is a cunt.
Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let’s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:
Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
Ps
Ive just split my head open.
Low doorway,
Because architects think everyones built like R2D2.
Claret running down my bald nut.
All over my hands.
Went an dropped off the labourer who seemed suspiciously lacking in sympathy and went to morrisons to get the dog some pork ribs.
Got some right funny looks!!
Pensioners moving out of my way,
Didnt reply to my cheery Hello👋
Toddlers hiding behind mummys skirt
Dont let jihadi john get me mummy!
Had to go in the khazi and wash of the blood.
Ive coated the top of my slightly misshapen nut in Germolene.
That cures everything from splinters to bowel cancer.
Throbs a bit.
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