Kate Smurthwaite [3]

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I would like to nominate Kate Smurthwaite for a cunting.

Yet another snowflake, SJW cunt banging on about letting in every cunt under the sun in whether they look like a child or not.

But don’t take my word for it here’s her bullshit from the ‘This Morning’ programme:

She was the only cunt there who thought the fogie in the picture was a child. Eamon Holmes and Nick Ferrari are both sat their shaking their heads (in a “what the fuck is this one taking in her camomile tea?” manner) knowing that Stevie Wonder, David Blunkett and Lenny Peters could all see that this cunt is in his 40’s at least.

Here a few points you may wish to mull over Kate:

1. He’s late 30’s at the very least. You claim this is because of his “hard paper round” (to get here) which apparently ages people. (please see 3 below).

2. None of the cunts – “children” or otherwise – coming from the Calais Jungle are refugees, they are economic migrants. As soon as a refugee leaves the first safe country they destinated as a refugee – in order to better their lot – they become an economic migrant, FACT! Greece is safe, Turkey is safe, Italy is safe and France is safe. So why the need to come all the way to the UK then?

3. At one point you state that you are 40. Well if a “hard paper round” ages people then the reverse must be true. I had you down as late 20’s/early 30’s. Ordinarily that would be a huge compliment but – based on your own ageing principle – it merely means that you’ve never struck a bat or done an honest day’s work in your life.

4. Your bio states that you are a stand up comedian, political activist and radical feminist which is basically snowflake speak for professional bullshitter. Luckily – until today – I’d never heard of you.

5. You did have a real job working for the greedy banking establishment, which is probably how you’re minted now and are able to piss your time away on causes which do not concern you, or your privileged life. (please note that this does not contradict 3 above as I stated “honest day’s work”).

6. If they all come over here you know full well they won’t be coming to an ivory tower near you any time soon, and if they did you’d probably sign the eviction petition run by your neighbours (just so long as they don’t mention you by name).

7. You are a cunt!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

35 thoughts on “Kate Smurthwaite [3]”

  2. Kate Smegwaite is number two right on the coat tails of our beloved friend Diane Flabbot for Cunt woman of 2016,I seriously cant even watch or listen to these lunatics for a second cos they really do push my buttons that much,Im slowly zoning out of tv and radio altogether its that fucking pc and liberal….its sad times indeed,the loonies really have taken over now

  3. I had to search images of this bint. She looks like she’d be a bit scruffy around the toilet area.

      • I just googled her and saw the pic with the armpits. And as they say a picture speaks a thousand words – it says everything you need to know about this woman !

  4. Why the fuck does this deluded bitch want thousands of migrants here in the first place? Her argument is a non starter as they are no longer in the war zone. If they need to get further away, ship them all to Alaska, plenty of room there.
    Alternatively if she likes them so much she can go and live with them in the jungle or wherever the French fuck ’em off to. Just as long as it isn’t the UK. Leftist cunt.

  5. Another cunt with a pea for a brain ,let the fuckers all live next door to her ,this slut is inciting treason ,she knocks me a fucking sick shes a cunt.

  6. Please can we have an emergancy cunting of that most honourable cunt Keith Vaz.
    Spat my tea all over the fucking keyboard when I read in the Daily Mail that the shameless cuntist had put his name forward for a place on Parliaments Justice Committe and whats more Labour MP’s had backed the cuntster!!! Some Tory MP Andrew Bridgen has managed to force a vote so it will not be another slippery cuntfest for the Vaz hopefully. The article stated he “put himself forward to fill a vacant spot” good at that is our top cuntster Vaz. Now I have no problem with him being a crafty butcher at least his reported bum mates were over the age of consent but offering to pay for marching powder to help things along NO. Tis not legal. You Vaz are a shamless cunt take it like a man and retire cos any credibility you once had is long gone. You are a cunt and you make our Parliament which is full of cunts even more cunty (which is going some)

  7. When she’s been cunted on here before it has both made my day and ruin it at the same time as she is one of the most insufferable cunts to walk the planet.
    The interview above shows the cunt for what she is.
    Constantly talks over people as her view is parmount and everyone else is a know nothing cunt.
    At one of her stand up comedy gigs (there was standing but no comedy) entry was not by buying a ticket but donating a bag full of supplies for homeless women, so that’s the type of cunt we’re dealing with.
    I would have taken a pallet of bricks.
    Also saw the slag on ‘couples come dine with me’ with her bearded hipster pussy whipped under the thumb partner….no sympathy for the twat.
    At the risk of awaiting moderation I hope the slag gets a hard time from some of these cunts that she’s so desperate to welcome.
    When Eamonn Holmes is in the same room and not the biggest cunt there…you have need to take a look at yourself….

    Stand up comedienne, feminist, political activist….fuck off and do one you cunt….

  8. This cunt is the go to feminazi rentagob of the PC agenda MSM. They drag the scrag end out everytime there is something cuntish to be said, which is very often indeed.

    I recall one time she was on Sky gobbing off about some feminazi shite, I think it was gender wage gap but it could have been anything. In a rare attempt at balance sky allowed a counter viewpoint in the shape of another dame, some one from Spiked I think.

    Anyway, shit arsed Kate was losing big time and actually asked the presenter “why are you allowing her to say these things?” Perfectly sums up her attitude and that of the other cultural marxist scum; speech and ideas are things to be allowed or banned as they see fit. These cunts used to be called “looney lefty” but now they are mainstream and running the show.

  9. Her stand up is pitiful.It was about as funny as my gran dying of a massive stroke in front of me.

  10. A right good fucking would probably cure the bitch. Most Feminists just need a right good todgering to put them back in their place.

    • ‘Kin ‘ell , Dick. Sooner you than me, mate. The non stop gobshitery would put me right of my stroke.

      • I once went with a lass who believed that her guardian angel was always watching over her,apparently her angel was an old lady.
        If I could manage to keep drilling while hearing messages from a long dead granny commenting on my “kind aura” as she,presumably,watched my hairy arse going up and down like a fiddlers’ elbow, I can’t imagine that Miss Smurthwaites’ witterings would be enough to stop me.

      • If you do decide to do her a favour Mr Fiddler – judging by her armpits it would be advisable to take your Strimmer along with you just in case.

  13. Managed about twenty seconds of this person’s stand-up on YouTube. Unfunny, Oxford-educated, leftie, quite remarkably her real only TV exposure has been on the BBC. Astonishing.

  14. When i looked up the cunt,she was described as a “radical feminist”.

    Can i become a radical chauvinist and get gigs on the telly?
    No i fucking can’t.

    I’ve been telling the missus that the worst thing to be right now is a white working adult male.

    Every cunts out to get us….

    .

  15. Smurthwaite is a wog loving cunt who should be tarred and feathered…. Just like those cunts, lLineker, Law, and the Musical Mong, Smurthwaite wiill never have to put up with, or live near, the fucking greasy savages….

    And speaking of which, Lily Mong gets to be a bigger cunt as each day passes…
    Mademoiselle Spastique has been blabbing about how ‘controversial’ her visit to the Calais Shitheap was… Well, trying (and succeeding) in getting some self serving publicity and going along with all the snowflakes, celebricunts, and leftard twittermongs is not being controversial… Being controversial would have been old mong features saying that most of ‘her country’ didn’t want these ‘children’ and rapeugee wogs in Britain… But telling the truth seems to be beyond the spazmotron…

    Another recent ‘gem’ from ultramong is ‘they don’t celebrities like me commenting on the refugee crisis…’ ‘They’ being the working class riff-raff and uneducated peasants from ‘her’ country, I presume? As for ‘celebrities like me’? Such hubris and self importance is only to be expected from and arrogant and deluded cunt like Lily Mong… I hope her comeeuppance is imminent…

  16. She can fuck off, we don’t want them and we don’t want you. Overpopulated already so if we lose cunts like her we are better off.

  17. Whispers from ze fatherland… With any luck that cunt, Merkel, will be deposed/arrested/imprisoned/dead by Xmas… The migrant crisis worsens as Germany descends into lawlessness…. Inevitable when you import a death cult…

  18. I too had not heard of her till this morning when ACWCC posted. I watched the clip and instantly felt quite sick. I was also greeted on youtube with “you might also like” and more “highlights” of her grandstand appearances that somehow back scuttled their way onto mainstream telly.

    I’ll be blunt. She’s a privileged yet angry dyke who hates everything that man has touched. And she sure as shit wouldn’t go near one of those 30 something wankers pretending to be children. And with regards to her armpit hair as mentioned above… she’ll without a doubt have a hundred-weight of spiders legs and loose baccy spilling out of those crusty drawers. She’s 40 and single for a reason. And she knows it.

  20. I nominated this wretched termagent for her first cunting over a year ago. All I can say is that her cuntiness has paraded along unabated and seems to be on an upwards trend towards a classification beyond the infamy of being Crown Goddess Emperor Of All That Is Cunt. She breaks the mold. Waching her star rise in the anuls of cuntitude is validating for me, as I feel like a reliable talent spotter. But, that small joy is easily overwhelmed by the dizzying, violent confusion she inspires in my brain whenever she tries to piece two reliably coherent sentences together on national TV. As far as I can tell, she is only there to be laughed at. Then you realise she is indicative of the very real and presiding ideology that effects millions of lives in this country and elsewhere. Humour almost fails me when she starts talking. Dianne Abbott still sits comfortably on the throne, but Cuntess Kate is plotting her overthrow with every vapid incompetent dribbly turd that slides out of her gullet.

  21. Had happily not heard of this cunt until now. Will now try very hard to forget her.
    In view of what she has said I am sure she will be on the ABBC pretty much full time from now on.
    Just another cunt to add to the Lilymong list of utter cunts.

  22. Kate Smurthwaite is a sack of shit with zero redeeming qualities. Every program I have had the misfortune to behold this monstrosity is ugly viewing with her crazy feminist ideology. Would be a useful punch bag for any aspiring boxer to perfect his jab

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