lucky cunt!

      • Nah, the trainspotting character Spud was based on a useless cunt who worked in a bottle factory if I remember correctly.

        Tools all still in their shiny packets as he didn’t know how to use them.

  9. Off topic…. a mate told me today he knew where the CUNT o’Brien lived and well it would appear he’s right.

    Turns out this piece of champagne socialist shit bought his house in 2007 £750k and it’s now worth roughly £1.2m.

    Mate, aww mate, I feel your pain. If ever there was a case of not power to the people but power over the people this cunt has it in spades.

    I fucking detest this cunt.

    • Can I have the address.My dog has done a massive shit on the lawn and I can think of the perfect place to put it.

      • Wish I was local, I would hurl mine over every night, though he probably pays some gimmigrants to do his garden and shitty jobs.

  10. Rather than post his address just look up the cunts accounts.

    Lots of Journo’s are self employed tax dodging bastard cunts so they set up limited companies that their ‘fees’ get paid into. This cunt has worked for LBC since 2004 and done bits with the ABBC as well as writing his own best selling ‘loathe thy neighbour’ which I’m convinced was written in the 6th form common room.

    Anyway my point is that in most sectors of the economy now if you’re classed as a contractor but are mainly only contracting to the same principle you’re considered an employee.

    However for some reason this cunt and cunts like him seem to slip through the net.

    ‘Principles’ benefit from this arrangement as they don’t pay Class 1 NI contributions, holiday pay, pensions, sick pay etc etc.

    So the Cunt rages against the system citing Tory cuts for absolutely everything that’s wrong in the world whilst not paying his fair share.

    Governments don’t have any money, they merely collect ours and spend it accordingly and yet this bastard attacks the likes of Philip Green as a tax dodger, love him or hate him he’s a wealth creator, so the less they collect the less there is to spend.

    This cunts company is called Scrambler Media.

    Both he and his lefty wife take full advantage of the Directors Loans rule which effectively allows them to take pretty much a tax free salary.

    Cuuuuuuuuunnnnnnttttttt

  11. Can we start a list of adverts with only black men and white women in, seems to be every other one these days, forcing the multicultural agenda (but one way of course!), I’ll start with:

    Pepsi Max
    Tesco’s

    • Of course I will be boycotting them, I urge other esteemed cunters to do the same

      • They are forcing BLACKED.com on us in advert form yeah you are right there are so many of these stupid interracial ads everywhere you go.

        Makes you wonder (((who))) is behind them…

      • It’s just the admen pre-empting potential criticism that they’re racist. Seriously. They’re so shit-scared of getting sued they’re taking no risks. Read an article on it the other week. And my son’s in advertising and confirms it. Doesn’t make it any more acceptable of course… It’s the season of goodwill, so I won’t call them cunts; just deluded twats… Actually, I will… CUUUUUNNNNTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!

  13. I remain stunned, several months on, that Bruce Forsyth slipped the dead pool net so skillfully.

    Ancient, well known and with well-documented deterioration of health. The miss of the year.

  14. Actually, thinking about it, if O’Cunt wins COTY I’ll gladly publish his address so that his award can be delivered in person for the next 365 days by any cunter that wants too.

  15. The cunt and his wife’s limited company that lets face it is simply a conduit to ‘efficient tax planning’ reports ‘cash at bank’ £65k, debtors of £26k (oh I wonder who they are) and the pair of cunts have both taken directors loans of circa £20k.

    In a nutshell a company DOES NOT PAY corporation tax on the money you lend it and has to pay you the interest you decide to charge it less the basic rate of income tax at 20%.

    So not only has he mitigated his companies liability through the use of directors loans the bastard has reduced his direct liability at the same time.

    He really is a cunt of the highest order.

    once upon a time being shamed in public was enough to make people retreat into obscurity. Not any fucking more.

    • I’m a bit behind on this one, but where has he been shamed in public? Could provide a link or reference? Cheers.

      • My comment was just a general one. I was eluding to the fact that cunts in the public eye know no shame. Can you believe that John Profumo is still spoken about today, he couldn’t have held a candle to the likes of Lady Mandelson, B Liar and and the bottom of the barrel 3rd rate gravy train theives that we’re served up today.

        Profumo told a needless lie and for that he fell on his sword and was banished from public life and spent the rest of his days working with the poor of the East End.

        This current crop of bastards have created an atmosphere of ‘well he/she made a mistake but everyone deserves a second chance’. No they fucking don’t.

      • Well, every cloud…if Profumo hadn’t told that lie, the poor of the East End would have lost out. Presumably.

        Agree 100% with your general thrust though. Blair literally got away with murder – David Kelly. Not to mention possibility of John Smith & Robin Cook.

        Or that war…

      • Ahhh yes the war, how could I forget that SB.

        Still, at least the Middle East has benefitted greatly after B Liar was installed as Middle East Peace Envoy.

        FFS I really don’t know whether to laugh or cry when typing that.

  16. Didn’t realise paddington bear died, wallace and gromit too? finally had his last bit of cheese I’m afraid…

    • I was unaware that Grotbags kicked the bucket…

      But, on Christmas Day, Doctor Who can be added: as it’s the demise of the show and the character, as the feminazi lezbo box ticking and box licking version makes its debut….

  17. Maybe a call to o’briern’s phone in asking him to explain his financial shenanigans is in order. If you get through of course.

    • Need to tell a porky to get on air of course…

      Woohoo, Oakeshott on the Sly News™ press preview. Don’t know if I will suffer the Sodha though. Bella’s got the guns at the ready!

    • Tattooed guy in the centre? Chester Bennington of Nu-Metal band Linkin Park.

      The one on the far left above Heffner is Jake LaMotta.

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