The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.
It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..
“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.
A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.
Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..
A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?
Oh…hang on..
“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.
The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.
Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.
And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”
Quite a remarkable situation.
Rammed full of foreign cunts then.
Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
OT, Just seen bits of Glasgow Rangers vs Hearts.
Rangers? It looked like a tribe from the Congo to me.
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Yes Norman.
Looks like the Hearts title fairy tale is coming to an end although hopefully not.
Much prefer it to be Rangers mind you than the usual poppy burning Fenian cunts
40 years since either of those two didn’t win the league title up there.
Was a time when Dundee United and Aberdeen were punching well above their weight in Jockland and in European competitions.
Something Gerry Adams FC have failed repeatedly to do for 50 years.
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Usual suspects. Again.
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It’s astonishing who they let drive. Whether these simpletons are British or foreign turds, some of them are as thick as whale shit. These morons are the reason why they put instructions on shampoo bottles. Many of these shitbirds, especially the Chînkzillas and muslamîc cunts, barely have a test to obtain a licence in their home shite-holes. Perhaps they still think they ought to be driving on the wrong sides. The irony that a lot of these East Euros and Iqbals are driving Tesco delivery lorries or taxi-driver rapîsts is strange.
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Don’t know if you see this in UK, but across the pond if you buy frozen pizza the first instruction is to remove from packaging before cooking.
Fuck me, if you are that stupid, Darwin should be allowed to take over.
It appears the latest pandemic is dumbfuckery and there’s no jab for that.
As for drivers, everyone should have to learn to drive in a manual with no fucking back up cameras or beeps. Letting morons sit behind the wheel of a ton or so of steel just seems like asking for trouble.
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I was looking at a “land rover scrap yard” (new type not real ones) and I noted a distinct shortage of rear light clusters that indicates either a blind spot or they are driven by cunts.
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Driving tests…
Wait until the press finds out about the ringers that they hire to sit their degree exams (and I’m talking UK looniversities here).
Have you never wondered why so many of the enrichers holding accredited UK qualifications are so spectacularly fucking useless in their supposed specialist fields, even factoring in the toytownification of the Universities?
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like this?
In a Sept. 20 statement, opens new tab, the NMC said it had uncovered widespread suspected exam fraud at the Yunnik Technologies Test Centre in Ibadan, Nigeria.
It said 48 professionals already on the NMC register, as well as 669 applicants to the register, were believed “more likely than not” to have achieved their scores in a computer-based test (CBT) fraudulently.
The 48 registered nurses suspected of fraud will be assessed by an independent review panel.
Another 467 registered nurses and midwives who took the CBT at Yunnik, but who aren’t suspected of fraud, will still be required to retake the test.
hopefully this one got nipped in the bud
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