Strangely my underpants move when I think of her, C.A.
Miss Church is another of those (slightly) musical scrubbers that got famous ten years ago or more by showing off their tits and with their skirts up to their knickers on TV. Sadly for the Stacey Solomon’s and Mylene Klass’s and the aforesaid Miss Church, as the tits begin to droop and TV “entertainment” has move on to the next “big thing” , these minimally talented wimminz are having to try ever more desperate ways to get press attention: Solomon married an idiot and advertises cheap Primark tat, Ms Klass is the perpetual victim of every nasty man, but Miss Church has sunk to a new low. She has let it be known that she “stinks” because she has stopped using deoderent. Literal.ly a dirty little tart. It also explains, she says, why she keeps her tits out – perhaps she hangs her price list on her nipples?.
How much more desperate will these old bags get before they realise their fifteen minutes of fame are up. I think they should go on the game (assuming they are not already on it):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Well, Cardiff is known for its rough end of the prossie market. She’ll probably not want for work then.
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Never saw the appeal of this gluebag.
Even in her supposed ‘prime’ I never got it.
Like that tart from Catatonia. Her ‘singing’ put me off her for life.
‘Maldar and Sculleeeee’. Fucking offensive.
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At least she’s not going on about Palestine again, the silly cow.
Nice tits, if the pic’s anything to go by.
Afternoon all.
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Afternoon, Ron.
I’m thinking of applying for a certain job at Old Trafford.
Wait though…
Followed United all over the the country and Europe since 1974. Fanatically devoted to what the club was, how they played and what they stood for. Bleed red white and black.
Nah, I’m not qualified at all. I’m not an incompetent inept Johnny Foreigner yes-man. So, I don’t think I will.
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Well known that the Welsh Flabbermeister can’t hold her booze and never could.
Tales of her necking pints of lager like they were pop, showing herself up, flashing, becoming ’emotional’ (i.e: acting up like a cunt), and poured into a taxi in a blubbering heap are legion.
Sort of like a female Paul Merson really…
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Stopped using deodorant, eh?
Why doesn’t she just admit that she now doesn’t wash or bath at all?
To quote King John, when he once met an English peasant…
‘She smells as evil as she looks.’
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You can always tell when these past their use by date morons have hit rock bottom. when they turn up on a “protest” sporting the now de-riguer Arafat gen’o’cide scarf, pimping4palestine and whoring4hamas. Jumping on the Fakestine bandwagon, supporting a movement that would kill them without a moments thought. Cunts and morons. the lot of them
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A nice soapy tit wank would be in order . There’s lovely boyo. as long as she didn’t speak. That Welsh accent makes them sound like retards.
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