CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)
Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?
1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.
2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.
3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)
4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.
5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.
Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.
No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.
Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings
Claudia had better be careful that…
a) Clare Balding doesn’t subject her to an enforced lesbianisation
b) She doesn’t accidentally get a prize at Crufts, with the judges thinking that she’s an Afghan hound or something, although she looks more like a racoọn with that eye makeup.
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Morning Cunt Engine…..I see the presenting team for Crufts includes Ellie Simmonds so will you be watching with a box of tissues?
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Ps, I wonder what kind of dog she has? It would be funny if it was something huge like a mastiff that she rode like a horse.
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Is she Kennel Club Registered?
Was she ‘trotted’ round the Crufts ring?
Her hair is as ridiculous as that other orange cunt, Trump’s.
Is she also a (Vietnam) Draft Dodger?
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She always gives off lesbian vibes to me. Imagine her and Angela Eagle “at it”. A nice thought at breakfast time.
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Brilliant header pic!
Her face looks like it’s melting, no wonder she pulls her hair forward.
Get a niqab, woman, and spare the rest of us.
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In my opinion she has her hair like that so she can use airpods without giving away the fact that she’s a cunt.
Morning all.
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Ah Claudia, the face that sunk a thousand ships. Get a fucking grip with those ridiculous shampoo adverts. You should be flogging hair dye instead. Annoying cunt.
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Didn’t she melt on of her own children on Bonfire Night some years back?
Anyway she looks like a mummified Cleopatra that’s been dropped head first down a chimney.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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My memory hasn’t failed me..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32723504
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Claudia! Phwoar! Isn’t she great? Fantastic looking, brilliant voice, dead clever, witty, utterly fascinating.,, She’s more than a national treasure, she is a Betty Grable for our times.I think she would make a marvellous Prime Minister. Never mind the King, Claudia would be just the person to get The Donald back on our side. He would not be able to resist.
Good morning, everyone.
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The perfect partner for Russell Brand.
They could administer lethal doses of heroin to each other.
Good morning 👍
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P. S . O/T. I see that peace talks between the USA and Iran have broken down.
Bomb baby bomb 💣💥
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