This gentleman decided it would be a good idea to “drum up business” by sending wimmin pictures of his meat and two veg via WhatsApp when they enquired about having some new wiring done.
A novel approach to customer service.
“Cambridgeshire Police said Brodie received an inquiry about electrical work from the first victim in September 2024 and agreed to visit her to provide a quote, but became reluctant when he learned it would be the woman’s husband who would be meeting him.
The woman then noticed he had changed his profile picture from his company logo to his genitals.
She challenged Brodie, who claimed his account had been hacked, and the profile picture was then changed to different photos of him naked.”
Fucking genius.
No doubt the mad cunt would be too busy rifling through a ladies underwear drawer to do any work,after he gets out of prison any way.
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Lots of us on ISAC are self employed.
So wouldn’t dream of sending a customer a picture of ones throbber.
Customers are food on the table, bills paid,
Fuel in the van etc
But more than that
They deserve respect.
You have a duty to have at least basic customer service.
I call older blokes ‘ sir’.
Some dont like it.
Old fashioned.
I dont give a fuck if they like it or not,
Im doing it for me.
How i carry myself.
How i was raised.
Its giving them a modicum of respect.
They dont want it?
No problem.
But some customers are rock bottom cunts.
Theyd test the patience of a saint.
And can/ will, push you too far.
As anyone ever told a customer to fuck off?
Maybe youve booted one up the arse?
Maybe you’re currently serving a sentence for manslaughter?
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I’m self-employed like you Mis.
I like to go the extra mile for my customers.
Which is why I’m the richest taxi driver in Newcastle.
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The Americans are still looking for their missing airman. If this had been the UK government, Starmer would still be consulting Lord Herpes if going into Iran would be against international law and risk upsetting his Muslim voter base.
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You ever had any really arsey customers LL?
Spoke to you like a simpleton?
Made unreasonable demands?
Tried to tell you how to do your job?
I find its normally women that can be cunts.
Middle class ones.
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Yeah I have Mis, and it was a middle class woman too. She was a former school teacher in the village and had a rod up her arse. Nothing was ever good enough and constant nit picking. I finished up one year before Christmas and just never went back. I know she has had several gardeners since then so it wasn’t just me.
I try to keep things amicable as there are a few villages around and loads of people know each other through their kids schools and the like so any gossip will spread like wildfire but most are good people. I don’t travel very far like yourself who must experience folk from all over the place.
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I tend to get along with my customers but over the years had a handful i wouldnt work for again.
Most are ok though.
My favourite customer used to like coming in the van with me an the labourer.
Nice guy Mike,
He always bought us a breakfast barm,
He worked in the oil industry and made good money but missed course company😁
He used to like banter and would take the piss out of us both,
He dyed his hair,
And think maybe hed had hair plugs put in.
I asked him in the van
Was it carpetright fitted his hair,
He looked stunned at first but then roared with laughter.
I like people who can take a joke,
You can normally trust them.
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Two years in the clink for sending a dick pic?!
FFS.
(I say this as a female)
Other blokes have got away with far more (cf. Pk rpe gangs in many towns, for decades).
Not sticking up for the fella, but .. the mind boggles.
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