Devolution

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Devolution is an utter cunt.

We are either the UK or not. These devolved parliaments are bollocks. Another layer to the gravy train. We should have councils/local authorities and Parliament. End of. We are The United Kingdom.

There should also be a vote for the rest of the UK on Scotland’s independence. Hopefully we will vote them out and little miss Krankie can take her bankrupt, booze and drug addled, benefits dependent little shithole to the EU. Who will also tell them to fuck off because they need no more failed economies.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

36 thoughts on “Devolution”

  1. Why not join out of the united kingdom as well as Europe? I vote we jettison our Scottish, Welsh and Irish dependents and call ourselves New England.

    • I’d like to expand on my cunting.
      Let’s look at the individuals in the devolved assemblies:
      Scotland, a set of neo fascist nationalists headed by the Krankies who tolerate no unionist opinion.
      Northern Ireland, religious lunatics and murderers living in the 17th century.
      Wales, the biggest collection of misfits, unemployable in any other field. I was born there and remember the nationalist cry of ‘they stealing all our water’ Said in a rural Welsh whine and referring to the Elan Valley resevoirs. Add a bit of house burning and you get the mentality.
      And now they all want to impose their own version of Brexit on the majority.
      So why not devolve Lancashire? Yorkshire? Tyneside? Just keep adding layer on layer of useless officialdom until all taxes go to keeping the whole sorry edifices going. Just like the EU really.
      We are the United Kingdom. Those that don’t like it should fuck off.

      • In the late 2000’s under Brown’s watch there was a referendum on if we wanted a “Northern Assembly”. Labour had fatty-two-jags stomping around up here like it was a done deal (smug cunt).

        It was a resounding 70% vote against it. Why? Because – as you rightly state Cunstable – folk saw it as yet another layer of indirection between them and Westminster. Another layer of expensive and pointless bureaucracy, paid for by taxing folk in that catchment area, and with no great say on how taxes should be collected or apportioned.

        No one wanted it then, and no one wants the Northern Powerhouse now – for exactly the same reason: more bureaucracy, more money pissed up the wall, for no more of a say in Westminster.

        Except we’re not even being asked if we want it this time (we don’t by the way – you cunts)! Championed by that slimeball Gideon “Failed” Osborne to allow faceless non-entities like Andy Burnham to be given a high paid executive role (Mayor of Manchester – please don’t let it be him) for doing pretty much what he does now – fuck all!

        Fuck devolution! It’s meaningless for England because Westminster will still make all the important decisions!

      • You might be missing the point. The EU decided that there had to be autonomous regions of a certain size throughout the fourth Reich. Scotland, Wales and Ulster got away with it because their population sizes fitted the EU dictat. England didn’t and was required to be split into five regions.

        Rather than tell Brussels to fuck off, our weak as piss government set up the regional development authorities to fudge the issue.

        You couldn’t make it up…

      • …CC .. as I said before, don’t tar every Jock with Sturgeons poisoned brush. If it wasn’t for the (1 million) Brexit Jocks that voted out, it would be EU remain + 1,000,000 .. Brexit
        – 1,000,000 finding the Brexit campaign with less votes than the Remainers …. EU, Remain .. Done Deal.

      • ..You’ll probably fine your London cronies far out number the (Brexit) Jocks … Sturgeon is ‘off on one’ on her own crusade …. SNP are fucked at the next Scottish Elections.

      • Once you give some no mark cunt a bit of a taste of power, bang! It’s like the biggest coke rush you can imagine. They’re just power junkies looking for their next fix. Nice work if you can get it.

  2. Annex the cunts.
    Don’t throw land away coz the natives are twats.
    Throw the natives away instead………

      • No, not all the natives.

        My comment was meant to be taken as a joke, coz the idea of the UK splitting up is nonsense.

        Again the lack of a littleyellowsmileyface has set the wrong tone.

        But if the Scotch wanted to go it alone, I’m sure they’d fail miserably, coz apart from sport, they are not represented as a nation on the world stage, and haven’t been for centuries.

        I’ve said before, its not realy a country.
        Like, England, N.Ireland and wales, we are areas of the UK/ Britain, and that is the country that the world recognizes.

        Most Spanish i meet have never heard of the Scottish nationality , they class us all as Britanico.

        That American Aussie , Mel Gibson, has a lot to answer for.

        FREE-DOOOOOM…………… 🙂

      • Fuck me, i think I’ve found the wee yellow smug cunt.
        This is a dummy run to see if i have………..

        🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

      • Leave mel gibson out of this! he’s been under alot of stress. His russian whore of ex-wife deserves death for not blowing him

      • That phone recording is hilarious.
        Cringe worthy as fuck, but hilarious.

        PS. I love Braveheart, even though nothing , not even the scenery, has a hint of truth about it.
        Randall Wallace was in Scotland on “vacation” and stumbled upon the Wallace monument.
        Realizing they shared the same surname, the yank went home, done some research, and came up with a sort of Mills and Boon class of Scottish history…….:)

      • Your right braveheart was a hack job it depicted brits as brutish heartless oafs and scots as truthful heroes with zero corruption. There are large parts of the film that are based neither on history nor Blind Harry

        One of my favorite scenes from braveheart and it should of won a oscar is his loving response to Princess Isabella of France in the film “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it will be your fault.”

    • I wasn’t too sure about the cunting for kt tunstall previously….. I am now.
      Well played Norman,you had her cuntified even before her latest atrocity.

    • Suzie effing Quatro ?

      Fuck, they really are gathering some of the hottest freshest talent , the UK music scene has to offer.

      Suzie effing Quatro ?

      Taking the song back from Trump ? If Trump was using that song, then that’s comedy gold.

      Suzie effing Quatro ?

      I wonder how much royalties the Boring (kidney) Stones will take back from the profits.
      Richard Ashcroft will tell you , the cunts don’t give away music for free.

      Suzie effing Quatro ?

      I wonder why the never chose to record “Street Fighting Man”

      Suzie effing Quatro ?
      ……………………….

    • “the song in question was hijacked by Donald Trump but this only increases their determination to reclaim the song and the high ground for positive outcomes.” said Robin Millar. What a complete fucking prick.

    • They chose the song “you can’t always get what you want” to commemorate a remainer? No-one pointed out the irony to them?

      I also see that her murderer is being called a white supremacist.
      Recently if a muslim carries out a solo attack, unless it has been claimed, and organised by IS it is just a random attack. If a white man with a bit of nazi literature at home kills someone, it is the work of a white supremacist, instead of a random nutjob with mental health issues. Got to love theses meejah snowflakes

      • Little known fact :
        The majority of the lyrics for ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ were nicked by Jagger of a bloke call Paul Wakely who was a mate of Chas C. He died last year so the confidentiality agreement can’t be held against him. The first verse is definitely Paul’s because Chas was there when he wrote it.

        Paul reckoned his out of court settlement was enough to buy him a flat in Guildford and an E-Type Jag. Just before he died, he said he’d still got the Jag.

        He got sold short, but hindsight is always 20/20…

    • What a bunch of sanctimonious, virtue-signalling cunts, and what a reflection on the sorry state our politics, media and culture has sunk to.
      Where was Suzi Quatro when Airey Neave and Ian Gow were murdered by The IRA? These were both ministers and far more distinguished than the unfortunate Jo Cox. I daresay that many supporters of this travesty would consider that as they were Tories and male they got what was coming to them.

  4. A Welshman and an Irishman are walking back from the pub late at night, when they spot a sheep with it’s head trapped in some railings.
    Taffy clearly sees this as an opportunity not to be missed and begins to size up the situation, with paddy looking on.
    It’s dark, there’s no people about and no cars on the road, so walks over, drops his trousers, positions himself and fucks the sheep.

    When he’s finished he turns to paddy and tells him it’s his turn.

    Paddy sizes up the situation. It’s dark, there’s no people about and no cars on the road, so walks over, drops his trousers, positions himself……and sticks his head in the railings…

    • Cuntley,
      As a Welshman of Irish descent I find your joke highly offensive.
      Firstly, the Welshman would at least use a bit of foreplay before shagging the sheep. We are not brutes. Secondly, the Irishman’s ears would be too big to fit between the railings.
      Racist!!

  5. Without compromise , we non-murderous denizens of Northern Ireland would be in deep shite. Devolution here is a vital part of that compromise ; without the original power-sharing and subsequent normalised system of devolved assembly there would be no chance of sustaining the tenuous peace we crave. Only democratic representation on both sides , Nationalist and Unionist , can maintain the level of stability we have.
    I come from the perspective of a Unionist , Monarchist and incidentally , a Brexiteer.
    Intransigent cunts who categorise all Irishmen as neanderthal , militant paddies should realise that those willing to protect their identity through peaceful means do so at a cost. I don’t want to live a life of diluted Britishness and , if pushed , I would fight to protect my democratic right. I’m sure many of my fellow cunters would take up arms to negate the threat of an English Republican Army.
    As for Brexit , I want an exit tailored to the needs of all constituent parts of the UK and not some South East English cabal. There are quite enough remainers of monumentally cuntish proportions , especially metro-centric London types , without the pro-leavers falling out.

    • Still, we might just need an English Republican Army if old blighty becomes too “peaceful”.

      • …. well I hate to say it but you might struggle for numbers for an ERA, as you might find quite a number of the population of England are from ‘foreign shores’ and couldn’t really give a fck about England. But hey, ho … ‘ Your Country Needs You’ campaign may work, although very few people reading it would actually be from this country.

      • Yeah but I bet the Poles would be well up for it and we’ve got well over a million of those here now.

      • ….. ‘well up for it’ … all they would do is smoke another packet of fags and head off to under-cut some other poor fucker on a job.

  6. I’ve had a “run in” with UVF cunts before.
    I wont go into detail, apart from saying that it still scares me today.
    I’d say my politics are pretty similar to theirs, meaning i believe in the UK, but that stood for nothing .
    My point is , we really don’t need any civil army ” protecting” us, coz the first whiff of power, and we may become their enemy.

    Fuck the Ra, uvf, uda etc…….

    Fuck em all……

    Etc is not a terrorist group…….

    • ETC could easily define them all – extraneous terrorist cunts. A collection of small-minded tribalists with a high proportion of psychopaths and profiteers. Ideals go out the window when terrorists of both persuasions work together to protect their financial interests.

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