It’s that time of the year for Christmas TV to be cunted….
The ABBC have those Bake-Off cunts, Mary Berry Mel and The Dyke, and Nadyia the sacred cow all over our screens during the next two weeks… Not forgetting Mrs Brown’s Cunts, the NeverEnders and Corrie murder and doom fests,The Vicar Of Cunting Dibley, Miranda Horse, that Michael McIntyre cunt, Jools and his Cuntenanny, and the day Doctor Who really does die (Fuck that PC Femsatapo Lezza shite that’s coming!)…
And no doubt there will be a special ABBC bit after the news that shows us the ‘meaning’ of Christmas: With a few peacefuls, transbenders, and an anti-Brexit message thrown into the mix…
Nominated by Norman
Its all the cartoons and animated films that are on all over the place from now until New Year, if the little cunts can be bothered to detach themselves from their tablets or phones. Give them all an orange and sit quietly on a stool in the corner and think about the real meaning of Christmas and cunts less fortunate than themselves. Hum-fucking-bug.
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Or let them look out the window at the latest arrival of refugees housed at those new builds down the road.
Their kids are out on their brand new bikes with all the best protective gear to keep the little un’s safe in between their trips to Frankie n Benny’s, The Odeon, Ten pin bowling, go karting and most likely free annual pass to your local leisure centre.
All to help the integration process you know.
They can’t speak or read English to fill in forms / participate in interviews unaccompanied but get a TV full of Christmas programs in English with English subtitles.
I wonder if they get subjected to the same DWP medicals carried out by industry failures who can’t get jobs for any cunt apart from ATOS or whatever they are calling them now.
These “nurses” don’t know shit, lie and make up you are an athlete when your fucked to meet the quotas imposed by DWP that must fail, rumoured 6 out of 10+ fail.
Old cunt doctors do this to earn some easy cash as they can’t hack working at a practice or got the boot for misconduct.
DWPs bogus medics welcome them like May & Sturgeon welcome in gimmigrants.
Cuuuuuuuunts. My MP better get them ship shape pronto as I’m at the end of my ….oh look at this…
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/20/david-lammy-sent-email-warning-he-could-face-same-fate-as-jo-cox
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Lammy…one can but dream…
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Ahh! If only………….
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You would party like it was 1999 as Prince put it.
Some are more deserving of a reward for their efforts and he’s right up there.
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I perused Mrs CnR the Christmas Radio Times, after which i asked her to help me with my Digitas application form. She pointed out that in the terms and conditions, it says that people who have read the Christmas TV schedule are not accepted.
So, short of dieing of liver failure due entirely to Co-op brandy, I looked for any salvation. All I came up with is the gospel concert, BBC 2 Christmas day which was great last year.
I’ve told Mrs that if I get even a glimpse of Nadiya there’s gonna be violence. I will accept the non dyke bake off due to shaggability.
I was gutted when last year I found out Jools Holland fest is not live! I really thought it was live. Seems pointless with that fucking clock showing the wrong time.
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Jools Holland is a cunt.
So are all New Year’s Eve programmes. Got that in early cos I know what the next cunting is going to be…
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Holland is a very underrated cunt!! Often slipping beneath the radar!! But a serious cunt nonetheless………
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Monster cunt with a very silly voice ,thereby gaining him cuntboosting points. Also has a visibly drunken and likely powdered up audience with loutish dribblers not even listening to anything.
And most of his guests are out of tune wankers who desperately need TV coverage. The whole thing is a skidmark.
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But to his everlasting credit in 2012 Jools did have PIL performing Deeper Water live on stage.
Only totally bloody awesome.
All traces of the recording since sadly deleted by the BBC on copyright grounds, for which they apologise.
Fucking cunts.
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Well under the radar lets face it this smug cunt is nothing better than a pub piano player who has ridden on the back of other peoples fame for decades
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Hootananny?
What a fanny!
Wonder why if that useless cunt that sings the same song week in, week out will be there again singing…
I’m only human after all,
Don’t put the blame on a fat fuck like me,
I only know one song, you see.
Rag n bone cunto!
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What the fuck is it with women and the radio times!!! My wife’s sister buys her a yearly subscription every Xmas??
Generous yes! But there’s absolutely fuck all in it!!, the male equivalent would be to buy my brother an empty shoebox!!
😂😂😂😂
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Has to be the most overrated, overhyped, overpriced, padded out weekly publication of all time! At least it was last time I took my life in my hands and perused a copy 20 years+ ago.
Buying it to find out what’s on TV? Don’t bother – you’ll have to wade through so much irrelevant dross to locate the desired information you’ll quickly lose the will to live, believe me!
We get ‘What’s On TV’ every week. Does precisely what it says on the tin.
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can i heartily reccommend the Daily Mails TV guide, free with the saturday Mail. it includes radio as well . brilliant!
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It was piss easy to find out what was on in the days of only three buttons on the TV and remote controls were Tomorrow’s World material.
The clank as you pressed the channel selector from the other selector releasing would have woken the dead.
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How much I s that cunt a week these days?
Is it an online prescription or do they have paper boys out delivering between “Savile Sessions”.
I wouldn’t wipe my arse with it. Has to be one of the most shit publications out.
Its a weekly sponsorship contribution for the ABBC “Harbour a peado Organisation”
The War Cry is much more interesting and informative andvi would rather sponsor a fucking snow leopard.
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With you Norman
Actually fuck all on most channels.
Such fucking delights as French and Saunders (not even funny 20 years or so ago), Paul Hollywood (cunt), Len Goodman, Child Genius vs celebrities (give me fucking strength), Jamie Oliver (yet again), Little Women (bit sexist), Mary fucking Poppins, Elf the musical, shit seasonal films/musicals made donkeys years ago. Oh, and the fucking Muppets. Pretty much sums up the Xmas fuckfest offering 2017. Sad and pathetic reruns with nothing new or original, the only possible exception perhaps being David Walliams seasonal offering for the kids.
In fact the only programme I may bother to watch if I can be arsed is the dark and crisp The League of Gentlemen. Possibly Victoria (if Gemma Coleman show is her puppies but as on BBC this won’t happen), and perhaps Four Weddings (although have seen it countless times already).
Cannot truly understand who in their right minds would think that the proposed pile of festive steaming shite is what anyone really wants. Even the Great Escape (again) would be an improvement.
Otherwise would suggest a complete fucking waste of time for most.
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Walliams is a creepy Cunt. I wouldn’t trust him not to outrage public deceny if he was dressed up as an Elf in Santa’s grotto.
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He is seemingly very good at writing kids books, and the BBC think the sun shines out of his arsehole, hence the regular Xmas slots.
Unsuspecting and naive kids seem to love his work, but there is no getting away from the fact that he is a lanky creepy bastard.
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Elf on the shelf, with the kiddie books
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You clearly have a far stronger stomach than I do Mr Stroker…
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The League of Gentlemen on 2, and Christopher Lee’s Christmas Ghost Stories and Denholm Elliot in The Signalman on BBC4… Fuck the rest of it…
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Sounds good to me Norman.
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It’ll be the usual parade of Queers,Coons,Spongers and Joey Deacon types…and that’ll be the documentary on the Royal Family over for the year again.
Fuck them.
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Christmas TV can fuck right off! I will record (to be disappointed by later) the Not Going Out Xmas special, full stop. Apart from that am hoping to make headway into the 400 or so episodes of Judge Judy awaiting my pleasure on the HDD Recorder…
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Not Going Out never the same or as watchable for me without the delightful and extremely sexy Megan Dodds (1st series).
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And League Of Gentleman – will give you that one Norman/Willie.
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I think the ABBC should send Nadiya (btw does anyone know any other BO winners, and have they been given their own shows? Fucking muslim fuck) to any peaceful country. Alone. To make a documentary about peaceful culture. In fact fuck it, just send the rag-hat wearing servile bitch cunt to Calais for a long weekend with the peacefuls.
If I’m honest, this post is mostly aimed at the BBC who I could easily cunt at least 3 times a day.
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Don’t these cunts realise how emotive that muzzo is. She’s probably worth millions. That proves there is no God.
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It’ll be me and YouTube for Christmas. Jacked in the licence in the summer
Cunts won’t get a fucking penny from me
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I would happily jack the licence fee but the soppy cunt would likely let them in as she did with the poll tax cunt who threatened his way in.
However next year could be the year.
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Funnily enough, it is her that pays for it on one hand, but I do on the other normally
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And there’ll be a Top Of The Pops Christmas Special… Hosted by Fearne Cunton, and featuring shite like Olive Oyl Swift, Knickerless Mix, The Ginger Gargoyle, Harry Piles, and that Stormzy whopper of a cunt…
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Norman – you’ve got to stop torturing yourself like this or you’ll end up back in hospital!
On the bright side, you might net another 10p piece sellotaped to a card…or 20p allowing for inflation.
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Off point….
I saw EU cretin barnier today on sky news saying Britain cannot have a bespoke brexit deal?? Well you cheese eating surrender monkey you can’t have our 40 billion!!
I very much doubt the hunchback will say that but if she did she would have my vote in 2021 ……..
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Last time I looked Barnier was heading the Overseas COTY 2017 nominations.
Fucking prick.
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Barmy Barnier…
https://dioclese.wordpress.com/2017/09/01/barmy-barnier/
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Much appreciated Shitcake
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People who do Secret Santa….Yep, them p@edo cunts…
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People who think Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ is a hymn or a Christmas song…
Yeah…. Them cunts….
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Yeah, but “Try Not To Be A Cunt At Christmas”, now there is a hymn. It’s in cunt music, it’s genius.
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I saw bacon in Christmas M&S advert huge, loads, mega latticed bacon…wait for the offended cunts coming thru.
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Off topic but: Emergency and COTY nomination : Dawn Butler MP.This fucking rude uppity bint spent the entire PMQ’s today leering at the Rt Hon Prime Minister , muttering under her breath and showing extreme disregard for the majesty of the lower house.
Desperate to worship at the altar of arch anti-semite Jezza she sat there with a wholly contemptuous look on her fucking ugly mug.
Also: who is fat cow sat out of view on the middle benches with a Fakestinian lapel badge? No doubt some LGBTQOIUBDUFDYJB advocate. Believe it was Lady Nugee. Riddle me this you fat bitch: when is the next gay pride in Gaza?
As for David “I eat lard” Lammy.He refers to himself and says the justice system is rrrraaassccccccciiiiiiisssssssstttttt. I say: You are a salad dodging race baiting retard. Go fuck ypurself.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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Butler & Lammy – monstrous cunts, deeply disturbed to know they’re even on the same planet as me. Or are they? I live in hope…
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So funny I’m cunting it again, was waiting on this one coming.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/20/david-lammy-sent-email-warning-he-could-face-same-fate-as-jo-cox
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What is it with his hooter? It’s either been trod on, or it’s false. The cunt.
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Can’t argue with that rant Krav!
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I’ve prepared for christmas tv by storing up some films on my sky box and I’ve got plenty of DVD’s too. Usually you can find one or two decent programmes on the documentary channels. If all else fails, there’s always Judge Judy.
Merry fucking christmas, cunters.
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I’m thoroughly pissed off with seeing some fucking wog shacked up with some brainless looking desperate white skank actress in various fucking adverts and trailers. These advertising types are driving me and my fairly well loaded wallet towards any shop/ product that has not given in to these hateful multicultural supporting lefty cunts.
Please don’t get me started on the albeeba Christmas on 1 ident featuring the sandwog and his soon to ragged up daughter, it’s vile lefty shit of the finest order. Cunts one and all.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42434802
Damian Green resigns.
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He wants to spend more time with his computer
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Or Jack, as they say in Suffolk- compootah.
Funny lot that live there I am told.
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Norfolk too . A mate of mine lives there , although he’s not a native. His neighbour is a fucking inbred head case and a total cunt, should have been twatted to fuck yonks ago, absolutely off his trolley. Nice part of the country though and there are normal folk there as well.
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The doctors of Norwich and Norfolk hospital In the Good Old Days, NFN (Normal For Norfolk) was medical shorthand used to describe a patient who appeared peculiar, or odd.
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2008: New Labour get plod to illegally raid Greene’s office in Parliament. Arrested and computers forensically examined. Released without charge, but strangely does not kick up fuss over illegal raid…
Plod: “kick up a fuss and we’ll reveal what we found on your computer…”
Greene: “It’s a deal…”
2017: If he’d quickly fessed up to the recent accusation of porn found the whole issue would have blown over quickly. It’s the cover up and alleged lies that bring these cunts down, not whether they have legal porn on their computers or not.
Greene is a waste of space cunt only in cabinet cos he’s May’s closest crony. Both useless cunts, one down, one to go.
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Shame it wasn’t Phil “The Weasel”Hammond.
He should have been sacked a long time ago.
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Conservatives = The Muppet Show
Labour = The Rocky Horror Show
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The Night Of The Living Dead
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There’s a side-line on that link…
“Why do dogs attack their owners?”
Possibly because the dogs have realised that their owners are cunts ?
If I were a dog, I’d like to be small one with a bowel problem, I’d go round leaking copious amounts of arse-gravy into dumb bints’ designer handbags…
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That story’s smells of an establishment conspiracy witch hunt. Some cunt’s purposely gone out of their way to dig up shit from his past in an attempt to further derail brexit and rid May of a valuable ally in the negotiations.
No surprise laura cuntsberg got another pound of flesh reporting the story.
FUCKING CUNT!
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You have to ask how many public figures’ little foibles an anonymous plod has squirrelled away for later rediscovery, don’t you? But Green got the heave less for enjoying a quick pull while looking at lesbianwivesbukkake.net or even for touching a snowflake on the knee, but for lying about it. Which gives me a tiny flicker of hope. Cunt for getting caught.
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Don’t think your conspiracy argument really stands up Mr R Sole, cos Green as a strong Remainer more likely to be working to derail Brexit himself! At worst his departure will make no difference to Brexit, which we now all know means Remain anyway.
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I believe Amir Khan has been sent death threats because he put up a Christmas Tree for his daughter.
Delightful people who live in this world.
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Peacefuls who seemingly hate everyone, even their own kind.
Nasty lot of fuckers who do not belong here.
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the tellys a cunt year round never mind xmas time i just dont bother watching the fucker ever
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Christmas TV is certifiable u bend material.
For those struggling to find that last minute Christmas gift, they may want to check out http://www.humpus.com
Certainly gave me a giggle.
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The hands-free version could be a laugh a minute for the cops…
Beats pulling people over for using their mobiles at the wheel.
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Is there no end to the wonders of the modern World? We are blessed.
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It’s not just the annual December shitfest, it’s all year round!
I’ve been trying to convince the wife to ditch the TV and take up sewing, knitting, crocheting, rounding the day off with a dose of charades. Just like the good ol days!
Unfortunately, she’s not having any of it because of any upcoming costume dramas that might be in the offing ffs! I don’t know what fucking planet she’s on, but it ain’t this one? She needs to start living in the real world and not cloud cuckoo land!
I’m just fucking sick of paying the AL-BEEB to fund their misguided agenda
Even Not Going Out’s ended up as ‘snowflake’ as My Family.
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Both those shows went to shit after the loss of Tim and Nick respectively, I attempted to watch a recent episode of NGO and they’ve all of a sudden got school age kids, what a crock of shit, first 3 series were hilarious, then it gradually got samey, then Tim Vine left the show and never replaced him, they’ve tried with that Toby character but him and Lee don’t have the same chemistry. My Family was the same then Kris Marshall quit.
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Surprised they didn’t adopt a sandwog in Not Going Out to appease the multicultural lefty cunts? CUNTS!
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If you want the epitome of cunt Christmas TV then you simply cannot go any further than ABBC2’s “Alternativity” on right now.
A bunch of “peacefuls” going through the motions of the nativity to show (the gullible “right-on” virtue-signalling cunts at least) how much they appreciate the infidel religion.
Well fuck right off! I was sickened! If they want it to be truly realistic then baby Jesus would be in pieces after an IED went off in the manger, Mary would be getting stoned to death and Joseph would be getting his head lopped off as a Jew!
Fuck off “peaceful” cunts you’re not fooling anyone! You’re all as bad as Bin Laden and Captain Hook Hamsa and until you’re cunt religion proves otherwise you can all fuck off (preferably to a “peaceful” shithole of your choosing).
Cunts!
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Hamza claims his human rights are being abused while he’s banged up in a U.S. prison.
Fair enough, he’s got a lot of medical issues that need treatment.
Having two rotting stumps for arms must prove difficult, along with having only one eye, a terrible case of psoriasis and living with a condition that makes him sweat profusely and smell like a skunks’ ballsack can’t be a lot of fun.
On the plus side, he’s the only inmate with his arsehole still intact…
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Can he still wank?
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Who cares!
Not like the cunt is going to get offered a reach-around off some other cunt called Bubba is he! 😁😁😁
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Whether Christmas or not……..on Celebricunt Juice they use the same old tacky themed shite to raise a cheap laugh!
Change the fucking record Lemon!
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Have always hated the fucking twat that presents this horseshit programme, whatever his cuntish name is. Cannot even be bothered to look it up.
Multitalentless unfunny ginger (?) smug looking fucker who thinks it makes for entertaining watchable tv with mediocre innuendo and by talking about genitalia and bodily functions with the “celebrities”.
Without ever seeing an episode, from the clips witnessed would imagine it to be embarrassing cringeworthy sad low budget tv entertainment for shit for brains morons.
Christ, at only 58 am already feeling sadly out of touch with most things these days. The lunatics really have taken over the asylum in just about every department.
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With you all the way on that one WS
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Me too Willie. One of the 58 club and the world gets more unintelligible by the sodding day. At least I managed to ditch the wife so I could pursue my cunting vinyl habit. Small victories….
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This would cheer Hamza up
https://youtu.be/fMohK3w9slE
Cunt deserves to rot where he is, I would cut his freedom one minute every moan, oh and put his letters in the shredder and write them instead.
Wait…who gave the cunt a pen & paper?
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Now that’s fucking funny.
What’s the caper with that “whirlwind” shit they get up to in the middle?
No doubt – once translated from Urdu – the choreography will be called “The Dance on a 1,000 Infidels” or summat!
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The BBC are not the worst, except politically when they are. Tonight for your Xmas delectation, Channel 5 have at prime time ,Donny Osmands Easy Listening Christmas.
I bet that empties the pubs as they rush back to capture that on their Skyboxes.
They’re taunting us, men!
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