Yahoo News.

CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)

Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?

1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.

2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.

3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)

4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.

5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.

Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.

No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.

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