The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.
It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..
“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.
A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.
Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..
A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?
Oh…hang on..
“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.
The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.
Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.
And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”
Quite a remarkable situation.
Rammed full of foreign cunts then.
Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Amazingly the cunts mentioned have no problem with remembering large blocks of text from the Koran.
Some can recite the entire fucking book, word for word.
They just get confused with The Highway Code.
Good morning!
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Is there a single facet of Britain that isn’t getting fucked over by foreign darkıes and their quisling white enablers?
Not to worry, ϟϟtarmer will soon be drafting young white men to fight Russia and the non-drafted pakı and nıgger invaders can finally usurp power.
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The Highway Code overall stopping distances have to be learned.
Fucking bizarre when they were calculated in about 1931 for cars with dodgy drum brakes and they haven’t been changed since.
Overall stopping distance when driving at 70mph is stated as….. 96 meters!
And apparently that’s for a car with good brakes, tyres and suspension, driven by an alert driver in good conditions.
At least double that (200 meters plus) for when it’s wet, and 10 times that in icy conditions, but not necessarily on ice.
That’s an entire kilometer to apparently stop your car from 70 mph, and you are told to leave that distance from the car in front of you.
How long do these cunts think that roads are?
If you want people to read and learn stuff then at least make it accurate.
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Another one that has always annoyed me is the ‘Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre’ rule.
Yes, use your mirror. But the whole point of using your mirror is to see what is behind you.
If there is nothing behind you and nothing else either in front or around you then who the fuck are you signalling to?
You would get marked down in a normal driving test for not using your indicators on every occasion, and marked down on an advanced driving test if you did.
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Due to me not knowing the foggiest idea in the first place of how to pass a driving test, its most likely this cheating wouldn’t be going on near me because there aren’t anyone of the aforementioned foreigners living within the vicinity of my small town.
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It is funny how all these things start happening more regularly, as this country fills up with foreign filth..
Third worlders shouldn’t be allowed to drive on our roads until they have taken 1000 driving lessons..
Take that pàki mayor khan, how the fuck can he see what’s coming down the road, with that zeppelin between his cross eyes.
Plus the midgèt can’t see over the steering wheel.
Stick to buses and trains you foreign scum..
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Fiddling the driving test is just one manifestation of a much wider problem with these people. They lie and cheat as naturally as they draw breath. They have no moral standards of any kind and no such thing as a conscience. They regard the basic rules of civilisation as not applicable to them and something they have to get round. Furthermore they are adherents of a cult which doesn’t just fail to deprecate such behaviour but actively encourages it. Examples are legion.
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Might as well allow rabid dogs into the country whilst they’re at it.
They could be thinking of finger printing the foreign scum for the driving.
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That’s me done for the day, unless I get knocked down from my bicycle by one of these pretend foreign driving cunts passing through.
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“Import the Third World and become the Third World”..
Never more apt as yet another facet of Britain struggles to cope with the feral ways of the paki and gyppo.
No doubt the rotten cunts turn up for the test in a ‘Motability scheme” Mercedes.
What a mess.
Good morning.
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cunts approaching a round about who get in the right hand lane to go straight on, onto a single lane carriageway
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