are a cunt.
“Ofcom has told the BBC it has never heard from a pōrn company it has fined £1m for failing to comply with the UK Online Safety Act.”
So they didn’t respond and fined them a further £50,000..
That they will never pay but it keeps penpushing cunts in a job and let’s the uncooked sausage that is the PM waffle on about protecting (?) young people.
The purveyors of pořn offer a service,I’ve never heard of any teenage lad being forced to log onto a pořn website against their will,hormones dictate behaviour at that age and they will find a way to do “extensive research”..
Anyhow the company that faces the ire of Ofcom is registered to an address in Belize,where I assume nobody gives a heavily regulated fuck about the UK govts fines.
No doubt Ofcom will be writing a strongly worded letter to the govt of Belize about this calumny and in 200 years hence will still be awaiting a response.
But at least our govt have taken action!!
The hopeless puritanical cunts.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Damned right UT and good morning.
The sheer arrogance and hubris of Ofcunts is staggering.
I’ll bet when they fined 4chan £20k, those buggers were having a jolly good laugh at their expense.
In fact, I’m a little disappointed in 4chan…they know the best hackers in the world, one presumes…why they haven’t taken down the Ofcunt website is a mystery.
Ofcunt is due for a very bloody nose imminently.
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Problem with unpaid fines from porn merchants?
Simple.
Install a regulator, Ofporn, with a staff of 300.
Hold an enquiry, chaired by a retired judge to report in 10 years time at a cost of £200million.
Government of the day to bin the report and start again.
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You’d need someone to monitor content to be sure it actually was porn
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Are you volunteering?
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Offcunt would be gutted if it knew what a VPN was
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Doubtless all ministers and civil serpents have VPNs, JR.
Thank fuck for the TOR browser.
I’ve been on the dark web for years with no problems whatsoever.
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Oh indeed.
They know its a piece of píss to VPN any troublesome website..
Bit it’s having an unenforceable law that gladdens their mewling vegan hearts.
Anyway I think it’s time for a quick peek at Reddits “30+ girls gone wild” forum from my laptop based in Singapore.
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I feel sorry for modern youth.
Logging onto porn sites.
Age verification
Etc
Not very romantic is it?
It lacks the edge of danger.
Getting caught.
Gimme danger little stranger,
In my day it was hunting grumble magazines in the hedgerows,
At any moment a dog walker could discover you!!
, a massive turn on😍
Id writhe in the grass like a dog in foxshit,
Eyes glazed
Voice guttural
Completely reverted to primitive man.
Till i drained my spuds anyway.
The old ways are best.
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Morning MNC…in the summer of 1982, I (aged 10) got into a 3-way.
A 3-way fight, that is, over possession of a copy of ‘Knave’ we’d found in the fields.
The mag was mostly destroyed during the altercation but we each came away with a few pages of nips and growlers, soon to be well hidden in my bedroom.
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Near where i grew up Thomas,
Was a WHSmiths depot.
Us kids would go up the train tracks behind it,
Climb the fence into their yard
And hunt for pristine jazz mags,
Normally Escort,
Razzle (my fav)
These could be used as a source of school boy income.
Trading for other items of sophistication.
My only venture into the literary world.
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In olden days a glimpse of stocking…..
The similarity between the kween of Downing St and a certain Mrs Whitehouse is striking.
Weak laws are bad laws, and unenforceable ones just an opportunity to provide employment for the useless.
Mornin’ all
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Thank goodness for a government that protects teenage boys from hairy palms and myopia.
It more than makes up for hundreds of English white teenage girls being predated upon, torchured, and murrdurrd, by saddistik Pakistani raypists.
Our children’s safety is indeed in good hands.
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It sounds like ofcom are as impotent, as all the pearl clutching politicians and celebrities crying over Trump snatching up the Venezuelan Ron Jeremy.
All citing international law as if it’s a thing in 3rd world shit-holes..
Maybe they can fine him like ofcom.. good luck with that.
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I can’t help feeling that Kweer should embrace pornography. looking as gormless as Robin Askwith, and mugging even more, there could be a fifth Confessions film (they showed the first four over the holidays on Talking Pictures). Imagine it, gentlemen, Confessions of a Prime Minister, with the usual full frontal nudity provided by Jess Phillips, Harriet Harman, AnalEase Dodds, and top totty like Emily Thornberry and Lisa Nandy. Poor old Kweer chased round the bedroom in his Y Fronts by an outraged “Mr” Phillips wielding a golf club, Kweer humping Emmy on the sofa when His Honour Mr Justice Nugie returns from court, limp wristed quare Chris Bryant, the vicar scared stiff of AnalEase’s nipples. We could start production on Monday.
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Do you need help with the financing WC? I would like to get in on the ground floor. I would respect a huge return on my investment and would be willing to be an assistant director. I can see your movie sweeping the boards at 2027 Oscars. What fun we will have at the post awards ceremony party!
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I’m certain when Our P.M finally gets through to President Trump,having been on hold for 2 days,he’ll be making a firm case for the “rule of international law” by begging him to invade Belize as soon as possible so one of his pet poodles,Ofcom,can burst through the doors of the pořn factory outlet waving a piece of paper with £20,000,000 written on it.
What a bunch of useless windbag Gravy Train cunts.
Linda Lovelaces sword swallowing Oven.
Good afternoon.
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In capturing Venezuela, the Trump administration have allegedly taken control of an estimated $17 billion dollars’ worth of oil. Just under half the value of the U.S national debt and have fucked China and the BRICS nations over in the meantime…
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Yes Thomas, and the BBC is trying to spin that as “Trump is just making a grab for their oil”
“Just”? I think that’s a fairly significant and important thing for him to do.
Lefties the world over want to bemoan oil as the ultimate evil, but it literally provides the basis for everything in their cosseted middle class first world lives, that gives them the luxury to inveigh and protest against the country’s that give them the right to stage those protests. They would prefer this critical resource – the most critical resource in the world – to be controlled by banana republic dictators and maniacal Saudi despots, who would put a bullet in any whimpering lefty’s head without a second thought before proceeding to fuck the world over by holding us to ransom for a resource we pretend we can live without.
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*countries not “country’s” – illiterate WordPress autocorrecting cunt
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Afternoon BD…I’ll be watching with interest what happens to this oil and how it connects with repricing the gold reserves and converting gold to Bitcoin to purposefully crash the dollar so they can pay off the notional debt with, essentially, stolen assetts.
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Ah well that’s where the technical arguments go over my head Thomas – corruption underpins everything in the world, but if my quality of life / the global picture is improved by the right people doing the corrupt shit, I can live with that. I’m all in favour of the US doing the illegal invasions and helping themselves to the booty; much prefer them doing it than any socialists / carpet kissers
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Online safety, sounds good but it’s not all about porn, it’s the evil of misogyny and that extreme far right.
If it’s about children then just ban kids from having the smart phones and access to the internet other than in school.
Not that I give a fuck 😂
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There seems a great degree of confusion in the current government. Apparently Rodney thinks 16 year olds are old enough to vote, but not old enough to look at big knockers and quim. If they are old enough to vote they are old enough to wank themselves silly over nude women.
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Old enough to wank, old enough to watch porn 😂
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I’m not too fussed about porn sites. If Lisa Nandy got her tits out in the house of commons I’d even vote labour.
What does piss me off is that Ofcom view their job through red tinted glasses. I didn’t see them fining the BBC for all the anti Semitic propaganda broadcast.
Ofcom is about as much use as the UN, or the World Health Organization. A bunch of left wing biased cunts.
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I must admit even though she speaks utter garbage these days, the sight of those magnificent Liza orbs , with nipples like giant strawberries, jiggling away might even me vote Labour if I lived in her constituency. Luckily I don’t and for every Liza type titty, you have the piss stained knickers of a Jess Phillips or Stella Creasy – imagine having to look at Creasy’s clapped up out wrinkled tits.
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Can’t wait for them to send the Capita debt collection boot boys to go and get their bit…in Belize.
The phrase ‘Identified only through dental records’ springs to mind.
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You lads were fortunate, all I could manage to see was cleavages and short skirts. Sometimes that worked well, imagining what was under there and that was enough for my imagination to run wild. I’ve never wanted males interfering whilst I’m looking at the ladies, always preferring the solo act, just performing for me alone.
I’ve saved all the sites I could find that are still available since the ban and what makes me laugh is the beastiality porn sites are still available in abundance.
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Monty Python’s Flying Circus took the piss out of this many years ago.
A load of harrumphing bumbling cunts. In an organisation called ‘The society for putting things on top of other things.’
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Seriously the porn companies should be putting their content behind age verification without the government needing to act.
The online safety act was never about protecting kids from porn but the porn providers gave the government a handy excuse to curtail access to anything they see fit.
Extreme porn isn’t healthy for young minds but this government isn’t healthy for anyone.
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Porn Hub down 77% in the UK.
Hardly surprising, with this government. Every cunt is do depressed they have lost all interest.
Still PH as really gone downhill since covid.
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One of the things I have never understood is how Bills get enacted when there is no clear statement as to where the resources will come form for enforcement. The whole fucking system is a farce.
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For every bill enacted, one should be repealed, that would be the first law I would pass when I am in charge.
As for OFCOMM I think they are mainly staffed by ex BBC types, so a bunch of cunt used to dictating the narrative. Sadly in the real world issuing a fine to a company located in a South American shitehole will only work if backed up by a Carrier Task Force moored just off shore.
Sadly OFCOMM/BBC are a bunch of lefty cunts who were taught at school that there are ‘no winners ‘ as everyone is a ‘winner’.
Wankers one and all.
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Quite so LDC.
The mad cunts could enact a law banning penguins from Antarctica but who’s going to enforce it?
The ghost of Earnest Shackleton?
No disrespect to the man,a true legend and all round hard case.
Much like the OFCOM and its boss.
Goody gumdrops.
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OFCOM started life as a means of dissuading broadcasters from too many ‘fucks’. And now look at it, behaving like World Police fining everyone it has nothing to do with left right and centre for its self-declared and governed whims.
Sounds a bit like what the EU has turned into since the Common Market doesn’t it?
Now I wonder whose brainchild OFCOM originally was… oh wouldn’t you know, Tony FUCKING CUNT ARSEHOLE DEMON Blair.
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THE STENCH AND EVIL DOINGS OF THE BLAIR CREATURE ARE STILL AMONGST US AND BLIGHT THE WORLD..!
VERY DANGEROUS..!
https://institute.global/
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A sad truth DS the shadow of the Blair darkens many things to this day. Hideous skank hope the bastard was exorcised before they let him in the Catholic Church
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Incurable cancer is a suitable punishment for that twat..!
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Dreaming up pointless laws when often the existing legislation covers the latest political panic, a cheap way of showing the great unwashed that our blessed leaders are actually doing something. Cheap and effective, fucking pathetic load of bollocks, all our legal system needs to worry about is the cursed uman rights act as that masterful piece of stale dogshit trumps all.
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Law’s,
Will be changed and used to stop Nigel Farage getting anywhere near no 10.
He and reform will be:
Ridiculed.
Slandered.
Spyed upon.
Phones will be tapped.
Financial records falsified.
Sexual preferences exposed.
You get the picture..!
Democracy does not exist in GB.
In some respects, when the cousin shaggering child rapist’s gain power in GB that will be more democratic than the cunts we have in power now. From chimpy Charlie dowards it is corrupt and definitely not a fucking democracy..!
You have been lied to for years..!
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