Can be cunts.
Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, Rachel Reeves. ‘Christ’ says she, ‘you’re weird, you’ (which is good, coming from the woman who gets hot under the collar watching that cunt Monty Don polishing his prize cucumber on ‘Gardener’s World’).
In all honesty however, I have to admit that she’s not wrong. The fact is, I hate Rachel Reeves the Labour politician and all she stands for, on top of which, she has to be the most useless Chancellor of the Exchequer of all time. The problem is that in spite of that, and in spite of the fact that she’s absolutely no looker, I find her as sexy as fuck; don’t ask me why, I just do. I reckon that he’s hotter than a navvy’s armpit.
It’s a strange attraction right enough, and I can’t explain it. I was seriously thinking of cunting myself for this perversion, but then I started to wonder whether such a taste was actually all that odd. For instance, my pal Big Al once owned up that he ‘wouldn’t say no’ to Nicola Sturgeon (yes, I know). Then there’s a very old female friend of mine who admitted (as we were on our third bottle of wine) that pug-ugly Geordie lad Jimmy Nail would be in luck if the chance ever presented itself. ‘Bloody hell, he’s really rough’ I said. ‘Yes’ she replied, licking her lips lasciviously; ‘really rough in an Armani suit’. Then there’s another old friend of mine who owned to fancying (get this) Gordon fucking Brown. ‘I want to be re-incarnated as his underpants’ she admitted, and she wasn’t joking; honestly, I kid you not.
So I’m wondering if I am indeed odd, or pretty much the same as everybody else. Are strange attractions a cunt? Come on cunters, what do you think, and who will you own up to having a weird hard-on for, under cover of the anonymity of IsAC? Tell your Uncle Ron all.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
I used lo like Nerys Hughes in The Liver Birds.
Alison Steadman in Abigail’s Party also gave me the raging horn in the old days.
And, I recall an absolutely appalling ITV sitcom called That’s My Boy. It starred Molly Sugden and it was shit of the highest order.
However, the young wife who was in it. I wanted to shag her to Kingdom Come.
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Starmer is attracted to dodgy peers who are in turn attracted to even dodgier sex offenders. This latest one, Lord Matthew Doyle, even looks like Rolf Harris.
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Gordon Brown?!
I hope she was recaptured very quickly.🤣
But, I might be able to go one or two better, Ron.
My auntie fancied both Meat Loaf and Lawrie McMenemy.
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What about those wimminz that suffer with hybristophobia? They get sexual or romantic arousal from criminals. It’s the appeal of the “Bad Boy,” anpparently. Even murderers often doing a long jail sentence. From the Birdman to Ted Buddy, he had hundreds of admirers. Just goes to show that many women are wired.
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That’s weird in English.
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Women are mostly twats, alas.
Always saying things along the lines of ‘I just want a nice guy’. By which they mean they want a nice guy (a cuckold, a simp)…to pay for stuff for them whilst they go off banging the afformentioned bad guys.
Then they wonder why decent men are refusing to get married or even bother dating.
Modern young women will grow into middle age, barren, childless, lonely, empty winebox-guzzling alkies, their only male companionship a cat who will eat their flesh when they die of cirrhosis aged 53.
Unless they stop emasculating men and be less cunty to us.
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Strange attractions? Claire Sweeney gets my vote.
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Surprised nobody has mentioned Jess Philips and Analease Dodds. Some people don’t know good taste when they see it!
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Strange(ish) attractions?
When the Slater family arrived in DeadEnders, most blokes fancied Kat the Slapper or her sister/daughter/whatver Zoe, or the other one (can’t remember her name right now).
However, Little Mo was my personal choice. I saw the actress who played her on the theatre long before the TV role. It was a Shakespeare play, and she was very good. She was also way more sexy than her mouse-like Walford character. Pic from theatre production below…
https://www.geocities.ws/nugentrussell/kacey06.jpg
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