are cunts.
A short but brutal cunting of British vital infrastructure..
South West Water (SWW) has pleaded guilty to supplying water unfit for human consumption after a parasitic outbreak in Devon.
The prosecution was brought by the Drinking Water Inspectorate (DWI) after the incident left four people hospitalised and more than 140 confirmed cases of cryptosporidium in and around Brixham, Devon, in May 2024.
These companies are owned by foreign investors who couldn’t give a fairground fuck for anything but profits for shareholders.
It’s possible it’s all coincidental but the sheer amount of problems with our water supply can’t possibly have anything to do with the millions of brown vermin that infect our towns and cities can it?
We’ve reached population overload and disease and higher taxes are inevitable for a slum nation.
Expect the plague.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
We haven’t constructed a new reservoir since 1992, just a few years before that rictus grinning cunt Blair opened the floodgates for ever.
But good news, nine are planned before the year 2050, maybe put them next to the 1.5 million houses labour promised.
By that time everyone who isn’t black or brown, will look that colour due to lack of running water.
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Those reservoirs are part of that cunt Miliband’s green agenda.
They are meant to located in the lake district and Highlands of Scotland (AONB) and staged as one high and one low to utilise hydroelectric power.
The immediately obvious setback here is that the dumb cunt thinks that the power generated by the hydroelectric side of the equation by day will be used to pump the water from the lower reservoir back up hill by night.
Only one minor problem with this. The pumps required to shunt the water back up hill are fucking massive. Like the size of a shipping container fucking massive, with a three phase supply that will drain the local grid. And you’ll need lots of them in series.
That’s the level of retarded fuckwittery you get with Labour.
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Awful.
The people of Devon have long been known to carry parasites.
Itchy arses due to worms.
So they dont need more put in their drinking water by unscrupulous
Water companies.
Luckily, we here have water from the Peak District.
Beautiful, crystal clean,
Without parasitic bacteria.
For that we have to go to Rochdale.
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The people of Devon may as well just drink straight from the toilet bowl.
Makes no difference.
Great Scott, I will never have a cream tea there.
Dont wash your hands.
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Is it not simply a case of a Robertson’s (who, as we all know, swim like stones) falling into a reservoir and getting stuck in the filter?
Darkıes poison everything they come into contact with…reservoirs, political systems, western counties, etc.
Good morning to one and all.
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The international Robber Barons that ran up billions in “dividends”,saddled the companies with debt then simply fucked off again must be laughing like drains from their mansions.
Mind you,they probably know that Britain is fast becoming a Third World Shithole so what does it matter?
Vote Uniparty so they can finish the job and Americans can watch adverts for Water Aid starring Lord Khan of the Dysentery Caliphate of Londonistan.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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This is turning out to be a great year for the High Mufti of Khuntistan.
As well as his ennoblement, the bus driver’s son will be celebrating his 10th wedding anniversary and his wife’s 18th birthday.
Strangely, his wife’s maiden name is Khan as well. Quite a coincidence.
Alan’s Snackbar.
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Now now, Khan was merely himself the victim of forced marriage.
From my observations I’ve long suspected that he prefers khock.
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Devon cream teas.
Which way round is it?
Is it sewage on top of cream or cream on top of sewage?
I can never remember.
I went to Devon once.
It rained.
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Water companies lose millions of litres of water every day because of leaking pipes.
In a country where it pisses down with rain almost every day there should never be a water shortage, but 3 days in Britain without rain is declared as a drought and hosepipe bans are enforced.
It doesn’t take much intelligence to work out that if water is able to escape from underground pipes then all sorts of shit can also enter the pipes and cause contamination.
Water companies spend an awful lot of time and an awful lot of consumer’s money in patching up their ancient pipework.
Replace, don’t repair, you silly cunts.
Good morning.
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The docudrama “Dirty Business” tells you all you need to know…
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One of the very few things we miss following our move to Bucks from Brum is the water from the Elan valley, so soft we never bothered with salt in the dishwasher. Kettles never furred up and we first saw a rim in the wash basin after pulling the plug following our move down here. The reservoirs and aqueducts built and paid for of course by Birmingham city council in the days when local authories still had a firm grip on reality.
Annoys me when I hear politicos talking of a shortage of water. Short of water? In the UK? Do fuck off. Might as well say we’re short of P*kis. What we lack are the treatment facilities to sterilise and make it safe. Come to think of it you could say the same of the P*ki problem.
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I drank a glass of tap water in London once.
I won’t ever make a mistake a silly as that again.
I’m lucky enough to live in a part of the country where the tap water is pretty good and from an area of natural beauty.
However I still prefer to filter it or use bottled water instead. Although bottled water is full of micro plastics.
So you can’t win can you.
The over reliance on Victorian era infrastructure in this country is biting us on the arse with increasing regularity.
It’s a good job we’re importing so many, architects, scientists and engineers because they’ll be needed.
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What I’ve always done whether it makes any difference whatsoever is run water for quite a while before drinking it, or filling the kettle. Even if it’s to wait for it to get colder for the taste. I laugh when people come home after being away for a few days and put a glass under the tap and drink water that’s been sitting in the pipes for days.
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Like Cornwall, Devon has its fair share of surfers.
Or aqua hippies.
These cunts spend the day
Immersed in sewage then come out the sea and drink tainted water.
They cant get ill enough!
Although they deserve it.
Complete fantasists,
In VW campers, long hair,
Gnarly dude,
Look.
This isnt california.
Your not some west coast blonde hedonist.
Your a dipshit from the home counties.
Get back in VirusWagon and stop talking bollocks,
Maaaan.
Here, have a bottle of water for the journey.
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These clowns couldn’t run a village bring and buy sale.Full gravy train oven Unkle.
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The answer is clear, import a rabies epidemic. Everyone would avoid water. Bills would come right down. The cunts who run the water companies would be totally fucked.
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Whether the waters full of shit or not, I prefer it fizzy and cold with a kick in it, rather than still and warm.
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Sarah Miles the former English actress who prefers to drink her own piss is still with us. Maybe that’s the way to go for safety. I used to fancy her when younger being of a similar age. Not now she’s riddled with piss.
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She probably smells likes a eighteenth century tannery these days Sammy.
But as you say, extremely fuckable in her day.
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Seeing Thames Water on the side of the van made me want to laugh, especially what’s flown through it for centuries. Even filtered must give off quite a kick. The thing is the majority of us become immune to it regardless and have to thank ourselves lucky we’re still alive.
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