The dullest cunt on earth, surely?
‘I thought I was talking to Charlie Hunnam and Nicky Byrne online – I handed over £250,000’
Yes, never mind cunts falling off cliffs taking selfies, driving round Iran to meet the locals, living in Afghanistan to educate the locals, smuggling drugs into Asian shitholes etc, here we have the ultimate moron:-
Jennifer Barton who had on-line relationships with the stars who apparently needed money. She sold her house and gave the fuckers £250 000 in total.
I admit that I havent a fucking clue who these ‘stars’ are but she apparently did.
Can any cunter find a more moronic fucker?
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Fuck me! how often do people get her to pull their finger?
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I’m assuming she’s now living in a vulnerable adult unit as she must have handed over her two braincells along with all her money.
What a weapons-grade muppet!
I’m unable to muster even an atom of sympathy.
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I love this nom. 😁
Like Jenny im convinced half of Hollyweird and popstars fancy me,
Difference being i dont send them hundreds of thousands.
I play hard to get. 👍
What a fuckin mitmot
Hahaha
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Mis,
I checked my junk mail recently, Gone are the days of random women asking me for no strings sex.
Its walk in baths, mobility aids, and caravan park holidays.
Cant wait for those A listers to start calling! (Nigerians have given up).
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😂👍
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The old order changeth giving place to new.
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There is a bunch of people out there who will waste any opportunity or bit of good luck they ever get. Nothing you can do for them. I guess for the sake of decency you just try to prevent them starving.
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I’ve been getting scammed since I was sixteen. It’s called taxes, you work hard and pay in, then some faceless cunt gives it to a inbred,savage pàki..
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Rather than where it should be spent Baz. I drove a sixty-mile round trip across the county yesterday.The roads are in a state which I would have expected to see in a third world shithole not so long ago with potholes now graduating into fucking tank traps. Strangely though there doesn’t seem to be any problem finding funds for chicanes and humps.
Vote Reform folks, stick it to the bastards.
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Dead right Barry. Even council tax is a piss take when local councils start the ” we support all sorts of scum” ye but not with my money. Cunts.
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Those nominated recently seem suffering from cerebral shrinkage.
In the last few days we’ve had James Sheehy, Idiot mountaineers, Jason Blades and now this patsy with the negative IQ.
Is it possible for the human race regress any further?
I suppose Andrew Mountbraindead-Windsor proves that it is.
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Andrew Battenberg knows no better. He is a product of his birth and the lavish fawning of lackeys and lickspittles since day one of his existence.
Mangledbum should know better but developed into the lying treacherous gaylord he became (three times he was sacked from high office) and those that appointed the ‘Prince of darkness’ really should have known better.
As for this no-mark in the nom, well I’ve just shit away more brain cells than thing possessed. Feet first into a runaway nuclear fusion reactor core please.
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Don’t my sides are hurting 🤣… I’m sorry but you have got a grade ‘A’ moron here 😖 and I’m gutted I didn’t have the chance to ☎️ her before those other ‘stars’ shafted her one after the other FFS .. I’ll bet they’re gutted she wasn’t worth a couple of million 🤪…come on Leonardo give me that fucking phone it’s my turn for a dabble with the Muppet 😧 and I hope she didn’t do more than serve the morning tea within the NHS imagine if she was in charge of the meds 😩… don’t laugh at me,coz I’m a fool 🎶
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Actually when I think about it the amount of money I have invested in the promise of sex, I might not be in a position to comment on this nom without being guilty of gross hypocrisy😳
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” NHS worker Jennifer “. Lets hope she’s not in charge of anything more than a mop and bucket,
Even then,she ought to have supervision.
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I actually have a bit of sympathy for the woman. She is obviously incredibly lonely, which makes her vulnerable and therefore easy pickings for bounders and cads.
People like her are so desperate for a loving relationship or just any kind of recognition that they even exist, they’ll do very silly things. Up to and including flogging everything they own.
If you have ever been in a relationship with someone who has these personality traits, you’ll understand exactly how fragile they are.
I had a wonderful temporary relationship in Norwich with a sweet, thoughtful and kind woman who had just never met the right man.
When I had to move on to the next project, she offered to remortgage her house to buy me a Lotus and to live the rest of my life as a kept man.
I couldn’t do that to her. Because I’m not that kind of cunt.
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Did you keep her phone number?
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V, comendable.
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People need to set their romantic assumptions a little lower.
I’d never assumed those money begging emails from Jennifer Aniston and Bella Hadid were genuine, but the one from Kerry Katona was.
£250 I sent her and she came round my house, did some cleaning and administered a wonderful blow job.
Result!
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O/T, A church in Southall burns down ” cause unknown”..🤔
https://www.gbnews.com/news/london-southhall-church-fire
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Regards the nom :
A fool and her money…!
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It was a halal fire, DS.
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I saw the photo and thought the nom was going to be about Rick Wakeman.
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Hahaha 😂
It is as well.
Uncanny
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Women are like children. We should have the Saudi legal system for dealing with them.
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Except not fun, funny or innocently cute, like children.
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