Doctors receptionists

Can I cunt Doctors Receptionists

Particularly one cunt I had the misfortune of dealing with today

I’ve been away on business all week, so the wife dropped off repeat prescription for me, Tuesday. It’s now Friday.

Just been to pick it up. After waiting in a queue for 30 minutes or so, since most of the third world seems to have come down with a cold today, I met the ugly bitch.

Me “I’ve come to collect my prescription”
Bitch “Your blood tests are overdue, we are going to withhold the prescription”
Me “ I have no medication left, I left it a bit late, but I have been away”
Bitch “We are entitled to withhold medication if you have not had your blood tests”
Me “What I have does not tend to go away. Can I have my prescription please?”
Bitch “It’s not been signed because your blood tests are overdue. Shall I book you in ?!
Me “Now listen up for fucking cunt. Im diabetic, if I don’t have the fucking medication, I fucking die. Can you grasp that ?”
Bitch “Shall I book you in for some blood tests”
Me “No I want my prescription please.”
Bitch “You cant have the prescription till I have booked you in”
Me “I want my prescription, If I don’t have it I die. You could try taking some blood from my cold, dead corpse, but I’m unsure what use they would be to me. In the meantime prehaps you could see if you could get a prescription to cure stupid”

So still no prescription. It’s friday.

I’m just writing a massive letter of complaint and I am going to go back up there at 2 to see whoever is in charge.

Cunts

Nominated by Andy C

64 thoughts on “Doctors receptionists

  1. Change your name from Andy to andywapunbootu.

    Doubt you’ll have any problems after that mate!

  2. I had the same problem getting me statin tablets (I’m 40 and Harry has high cholesterol due to partying and eating and drinking a lot of bad shit in the late 1990s/early 2000s) Cow said I was getting aggressive and I wasn’t and a gormless Police Community support officer turned up – (a pretend policeman, which just got me more angry as I hate police community support officers) It all back fired as the Doctor called me in as I was beem ganged up against, I left the usless police community support officers and Receptionist red faced! Haha

  3. I got to see the “practice manager”, who is not a Doctor but an administrator “empowered to run the practice in an efficient and cost effective manner”. His words, smug little cunt, took a dislike to him straight away. I thought this is not going to end at all well.

    I thought healthcare involved people like Doctors and Nurses. I guess little Timmy and Jane don’t play Doctors and nurses anymore, it’s probably “Administrators, secretaries and gender reassignment transition managers” or something like that. Actually, it’s probably little Mohammed and Pritpal playing “Jihadi Bride”, but I digress.

    Him “What seems to be the problem?”
    Me “I want my prescription”
    Him “I have implemented a practice wide reassessment of clinical needs, so we need to re-access everyone to make sure they are on the correct medicine and are only taking drugs they need”
    Me “I thought that would under the remit of a Doctor, not an administrator. In any event, Im diabetic, I have been diabetic since I was 10. Unless I have managed to grow myself a new fucking pancreas in the last fucking week, I’m still going to be fucking diabetic”

    Around and around we go. Basically, the cunt has had an idea, not thought it through properly, like excluding people with chronic long term conditions or focussing on people with depression or bad backs that a change in medication may be appropriate and has ended up pissing people off.

    Now I know I am being a bit of a stubborn cunt myself now, all I have to do is agree to a blood test, but I’m feeling a bit like Kirk Douglas in “Falling down”, I’m seriously on the fucking edge with this all.
    If I cave in, this cunt has won. So my last attempt
    Me “I’m going to stay here until you give me my fucking prescription or I go into a coma. Chances are I will probably start to vomit just before that. Your choice.”

      • I love the scene in the fast food restaurant, when he’s complaining about the state of the burger he’s been given, compared with the picture of the burger on the menu. “Can anybody tell me”, holds up limp burger. “What’s wrong with this picture?”

      • Fucking true though eh!

        Last time I fell for the pic’ on the poster Vs what I was given was at BK joint in Milton Keynes.

        The picture was two hands wrestling with a fresh sesame bun busting with two char-grilled pristine beef patties, several rashers of Canadian maple cured bacon along with a slice of the freshest beef tomato sat on the crispest lettuce served with a special sauce.

        What I received was some limp, reheated piss poor offering that a) wouldn’t cover Kelly’s Eye, and b) was about as edible as the rancid pig fat the auld biddie gives to Richard Harris in A Man Called Horse covered in cheap, watery, plain mayonnaise.

        Had it been edible – which it wasn’t by a long stretch – I would have needed 4 of the cunts to fill my holey tooth! The coffee tasted worse than half a spoon of Nescafè mixed in a litre of luke-warm water. That was after having to take the first two back for having milk in them after explicitly stating TWICE I wanted black coffee (immigration at work there eh – fucking cunts)!

        I had a D-FENS moment of my own when I stated – very loudly: “Who did they get to model that burger? The bloke who played Mini Me in Austin Powers!?!”

        The servers had no clue what I’d said (cos it wasn’t in Polish) but most the locals had a wry chuckle to themselves.

        Admittedly that was a number of years ago and so I have no doubt that it’s much worse now!

        Last year I went to Milton Keynes’ Byron Burger joint to show support after they’d banjoed a few illegals into touch (I was actually hoping there’d be a few libtard snowflakes outside protesting about our legal right to eject illegal immigrants – fucking cunts) but as it was after 4pm they’d all fucked off back to their twitter accounts by then.

        The burger I had there was about as close as the poster on the BK window – better even. Even so £20 forra burger with fries and a couple of beers is a bit of a piss-take isn’t it!

  4. I get more and more annoyed with the world AndyC, everything was better 20 years ago, I hate technology, hate getting a fine by a number plate recognition camera, speed bumps, Twitter, the NHS with its overpaid smug managers, education with its managers, Police Community Support Officers, words such as, resilience, diversity annoy me daily, School Councillors are very annoying – having worked in education you see these over paid bastards making a mountain out of mole hill out of a spat in the playground.

    • PCSO’s grip my shit. How did it come to pass that the filth are overstretched doing admin, so they hire pretend filth to do the admin, then some brainless civil servant decides it’s cheaper to deploy the pretend filth onto the streets and reduce the numbers of real filth. Virtually powerless, always requiring backup, generally about 23 fat and spotty, completely and utterly useless. A couple of years ago I caught two Polish pikey cunts ripping the lead of my roof, the Mrs called the filth as I went after them. Managed to grab one skinny runt and dragged him back to my place. Agreed he has scuffed himself a bit on the way back but the two PCSO fuckwits tried to lift me ( with back up obviously as they are powerless) and let the ratty little cunt have it away on his toes. Every time I see one I feel my temper on the rise, cunts!

      • PCSOs are pathetic wankers. Either busybody old farts or inadequates who were,correctly,bullied at school,and think that a uniform will give them a little bit of power. They are best just ignored,or if they persist,told to fuck off.

    • They’re coming to take me away is a great song mate, Kim Foley covered it so well that sometimes I confuse the two. He also had a few other songs that were really good like “the nuts on my family tree” , “photogentic schizophrenic you(Dean Martin parody perhaps?)” obviously he jokes about mental health issues but does it tastefully I think

      • Heck, I thought I was the only person who bought the single!
        I’ve still got it somewhere.

  5. I haven’t been to the doctors in over fifteen years and my eleven year old daughter has never been.
    The missus on the other hand goes monthly.
    In Gibraltar, the rule is first come first served. You have to be there by eight in the morning and you cant make an appointment.
    I do remember the receptionists though. Bunch of nosey bastards and as Mary Hinge pointed out, they nearly all have glasses on a chain.
    The thing is , these cunts already have access to our files and can have a geez at all our embarrassing ailments.
    The power seems to have gone to their heads and they are probably jealous of the nurses.

    • Glasses on the chin and mine is constantly on the fucking phone, doctors are cunts too they baby you, make you feel like a idiot for asking about something and they outright denie certain medications based on bullshit past experience cunts!

  6. Our GP system is fucking excellent. Pay-per-play. $40 well spent, in my opinion. I can easily get an appointment the same day, and, on occasion, within a couple of hours. No cunts with their snotty little bastards taking precedent, no Mohammad cunts playing the race/victim card, just book in and pay. Superb. Oh, and the receptionist doesn’t ask why you are there either. They (rightly) assume that you’re crook and leave it to the professional medical people instead.

      • That’s the trouble..timewasters.
        I got called in for my 5 yearly MOT a couple of years ago. Bar these routine MOTs I’ve hardly seen a doctor in 50 years. The place was full of snotty brats,obese cunts and coffin-dodgers.

        The snotty kids obviously just had colds…get over it. The obese cunts obviously just needed to eat less and do some exercise. The coffin-dodgers were obviously not going to regenerate,so it’s pointless throwing good money after bad.

        The nurse doing my tests told me that,basically, I was a fat alcoholic who smoked too much… I pointed out to her that I had a grand total of 4 visits in the 30 years that the practice had existed,so I must be doing something right. I then,helpfully,give her my views on the rest of the sad bunch sitting in the waiting-room. That silenced her..she looked gobsmacked…although I did see her writing more stuff in my file…probably putting down that I’m a heartless Cunt. Can’t argue with that diagnosis,.

  7. Wayne Rooney is eh,reportedly leaving eh, Old Trafford in the eh, summer to eh, go to China for eh, £1million a week.
    A fucking week !
    There was a time washed up English players used to go to Scotland for one last hoorah before retiring, not anymore.
    The cunts not worth a million a year, never mind a week.
    They said a few months ago that China was going to attract European players coz of the money on offer, but i never believed it coz its China, and who in their right mind would want to live in China ?
    I’ll give the Chinese league a few more seasons until it goes bust.

    One million a fucking week !
    Colleen done good there. Sticking with the ugly cunt when they were at school, and hoping to fuck that he makes it, to make up for the stigma of having an ape for a beau.

    One million a week, fuck.

    • China is totally different from the 1950 communist image of it and for 1 million a week who the fuck wouldn’t? fuck I’d probably do it for less if it was easy dosh

    • The Chinky granny-whores wont know what’s hit them when Wayne lands…. “Wind yer gums round me plums,luv”, said in a whiny scouse accent.

    • Good fucking riddance to the grannygubbing syrup wearing classless Scouse cunt… Of course, all of the post Premiership football was invented in 1993 cunts,Talksport twats. social media mongs, and ‘Riferong Man U Fahn!’ chinkies adore the uncouth Liverpudlian gonk… But anyone who remembers the game (and Man United) as it used to be, and also recalls true footballing greats know ‘Wazza’ for the little cunt he really is…

      • What bugs me about the Scouse yokel (apart from him being a cunt) is that when he is interviewed, he goes ‘Eaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!’ before he says anything… One can imagine him in that hotel with those two dirty orange tanned whores:

        ‘What would yers like us ti do next, Wayne?’
        ‘Eaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr! Get di handcuffs and – Eaaaaaaar -di dildo out, like, gerls…’

      • Yeah… Stevie Coppell was the only Scouser I ever liked… Him and John Gidman… Giddy was like a right-back and a winger combined and he was a crazy fucker… They are the only two Scousers I have ever had time for at United… Peter Davenport was an OK lad, but he was pretty useless… Wazza is just a cunt…

    • Maybe it’s not just about the money.

      It’ll be nice for him to go somewhere where he can feel tall.

  8. It’s comforting to know that this is a nationwide scenario.
    At my surgery we have a Premier league ‘nose poker inner.’
    Suggesting that I give her some idea of my symptoms to enable her to gauge my urgency for a cancellation appointment, I told her it was needed so I could discuss my upcoming cock size reduction procedure.
    I have no more problems with her.

    On a secondary note, I appreciate the NHS is stretched but at my surgery your allocated appointment time and when you are actually seen, share no relationship whatsoever.
    So now when my name is called, to emphasise this point, I run across the waiting room as if my name has just been chosen on The Price is Right.
    Some people get it, some think I’m mental…..

  9. When phoning for a Doc or an appointment tell the phonemonkey gimp behind the desk nothing… When the cunts ask why you want a GP, just say the words ‘It’s personal’ no matter what the real reason is… Because if you tell them why you want to see the quack the Littlle Hitlers stick their oar in, try to cut you off at the pass, fob you off, or (most arrogant of all) diagnose you themself… The ones at the huge Moorgate Walk-In Centre at Bury (near Manchester) are spectacular cunts…

    • We have just found out this week that one of my close relatives has got stage 4 stomach, bowel and liver cancer. He went for testing two years ago as he was feeling shitty and they found the cancer in the early stages but no fucker forwarded this information or even told him, they simply added it to his notes and did fuck all. In the words of his GP who told him on Wednesday that he is basically fucked and has about two months to live “someone has made a huge clinical error” The NHS is on its arse.

      • Same thing happened to my mum in 2013… She went to see the cunts time and time again… Trapped wind… Go home… Trapped wind… It was fucking colon cancer… Finally ‘discovered’ May, dead by August… Fortunately, the doctor who was ‘misinformed’ (so she claimed) about my mother’s condition (after being her GP for ten fucking years!) and who never came to see the old lady once in all the time she was ill and dying, was eventually suspended and never seen again… I did put in a very venomous complaint in writing, and I like to think it contributed to the cunt’s professional demise..

      • If only that were an isolated case.

        I know of at least 3 separate cases where symptoms/diagnosis/treatment notes, etc., were missed/went missing which had terminal consequences (a case of the big ‘C’, a heart attack – in a young child, and a stroke misdiagnosed as a migraine in a 35yr old man).

        Maybe if they worried more about doing their jobs (the pointless ineffectual admin twats I’m singling out here) rather than their greedy final salary pension arrangements then the NHS would be minted through not having to fork out tens, if not hundreds of millions every year due to negligence.

        You only ever hear of the big cases which hits the news but for every one you hear about there are thousands of “non admission of liability” settlements made out of court. I.e. a paid for gagging order along the lines of: “We don’t admit being liable however we’d like to pay you £250k to agree to keep your mouth shut!”

        Administrators like that Southern Health NHS Trust no-mark Katrina Percy who went from her £240k role there, straight into another £240k role with “less stress”. A fucking joke!

        https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1706776/tragic-mums-anger-as-nhs-fat-cat-katrina-percy-keeps-240k-salary-despite-quitting-role-over-700-unexpected-deaths-under-her-care/

        All I’ll say is this: if she’d looked like SuBo she’d still be answering the phone in a doctor’s reception!

      • She then had to leave that position after public pressure – but she she did get a £190,000 pay off for her trouble.
        Cunts.

  10. Platinum cunting and very accurate. Since changing surgeries, the receptionists at my current one are ok, and my nearest hospital I have to say, care and service-wise is excellent. However the previous lot in my old surgery were a bunch of vinegar titted cunts. You knew that as soon as you picked the phone up to make an appointment (which is rare for me, as these days if you go into your local surgery for a fairly minor ailment but need a proper check-over, you’ll end up being embalmed the same week) you’ll be given the Spanish Inquisition without a second thought.

    They fit the stereotype…
    Glasses on a chain.

    Facial expression as if they’re sucking a lemon (or a bull mastiff licking cow shit off a barn wall).

    Swastika lapel-badge.

    Barbara Woodhouse haircut.

    Beige tartan skirt.

    Usually called Deirdre or Moira.

    Attitude worse than a bar full of pissed-up Russkies.

    Mad staring eyes like black marbles and an upturned pointy nose like a knight’s lance.

    Keeps their old man’s balls in a pouch around their neck.

    Complexion about as rosy as a block of Stilton.

    Their kids daren’t give them any backchat, as they’re manacled in the cellar with the rats.

    They must feel really fucked-out at not being a proper GP instead of a phone-jockey, hence the bad attitude and Hitler complex. What’s wrong with me is none of their business…it’s the business of my doctor. I want to converse with the mechanic, not the oily rag.

    I remember a few years ago, an old chap in front of me tried to book-in at reception the proper way ie plain speaking, and the snipe-nosed cunt behind the panzer desk barked at him “Use the touch-screen right in front of you…it’s what it’s there for!”.

    Pardon the steamed piss out of me, but this guy was in his late 80’s…is probably not familiar with computers, was probably a WW2 veteran and has probably seen some seriously bad shit in his life, and then gets barked at by some pedigree dogshit-sniffing cunt who thinks she’s clearly the reigning monarch. Arsehole. Point this out to them and it offends their unicorn, and they get straight on the blower to the pie-eating 17yr old plastic hog and his TJ Hooker delusions.

    If I was still with that surgery, and I tried to book in and got barked at “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!”, I’d be tempted to drop my jeans, present my arse upwards..spray a gallon of liquified pungent yellow shit all over their photocopier and say “I’ve got a stomach bug…that good enough for you?”. Cunts.

  11. One day when i was a lad, i was walking along and found a stethoscope. A little further down the street, i found a white doctors coat, and a little further down the street i found a thermometer.
    I thought, you little beauty, and put it all on.
    A couple of minutes later, a guy in a car asked me if i wanted to go for a ride. OK , I said, and got in.
    We stopped at a quiet place and he tried to touch me. I just laughed. Then he tried to touch me again, and again i laughed.
    Then he tried to kiss me, and i just cracked up.
    Why are you laughing ? he asked, and it was then that i told him that i wasn’t a real doctor.

  12. Liberals are frothing at the mouth pissed because VP Pence doesn’t want people to kill fetuses/babies and advocates Prolife Haha can’t make this shit up

    • Murderous cunts.
      I read a report the other day about certain women’s groups that were told not to attend the feminist marches coz they are anti abortionists.
      We all have our own opinions, but I’m amazed at how passionate some people are about killing unborn babies, and how they love to hate and belittle anybody that’s prolife.
      Sterilization should be the way you murdering slags.
      ——————————
      Has any of these revolutionary feminists come out and told the world what their gripe is yet ?

    • And I thought all these snowflake scum were pro-life and against killing… It’s all that ‘wimmin can do what they want’ bollocks… They can shag a bloke, get up the duff, and then exterminate an innocent life, just because it doesn’t fit into their ‘plans’… And they say men are bastards…. Take the fucking pill, yer daft bitches…

      • For them, killing babies, no problem.
        Sympathising with murderous Muslims, no problem.
        Incite riots, no problem.
        Make death threats, no problem.
        Undermine a democratic vote, no problem.
        Muslims targeting white European women/girls, no problem.

        But make a sexist joke, and they want to annihilate the jokester.

      • Here here! There’s the pill, the morning after pill and not gratuitous shagging so in the western world in the 21st century there’s absolutely no excuse for an unwanted pregnancy…

      • I have a good history of not getting women pregnant, that and I do think abortion is just for whores who sleep around too much and for welfare cunts avoiding responsibility.

        @BM Deadright birdman the left have gone fucking mental with oppression olympics and identity politics. And for madeline albright to threaten trump with the muslim registery just deport the stunned cunt to Yemen I’m sure she’ll have a good time with her moslem buddies I’m sure of it

  13. My late mother was a diabetic and a cancer patient… She was due for a medical review, but we found out her brother had died that same day… So for obvious reasons we got to the surgery about ten minutes late… The receptionist was unbelievable… The place wasn’t at all busy, the nurses were available, but this poker faced slag told (not asked, mind you, told!) my wheelchair bound old lady that she’d have to piss off home and re-book by phone, and she did it like my mother was stupid or senile (which she wasn’t)… I proper kicked off at the nazi bitch… I just threw everything at her ‘The nurses won’t see her? Says who? You’re not a nurse or Doctor… You’re a phone wallah, and a bloody bad one at that…’ I can still see the witch’s face and her puckered up gob right now… My piss boiled to the limit that day…

    • If it were just receptionists I wouldn’t mind so much, but it shouldn’t be known as the National Health Service any more because it isn’t providing a service. We’re repeatedly hearing horror stories about it and like Norman, I’ve had my problems, like my mother being moved to a ward that resembled something from the nineteenth century, with people in charge who didn’t care. She had fallen but wasn’t badly hurt. After being put in that horrible ward she caught pneumonia twice and died there.
      There was the time I saw my GP about a stomach pain, he dismissed it as nothing. If I hadn’t gone back the next day (Friday) and insisted on being seen by someone else, I wouldn’t be here now. My appendix was removed on the Saturday.
      The Health Service has been run down by successive governments to the point where no-one is guaranteed to be treated properly, and it’s no use politicians talking about having to cut costs. How much are lives worth? I know I’d be willing to pay more in tax if it meant I’d get proper treatment. I think most people would.

      • I would certainly second that sentiment, unfortunately if the cunts (politicians) said we need to raise income tax by 2p in the pound for the NHS, I don’t think anyone would be opposed to that providing – and here’s the numero uno catch that the cunts *wouldn’t* agree to – the monies received were audited and due diligence given on actually spending that on the NHS!

        The problem with the untrustworthy cunts known as politicians is that they’d take the money in and then piss that away on “most pressing problem now” and fuck the NHS!

        Road tax goes up and up and up (and the roads are dreadful apart from every fucking motorway raising tax with endless miles of speed controlled roadworks). So does that extra revenue get spent on the roads? No.

        The price of booze and fags goes up and up and up to the tune of billions extra a year. So does *that* extra revenue go to the NHS – where you would have thought most appropriate (seeing how the Govt wants everyone to quit smoking and pack in drinking – which they’d shit themselves if we all did that at the same time)? No.

        Point of case is that most additional revenue goes into the UK national pension fund, and a lot of that is for the civil servants – past and present – who cling for dear life to their final salary pensions, while the rest in the private sector basically have to accept retiring later and are having to pump more revenue from their own arse pocket into their pensions.

        And woe betide anyone who’s worked all their life to earn and own their own home and then end up with a procrastinating and debilitating illness like Alzheimers, or a stroke because – as you’re not eligible for state help, you worked too hard for that – then everything you’ve worked for will be pillaged by the state in order to provide the care you already paid for with 40-50yrs taxation and national insurance contributions.

        Now picture “Stella” Johnny. 2nd gen layabout dole-wallah. Only owns the baccy in his arse pocket and sits in his paid for flat. Johnny is a habitual drinker and smoker. Keels over with a heart attack, has a stroke on the operating table and so now needs 24hr care.

        Who pays for that? Why me and you of course through our taxes (which “Stella” Johnny has never paid in his life). Thing is, not only do we have to foot Johnny’s care bill collectively, we also have to foot our own care bill individually. Obviously there’s something sadly wrong there, isn’t there?

        So yes bumping income tax to pay for the NHS is a noble standpoint – you just can’t trust the cunts (politicians) to actually spend it on the NHS!

  14. This, Andy, is why Mrs D always makes sure we’re a couple of weeks ahead with our drugs orders.
    These people are arseholes whose power has gone to their heads.

    And practice managers are cunts too…

  15. ….I always arrive at 3.30 for my 3.00 GP appointments,therefore saving having to wait half an hour…….Baaaaaaaaaaaah

  16. Typical BBC cunts…. Reporting on Trump’s decision to ban muslamic knobheads from entering the USA, Ali-Beeb has this as its headline on the matter: ‘Iraqi transgender woman says ‘My dreams are shattered because of President Trump’….
    Putting the ‘feelings’of some circus freak before threats of terrorism, rape, and radicalisation?… Fuck off, you prize stinking cunts…

    • Last night Al Jazeera were interviewing a guy from El Salvador who was stuck on the Mexican side of the border trying to get to USA. He was hellbent on getting there and has tried many times.
      They were asking him about Trump’s wall and he said it wouldn’t deter him from trying.
      Not once did the reporter mention that what him and every other cunt like him was doing was illegal.

    • It doesn’t need worry,it’ll probably be in a nice council house in London before the week’s out.

    • And to capitalise on a free bit of Don publicity Google have said for their “people” to get back to the States asap in case they’re denied entry. Pure liberal theatrics – what a nest of twats!

      Hey Google, here’s a novel idea, hire Americans for your American offices! Problem solved you cunts!

      Only a week in and he’s pissing off most circles. That’s the problem with a President who actually wants to do something during his tenure as opposed to merely playing golf, spinning a basketball on his left index finger and drinking piss with Bear Grylls!

      Offering a laurel leaf to to auld Vlad in Moscow as well now (which has pissed off Les Dawson, sorry, Angela Merkel).

      Had Killary been in power the ICBMs would be filling the skies by now!

      Go on Don, stick it to the cunts!

  17. Ashley Fudd is in India just now and her tweets say she’s loving it.
    Is she aware about the way a lot of Indian girls are treated like shite ?, and is she going to start and speak at a march for women/girls who get raped in front of onlookers in public ?
    Most probably not.

    She has also defended Muslims for aiding people who’s religion sounds like flewish ( trying to get by moderation there) in the second world war.
    Good on the Muslims that aided them, but it means fuck all today, when muslims are the enemy and are hell bent on spreading their filthy shite everywhere.

    Talking of Muslim shite, the local parkies have had to cut back the eucalyptus trees coz the Moroccan cunts that are infiltrating my town go under them and take a shite. Dirty cunts.
    If you go to the park, quiet back street, car park corners or down to the old ruins of an old fort by the beach, you will find dried up pitch black Moroccan shite with the odd bit of skid marked toilet paper lying around it.
    That to me is a major reason these cunts should be sent back to north Africa. It proves they are animals that cant respect their new “home”.
    The park used to have a tunnel made of eucalyptus trees in a row that was lovely. Not anymore.
    Why can’t we have a nice park and just tell the cunts its not on ?
    They’re just going to do it somewhere else.

    Ashley Fudd to Moroccans shiteing in my park, how does my mind work ?

    • Of course, the ‘look at me’ slag can’t go to India and do it on the quiet, can she?… Nah, she has to ‘Tweet’ it to let everyone know how great and liberal she is… Also, why does something that happened over 70 years ago have and bearing on what’s happening now?… Oh she wants everyone to give these savage filth cart blanche just because a few muslamists did a good turn during the war?… So we should let the cunts thieve, rape, and murder now because of that?… What a fucking cunt… I hope she gets eaten by a tiger…

      • Ashley Spudd is a delusional attention seeking cunt! She wishes to replace Jane Fonda I guess btw where is she staying in india? I imagine shes in a deluxe posh posh hotel drinking martini’s and shoving champagne enemas up her arse

        Yeah women are treated worse then dogs in india but she enjoying her time there? well whoopty freaking do maybe she can shit on the road there as a memento

  18. Trump doesn`t need a wall on the Mexican border. A line of doctors receptionists along the Rio Grande should do the job

  19. A quick whinge…

    Princes’ William and Harry have announced that a new monument to their mother Diana is to be built. They have already appointed a fund-raising committee.

    Here’s an idea….. Pay for the fucking thing yourselves,you sponging wankers. You’ll not see a penny from me for a monument to that muzzie-loving trollop.

      • Apparently a ‘Sloane Ranger’ who deliberately set out to marry big.. The ‘shy’ image was bollocks… Those who were there at the time saying how Miss Innocent Knickers was openly bragging out how she’d ‘bagged’ The Prince Of Wales… Chaz never loved her, of course (his horrible mater arranged it), and Saint Di made his life intolerable… After he finally got shut (after her shagging Hewitt, Carling etc), she put all the blame on him and did that horribly cringeworthy and simpering ‘cow eyes’ interview for Panorama… Making out she despised the attention, when she lapped it up…
        In short, a cunt…

  20. Was watching Match of the Day earlier and some Woman was commentating on one of the games! What the fuck? Ruined the whole fucking show for me. The cunt got all excited when Raheem cunt scored like most commentators do when a goal is scored but it felt wrong. It’s not the first time I’ve heard a woman commentate but it was shit, like the Liverpool performance. Lucas, Ejaria, and Moron’o can all fuck off before the end of the transfer window. Useless cunts.

  21. I went into my local surgery a few years back and found that the new receptionist was a friend of mine. Lovely woman, couldn`t have been nicer or more helpful – and not just to her friends. She didn`t last five minutes

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