Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:
“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”
The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.
Read all about how wonderful it is right here:
Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.
PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
I like Robertson’s, but am not keen on robertsons.
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When I was younger I collected the wollygog pin badges from Robertson’s. Probably worth a fortune now to be traded on the dark web. I’d like to see Farage wear one next time he is on Question Time and give Brucey aneurysm.
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A more likely candidate would be Rupert Lowe,although it seems unlikely they’d ever invite him on.
The scoundrels.
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Funnily LL, as a kid i collected photos of 1890s Deep South lynchings,
And pictures of chinamen shot by union pacific railroad for refusing to use nitro glycerin.
You got them in boxes of Malties cereal.
Should bring them back👍
You also got a coupon on the box and if you collected 20 you got a packet of Benson and hedges jr fags.
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Using those box brownie cameras, the lynch mob and the sootıe would need to be still for 40 mins as the shot developed.
Ideal timing really as the wollygog would’ve croaked just as the shot finished.
Then after using the box brownie, they put the brownie in a box.
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