37 thoughts on “Robbie Williams [6]”

  1. Have to agree what a pure cunt, on the subject of talentless ive heard bez is learning to play the triangle the two of them could get together and cut an album ,all i have ta say on the matter is cuntsssssssssss.

    • Would love to place brian blessed and bez in a zorb ball with him and roll them down the north face of the eiger, they are total cunts.

  3. Fat, narcissistic, tuneless, arrogant cunt: who goes out of his way to ‘prove’ he isn’t a screaming faggot (the lady doth protesteth too much!)… Any of his more famous hits (‘Angels’ and all that other shite) had (very) little written input from the fat dancer… And the cunt has polluted popular music with chav anthems like ‘Angels’ ‘Rock DJ’ and ‘Candy’….I’ve always seen Williams as like a (very) shite David Essex, and a total cunt…

    • I thought the David Essex was crap until i watched that’ll be the day and stardust . excellent filums and the Essex was great in them.
      And Stardust the song is amazing.
      So even though the Essex is a cunt , i have to look at him in a different light now………..

    • Angels was nicked from an Irish musican.
      It never ceases to amaze me that the less talented cunts like Williams, Bieber etc etc are, the more ‘big I ams’ they are.
      Utter chimp faced, gay fat cunt.

  4. This is true…

    When he had his hits like angels and what have you, like 15 years ago, the record company had paired him up with a song writer called guy chambers who was one of the best in the business.

    He wrote and Williams “sang”.
    Had many hits.

    Sony decided they wanted to offer Williams an eight album deal worth £80 million.

    Williams bit their fucking hand off.
    Chambers says great, lets go to Sony and carry on. I just want 10 million of the 80 they gave you.

    Williams says ” no, I’m the star and the talent, it’s me they want, I’llkeep it all and I’ll just pay u bits when we have hits.

    Chambers says- “fuck you fat boy” and does one.

    Williams was left to write the songs himself-
    Sony got one album.
    Rudebox.
    An utter stinking piece of shit.

    Williams retired and kept the dough as the contract for 8 albums wasn’t water tight.
    And they knew that without chambers, they would just end up with 7 more rude boxes.

    He is a cunt alright

  5. “Let Me Entertain You”…The only way you could entertain me ,you fat arsebandit,is if you fell into an ebola-suffering pakis’ septic tank,and I had a long stick which I could use to shove you back under every time your smug,jowly face broke back through the crust. Let’s see you warble that dreadful dirge “Angels” through a gobful of skitter.

  6. Anybody got a spare for Calais in the morning?… That should be a right laugh a minute.. Hopefully the CRS will be on form and crack a few heads… They might even use the dogs and the gas too…

    • Apparently there’s a group of British “activists” preparing to put up a fight. Bet the soft cunts shit themselves and bolt at the first sign of trouble.
      Not often that I cheer the French on,but I hope that this goes down as one of their bloodiest victories.

      • You really could not make this shite up.

        Why could they not have done this 5 years ago or whenever ?

      • These SJWs are not to be messed with if any cunt invades their personal space they’ll the have the communal candles out and will light them – just as soon as they update their TwitBook status o’course.

        Speaking of CuntBook, I see that Zuckerberg’s latest “cunt feature” is CuntBook LIVE!

        Yes ladies and gentlemen, not only do we have to listen to these cunts being quoted (when it suits) by the Al-Be-Be-Cerah, etc., for a balanced view of society, now they have the ability to live stream whatever they’re currently twisting on about at that time.

        This will be like mana from heaven to the snowflake millennial SJW fucktards. If we didn’t have enough of them already! Zuckerberg you CUNT!

    • Hey Norman, what about them cheeky four goal grabbing Chelsea cunts.

      I think it might be on yer way José……..

      According to Twatter, the old Trafford security are gearing themselves up for a protest next week……..surely not……..

      • Wouldn’t worry about the ‘protest’… It’s probably ‘look at me’ Twittermongs or cunts like Boyle and Kilduff, the same sort of bellends who did the Moyes aeroplane stunt… It won’t be hardcore Stretford Enders like myself… Not yet anyway…

        Mourinho came across as a cunt after the game… Conte did the right thing geeing up the Chelsea fans… Fergie and before him The Doc used to do it all the time at United… Our lot were shit, simple as that.. Smalling is a turd, Blind by name, Blind by nature, Rashford’s honeymoon is over, and Pogba is no Robson, Keane, or even Ince (89 million my arse!).. At least half of those cunts aren’t fit to wear a United shirt and need to go… And Fellaini and David Luiz? It looked like Sideshow Bob fighting with Barbara Streisand… Pair of useless, dirty cunts..

      • Mourinho could make Daley Blind captain Wednesday night, then it will be the Blind leading the Blind…

      • Getting back on topic. The fat cunt nicked a song from Karl Wallinger and put himself up as some world beating ice skater.

        It was such a carbon copy that I hope Karl got the royalties.

        Yes I know that Wallinger and Chambers played together in The Waterboys briefly and Guy played bass in World Party for a while but that is no excuse.

  7. In 2005 Williams successfully sued and received damages from The Star and the People after they claimed he was secretly homosexual and had covered up a string of casual sexual encounters with men.
    Then in 2013 Williams himself claimed he was 49% gay.
    The cunt should make up his mind.

    • The fat, prancing cunt is undoubtedly a bottybasher, and those stories were true… He was allegedly sacked from Fuck That because he wanted to play hide the salami with another member…

  8. The worst thing about Williams is trying to reason with his stupid cunt fans that the prick cant sing. Some women will just lap up any old shit as long as the twat gives them a cheeky smirk, which I would love to slice off his head.
    If you want to see the epitome of cuntitude look at the video the self-obsessed areshole took whilst his Mrs was in labour. How much of a self-absorbed shitbag must you be to make the occasion of the birth of your child about yourself? Robbie Williams will never be out-cunted.

  9. Too be fair if I was a record company PR man I would never have guessed that the next big thing after Brit pop would have been a Norman Wisdom tribute act.

  10. Leave the robster alone,the poor cunt has weight issues .
    He’s ugly as fuck.
    He’s camp as fuck.
    He sings in an annoying american accent, yet is from stoke.
    His daughter is called Teddy.
    He has the face of a gurner who came runner up.
    Rude box was the album he always wanted to make but feels easy listening covers reach a wider audience.
    He overcame his addiction to marijuana , even though he used to inject eleven pills of weed a day.

    So just lay of Robbie, unless you want to sound like a hater……….

  11. You know what ? Out of all the cunts being cunted here, i bet that cunt is reading these posts .
    I’d put my life on it.

    Hey Robbie, how does it feel to need Gary Barlow to keep you in the limelight.
    You are a cunt, and unlike liam Gallagher, i will fight you in the ring……

    That’s the boxing ring dick fiddler…….

  12. So far a I know Robbie has confined his cuntary to pop music, so although he is a cunt he isn’t in the supercunt league of Bonio, Goboff or Lily Allen. I remember when Williams was going on benders with Oliver Reed, always thought he knows he is a cunt and a lucky cunt at that. I suspect he would vote himself a cunt if he knew about this cunting. A cunt with a shitload of money.

  13. Robbie Williams is a cunt for not buying Port Vale FC when he said he would (and rid the Vale of that odious cunt Billy Bell).

    I’d also like to cunt the bloke from Burslem who won on the lottery and said he’d do the same thing – and didn’t – cunt. Mind you he did say if he’d got 4 numbers he would have bought Stoke too! Cunt!

    Port Vale FC is worth a visit. It’s a great club and is now has an all-seater stadium, they’ve had a settee put in!

    • I don’t read celeb gossip shit and and have no idea who most of the cunts are. If I have any equanimity it fucking upsets it. So I never knew said working men’s club talent pop star was a shit stabbing sodomite. But really you don’t want him at Port Vale, get yerselves a sand nigger with pots of oil money. I thought Elton Gaylord and Renata were a fucking joke at Watford. Williams can fuck right off. Putting gays, the potteries and urinals together, would you want Armitage Shanks on yer shirts? Nah, Williams is a cunt.

      • Fuck that, Cobridge is already twinned with Islamabad. Stoke has enough of them as it is.

        Now a dodgy Russian oligarch, I’d have one of those cunts in in a heartbeat!

        Nowt wrong wi’ working on a pot bank and at least Armitage Shanks or Wedgwood would be representing local industry (what’s left of it Tony Blair – you cunt) for their teams as opposed to Emirates, Etihad and Qatar airlines, etc.

  15. He is a shortarsed cunt with no depth or character to his voice but he’s not a real cunt. Bit of a backhanded compliment that I suppose, can’t even make it to proper grown up cunt status.

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