Anyone feeling emotionally distressed or suicidal can call Samaritans for help on 116 123 in the UK.
The link takes cunters to a story based on a recent Sky News report in which Fraser, a pimply teenage lad with a boat race like a tragedy mask (blimey he looks just like his daddy) has got all hurty hurty after seeing some cunt blow his own head off with a handgun producing an explosion of blood. No fart phones in my day but we were all blood thirsty little beggars and had there been I am sure we would have blue toothed the clip all over the neighbourhood. “Cor Chris have a butcher’s at this”.
We had an ATC (Army Training Corps) and an AFTC (Air Force Training Corps) at school and the only reason lads joined them was to have a blast with big guns and go on exercises once a year to Norway. A few more homicidal lads went on to join the SAS and various Commando Units. All good fun. No PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) about in those days.
In the Sky News clip it beggars belief to see some traumatised little tosser burying his sobbing head into his daddy’s chest while they both cry their eyes out. Fuck me. Grow a coupla pair. Jesus wept. Come to think of it Big J came to a bit of a sticky end but let’s not dwell on that, for over 18s only with preceding trigger warnings in place.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.
I suspect Mandelson spied for cash.
Poland has insinuated as such.
If hes leaked anything about the US Trump will go bananas.
Rodney Starmfuhrer would be in deep shit.
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You know who else’ll go bananas?
David Lammy 🐵
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You`re too much, TCE.
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You ever wonder why Lammy, Dianne Abbot and Dawn Butler can’t be in the same room at the same time, P🍑M?
Much like Siamese fighting fish, it’s a fact that three jıgabọos in close proximity will automatically start twerking then shagging each other whilst gnawing on either some KFC or the butchered arm of a tribal rival.
They can’t help themselves.
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I feel sorry for Lammy Thomas.
As a kid he was in the
Middle of a ugly custody battle between Jane Goodall and David Attenborough.
And cant do certain things without cruel jokes.
Cant go to the top of the Empire state building.
Cant ride in a pickup with Clint Eastwood.
Cant ride horseback without causing panic.
Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty…
See?
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We’re too hard on poor Lammy.
The guy was ahead of his time on cross-party political compromise and could, in his early days, be seen to be in the presence of senior Tory M.P.s working out budgetary defecits.
Here he is with a young Micharl Heseltine:
https://share.google/dU7IxvphEvmBsIhrq
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Safe pic.
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Herbie too.
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If Lammy goes to the top of the Tower Hamlets council building with Angela Rayner in tow, it’d look like a real life Donkey Kong.
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Organ mcweeny took the bullet for Chief Dalek.
My fault. All my fault.
Blame me!
Wonder how much he’ll be paid?
Rubbish as a advisor.
Almost as if he was playing a joke on Kier.
‘ first thing you should do is attack pensioners
Nobody likes them!’
Secondly attack the farmers.
Those shitkickers are due a shoeing.
Itll be a vote winner! 👍
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