I think this is the last of the Christmas related noms. Fill yer boots – NA.
The blight of every fucking Christmas CD ever.
The original rich socialist hippy speaking down to us plebs.
And that screechy bint – “and a velly mellly chrismaaaas”
He was an ugly, scrawny cunt with stupid glasses and I’m glad someone shot him. Probably a spurned gay ex-shag.
The Beatles were shit and he made them twenty times shitter with his left wing crap.
Odious foul creature of filth from Satan’s unwiped arsehole.
Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm
A cunt for all times for sure.
Along with that other gurning cunt Mcartney. ‘Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time’ what an utter arsehole.
And thanks to these cunts, we have to suffer Oasis, the biggest Beatles ‘tribute act’ of all time, FFS.
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Mark Chapman done us a big favour, can you imagine what an insufferable pri ck he would be if he was still alive churning out crap year after year?
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Burn all copies of this utter wank
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Just a camp Scouse arsehole.
I was always convinced he was a four by two but apparently not.
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Him and his fellow composer (ha!) McCartney certainly were strange when it came to women.
Picking ugly women and marrying them.
Any normal young men with millions in the bank and girls throwing themselves at them would……
1). Have a vasectomy.
2). Book a lifetime pass at an STD clinic.
3). Fuck all the top drawer fanny that they could.
A very strange pair.
Good morning!
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I have just done some calculations.
The Beatles were formed in 1960 and even if John Lennon was/is a lightweight when it comes to shagging, was still alive today and could only manage two a day, then he would be up to over 48.000 bunk ups by now.
And that’s not taking into account leap years!
If he has a modest 6 inch cock then that means he would have been in over 4 and a half miles of fanny.
Enough to cover the distance between his home city of Liverpool and Ken Dodd’s Knotty Ash.
His discarded jizz could have filled a spa plunge pool………Probably.
I am sure that Paul McCartney has realised that and now looks back on his wasted marriages with some regret.
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Off topic but President D Trump appears to have ordered US forces to invade a South American shithole. God Bless America.
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Meanwhile Rodney has invited Islam to invade Britain.
Allahu Akbar.
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Apparently to remove the left wing government.
Donald, when you’ve done there send the Gerald Ford here and remove Starmer..🤞
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I have never understood the fascination with their music: it is complete unadulterated shite. At the very least, their early stuff was 60s love songs in the vein of Elvis and Billy Fury that all the silly bints liked but then they got all pretentious and psychedelic with Lennon and McCartney bring hailed as geniuses or some such.
Regarding Lennon himself, he was a wife-beating cunt who abandoned is wife and son, then went with some (equally) talentless Jap and started writing crap that inspired a generation of hippy atheist ‘edgy’ cunts. The only bad thing about his murder (assassination!, like he’s some sort of political figure) was that he became a sort of martyr.
Speaking of McCartney, I will always firmly believe the one parading around is an imposter and the real one died in the 60s.
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Why have the blackjacks been brought up and yanks to make matters worse.
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Think on,if I had stupidly become attached to some hairy Jap banshee then it’s possible that a murder could,by necessity,have taken place.
Hers,in about 1971.
Good morning.
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John did have a strange taste in women, reckon he was hypnotised into marrying that jap oddity bit like that transbumder diddler in a previous nom. Sad day when he was blown away. Melly clistmass.
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Bear Grylls, has got fuck all on Yoko Ono when it comes to survival skills, she has lived off a dead beetle for the last 45 years.
I’m of the opinion Lennon wasn’t wired up right, he had the pick of any bird he wanted, and chose an ugly little yellow bastard like her.
McCartney is no different, I think he had some kind of amputation perversion, when he married that pegleg slag, who then tried to skank him in the divorce court.
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Imagine no john lennon,it’s easy if you try.
Now if mark Chapman can do an encore on yoko.
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Sorry can’t jump on this cunting. For me a major player in the best biggest group/band of all time.. By a long way. Yoko, now that’s different, a talentless ugly cunt.
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Agreed. A lot of Beatle slagging off on here but fuck all in the way of suggestions as to who was consistently better. Perhaps shite like Dave Dee, Dizy, Beaky, Mick and Titch if George Martin had produced them.
If Lennon had had to listen to the fucking Hollies he’d have shot himself. I certainly would have, miserable gratingly unharmonious Manc cunts – Graham Gouldman scripted songs excepted. Agreed, too, about Ono being a dog but I’d have boffed Linda Eastwood/McCartney.
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Never did me no harm so….couldn’t give a toss.
Did think it was smart to let the drummer be the vocalist on the last track of the white album though.
Mornin’ all
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FFS, the old twat is still going..🥱
https://www.music-news.com/news/UK/183861/Paul-McCartney-to-release-new-album-and-tour-UK-in-2026
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