is a cunt.
2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.
When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.
This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.
I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.
I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.
I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.
I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.
We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.
Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.
It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.
We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.
We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.
Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.
Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.
Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.
And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.
Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?
Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?
So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.
There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.
But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.
When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.
For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
Maybe all us Brits now living abroad have fucked things up?
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What with “Irish bars” and bingo?
No I distinctly remember picking Greece as a destination due to its wonderful chip shops and bar life…………
Yes they have fucked things up and cant be arsed to speak local either which boils my piss!
We have an ex pat here, spent 10 years in Spain and I speak more Spanish than him, and I have been there what 70 days in total?
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Me and the wife both speak Spanish, its a must where we live, very rural, inland. But we know people who have lived here 20 years plus who still can’t even read a menu
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Morning TAC/all.
If you do come back to Blighty, you’ll be more than welcome to pay me a visit in Royal Wootton Bassett for a coffee and a chinwag.
Don’t believe anything MNC or Liberal Liquidator say – it’s just pure conjecture that the last anyone heard of Jack the Cunter, he and Ethel were paying me a visit.
Their remains are not buried under my Fred West Tribute Memorial Patio, honest.
What time can I expect you?
I’ll get the kettle on.
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I’m in Malta right now and it’s full of yanks…😩. the typical collegiate gang with with gobby teachers yelling ‘over here’ and the kids all saying ‘gee look at that,like it’s over 70 years old’ I didn’t think that many even knew where Europe was 🇪🇺 … stick to Disneyland ya goddam hillbillies ok dawwwwg …hope they don’t go to mdina the silent city 😖
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Just stay away from all the suicidal countries that embraced the new religion of diversity..
If I want to see troops of monkeys, I will go on safari not go to Oxford Street..
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Even the days of a British hotel staffed with Polish whores and Romanian thieves are now gone. Now, it’s Hussein and Sayed welcoming you into the dreary, cold foyer. It’s no better in France which is ramadammed with darkîes from yesteryear’s Afrikan colonies. In the States, it’s all wetbacks or central American mules in the service industry. NZ and Australia have a few natives, but who wants to be served by those boguns or aggressively-positive Convicts? It makes you pine for the days of poor British Fawlty service.
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Went to Italy last year,stayed in Verona,very few wógs about and not overcrowded despite it being “high season”..
Venice was,of course,fucking packed but again not too many vermin.
Travelled down the Riviera from Genoa,thoroughly enjoyable,saw one wôg hassling some locals and also some sort of cut-purse dark key..
Overall very enjoyable and never felt in any sort of peril at all,even in the alleys of Genoa old town…plus I got to wheel out my somewhat rusty Italiano.
Went to Rome couple of years back,unbelievably rammed and all major tourist spots filled with pakis selling water and assorted shit.
Plenty of heavily armed police and military knocking about.
Judith Chalmers,eat your heart out.
Good morning.
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” i want to stay in a chinese hotel and eat chinese food”…
🤮
Tummy full of pan fried bats an rice
On a 4ft stained single mattress as the salmonella Kicks in.
No thanks.
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Ive been to Europe.
It was rubbish.
France, Holland and Belgium.
Three shitpits ill never return to.
The only way a Englishman should travel abroad is wearing a pith helmet, red tunic and a rifle over his shoulder.
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Also, this learning a foreign language?
Waste of time.
Dont pander to them!
They can speak English
Just being obstinate like all foreigners.
Funny they can miraculously understand
‘ im not paying’
And during WW2 they understood
“stop or ill shoot”.
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