I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out..
Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry.
“Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the end of a difficult divorce. She was unfit and unhappy and turned to ChatGPT for advice on diet, supplements and skincare. She had no idea she would fall in love.
Barry is a chatbot. He lives on an old model of ChatGPT, one that its owners OpenAI announced it would retire on 13 February”..
Words almost fail me for the sheer level of cuntish lunacy involved here.
But let us wish Barry well,he’s been switched off so won’t get bollockéd for forgetting to put the grey bin out again.
R2-D2 Oven
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
That Wuthering Heights is absokute shit.
A block of wood with a bouffant called Jacob Elordi plays Heatcliff. With about as much menace as Muffin The Mule. Of course, he’s the latest knicker wetter for daft wimmin. But, he’s like Engelbert Humperdinck with a lobotomy.
Then there’s Margot Robbie. An in her 30s (shit) actress, playing an 18 year old Catherine Earnshaw very badly as usual. And, the film itself? Mummy porn vacant Fifty Shades shite. The major character of Hindley has been erased from the story., and it’s just so far removed from the original story of unrequited love and a cycle of generational abuse. Turning classic English literature into low rent smut with incredibly crap actors, Emerald Fennel is a fucking cunt. She has to be with a name like that.
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