is a cunt. Stop adding isn’t she ok or I will bin it. I have said before, but for clarification this is a nomination page not a fucking rhetorical quiz. C.A.
What the dickens is this thing? Imagine the least feminine woman you can. It looks like somebody stuck a maltezer on top of a withered marmoset monkey and used twiglets as arms. Not being quite ugly enough, she wears a lezza ring through both snot-nostrils. Street, inni’.
She was in some Wizard of Oz spinoff and is now playing Jeezus in Jesus Christ Superstar. Erivo said that her performances in are inherently political simply because she is a black, queer woman…. zzzzzz.
Apparently, she was born in London. Her full name is Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo. That must be Anglo-Saxon. Despite being… erm, British, she’s taken roles that are African American. Isn’t that a bit cultural appropriating? When can I throw my name into the ring to play MLK? When can I audition for junkie Whitney Houston? Can I safely prepare for Lammy: The musical?
Just what we need in an overcrowded ugly/black/lezza world: another ugly/ black/ muffin-munching lipstick butch bulldog.
Nominated Captain Magnanimous, link by C.A.
a load of boxes tucked right there, so rest assured ‘she’ will soon receive a gilt edged multi year BBC contract to present brainless shit shows such as the one show.
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tucked…..ticked. fucking phone.
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Not my joke, but…black Nosferatu!
I wonder who’ll have the worst osteoperisis when they’re an old lady out of this freak or her partner in cinema crime Ariana Grande?
Both look like the’ve been in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
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Monster monster
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I did watch half an hour of ‘Wicked’, as I do have a soft spot for the original ‘Wizard of Oz’.
But I like my mythical fantasy lands like I want my England: entirely free of nıģgers. And, much like any 4* hotel, the once wonderland land of Oz is now crawling with them.
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It is David Lammy wearing a very tight corset on his “journey” to transitioning to a chick with a dick. That’s how Rodney likes his “men”
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She was painted green, isn’t that racist, surely she should be proud to be black. Painting a white woman black wouldn’t go down well, they should have found a white woman to paint green, black is black!
It looks odd, clearly the reason she is a victim isn’t because of her skin colour.
Erivo, sound like something MNC would drive.
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Morning Soi/all.
It’s amazing the paint held. Painting over dark varnish never yields good results.
Maybe they had to sand her down one layer and spray on a primer?
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Morning Thomas, yes it would have taken a few coats to make sure the black didn’t show thought. I doubt that dulux one coat would cut the mustard
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Stripping down and making good old surfaces. That’s before Wessy got down to it with his make up box and lippy.
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Year ago I worked on a concert that involved a well known black American blues artist,had it in his rider that no green spotlights to be shone or used on him during his performance he said it made him look like Kermit the frog,at least he had a sense of humour
Still was a bit of a cunt
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I do hope that she does something about her fingernails before she engages in any of her lezzy shenanigans.
One over enthusiastic thrust and she could remove an overy.
She could also easily slice off a clit or even an entire piss flap.
It doesn’t bear thinking about.
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My thoughts were much the same as Thomas’s. It’s the new reimagining of Nosferatu. Easier to film, no makeup needed.
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Morning CM…I loved her in ‘Salem’s Lot’ too:
https://share.google/ockioKeNaxpcpbQMt
Safe pic.
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The resemblance is uncanny, Thomas.
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Oh yes, I loved the staking scene in that film when Mr Barlow threw a seven.
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Whoever this schwarz nonentity is, I hope she scratch’s here self to death and starts on her snatch firstly.
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She’ll perform FGM on herself if she scratches a clopper itch.
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Just another space lizard that didn’t read the instructions before donning it’s human skin suit.
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Brilliant, and with no copyright I’ve nabbed it.Just brilliant
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Anyone slightly aroused…?
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Don’t look at me.
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Just remembered, it was Hylda Baker who used to shout Cynthia !
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Jesus Christ!
Even by sheboon standards, that thing is fucking hideous!
How about an eye-blreach warning next time!
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Showered in awards which mean ziltch to the man/woman in the street. As indeed do most of the new year awards. The days of being impressed by a few gold medals awarded to the makers of mustard or Worcester sauce are long gone.
Just another “ĺook at me” surrounded by faughning accolits with even less talent.
Yes I am grump today
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Anyone else watch Lawrence of Arabia on the box the other day?
What a brilliant film.
I’m looking forward to the Hollywank remake with this freak in the title role.
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From an ex blackjack to another. I’m going back to sleep.
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Used to love Blackjacks, Sammy.
Them and Fruit Salads.
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Unless you were joking, Norman. I meant the cockroaches we had to suffer living with in Bradford Manchester, in the street parallel to the pit.
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Dear me I’ve seen better looking Afghans.
What a horde of cunts.
Judy Garlands gin soaked glittery red Oven.
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O/T, quelle surprise Rodney..!
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/fuad-awale-sarah-sackman-husband-human-rights-labour
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Abhorrent though it is that this piece of human excrement has been awarded £7.5k compensation, ( and unless the person has been wrongly imprisoned, all should be barred from making such claims ) the real elephant in the room is the £235k legal fees.
Explain that!
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Liebour suck 3rd world cock 🤦♂️
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Ah, the usual shite…
The villain of the story is (a) made sympathetic and hard done to do, and (b) black.
This latest retelling of the Wizard of Oz story. The Wicked Witch of the West is now portrayed as a sympathetic character who isn’t really bad at all. See also Slagelina Joliie’s ‘Maleficent’ ego wank, which was a feminised and bastardised Sleeping Beauty.
Oh, and this new Oz witch is still green skinned. But it is glaringly obvious and pointed out that she is black. All the uppity ‘talk to the hand’ mannerisms. strutting about and shouting are present and correct. And, of course, she is put upon and has a ‘tragic’ back story because she is black. Let me guess…. Oh yes, slavery. What a surprise, eh? As lame. lazy and predictable as it is nauseating.
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Also, the dark female personage in that Disney Star Wars shite…
Nasty, shouty, aggressive and uppity. Your common garden ‘feisty’ and ‘intimidating’ black woman basically.
But, at the end and out of nowhere, turns ‘good’ and saves a young Luke Skywalker. She also holds her own in a fight with Darth Vader and survives. Fuck off.
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Lord Vader was supposed to cut it in half
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Ozempic has a lot to answer for.
Only three years ago, she was in a film and she was a normal weight (for a black woman) and didn’t have a shaved head:
https://share.google/DPUM5UnFhxZCp32Nb
She looks far healthier here. Happy too.
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For fuck sake Jeezum, don’t look!
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Cheers Geordie, but Thomas is very good at the “safe pic” warning.
I know not to look otherwise.
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Ghhhaaaarrr!
My eyes! my beautiful eyes!
What have you done man!
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Ha ha! 👭
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That reminds me.
I’m still going through the classic original Star Trek series on Bluray.
I’m sure that chocolate baldy thing is an alien baddie Jim and the gang encounter.
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Did Jim shag it?
He had blue pussy in the past,.
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Reminds me of the Borg Queen from ‘Star Trek’.
‘Resistance is futile!’.
Afternoon all.
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Anyone got the Maduro regime in the Deadpool?
Still waiting for Starmski to get his cock out of Ukranian arse and make a statement. Or will it be left to the lemon-sucking Pixie? Whatever, it’s a shame Mastermind is no longer Foreign Sec, as he thinks Venezuela is an Italian city with lots of canals.
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He thinks that Wanking’s a town in China
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I dare say U2 Diddyman Bonio will emerge from the Treacle Butty Mine and stick his monumental conk into this one.
If he manages to get his tongue out of Zelensky’s arsehole, that is.
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Starmer was quick to distance the UK from involvement with the strikes on Venezuela. He will be ringing around his international human rights lawyer mates to get Maduro a good brief though, the best narco profits and stolen natural resources can buy.
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Romanian Rentie Rimmer Rodders is a strange fucker.
Won’t have anything to do with Venezuela. Who are no threat to Britain.
Yet, he blatantly pokes Russia in the arse. When they could wipe us out overnight.
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I think he just likes his playdates with Zelenskyy in front of the media, Norm.
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Didn’t she use to be lizzo?
That ozempic is fucking marvellous..
She should of been casted as a flying monkey.
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Boil it in buffalo piss
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I agree she’d make a reasonable Black Nosferatu with those ridiculous talons. Some people are just perfectly suited to certain parts. The best one I saw was in a film called ‘Strayed’ (2009) directed by Akan Satayev. There’s an actress in it called Ayganim Sadykova and she would have made a fantastic vampire, she looked magnificent.
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