Apparently CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is sexist
It would seems a lot of women have cardiac arrests, but members of the public trained in CPR are put off helping because the mannekins they are trained on don’t have tits, so they are now calling for more of them to have tits to practice on.
‘New figures show women are less likely than men to receive bystander CPR as many “feel unsure about touching a woman’s chest”, an ambulance service has revealed’
I suspect this really isn’t about not being familiar with a bra and tits being there, but more to the point the ‘patient’ should they survive accusing you of ‘copping a feel’ and getting taken to court, and bystanders thinking you are doing something pervy, videoing it and putting it online, and still ending up in court. However, I am quite happy to ‘give it a go’ even if I haven’t been trained…any excuse to feel some tits!
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(Link fixed as fucking Amazon changed the original. Enjoy! – NA)
Nominated by : Chuff Chugger
‘This is a land where you cannot smoke. A land where you cannot drink’. This a now a country of cowards.’
– John Lydon..
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When Reform fails – because it will, with Farage at the helm – I wonder what the next one is going to be called? UKIP II? Son of Reform? Refurbish? Retcon? Nigel’s Latest Gravy Train? That cunt has no interest in the British people and will do nothing. How many times can he fool even the most desperate and gullible? It’s ten years after the EU referendum and all the UKIP hype, and he has done fuck all. Which is what he will continue to do.🙄
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Well it seems to me Norman that the only evidence we have is the referendum. I think it’s fair to say that but for him we would still be in the EU. We now see him with five(!) MPs setting the agenda and scaring the shit out of the fat comfortable MPs of the uniparty. I’m prepared to give him a go and if we’re disappointed at least he’s woken up the fat lazy narcissists.
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