will be a cunt, mark my words.
So Suh Lammy Henry (fat bloke in charge of our banana republic’s justice system) plans to do away with jury trials for less serious offences. Of course what is less serious is ill-defined so could be anything at all really.
This wheeze is another step on the road to totalitarian state, and should bring us firmly in line with Zimbabwe. The burning question is, what will the British people do to protect the right to a trial by jury? Sign a petition? Write a letter to their MP? Bend over and take it up the arse? Oh well, never mind!
Fucked. Totally.
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
S. PELLEGRINO have sold their soul to the Devi, for following suit with other drinking water companies for attaching the bottle top. Highland Spring are the only ones left who are fighting on our side.
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None on Buxton either. The small bottle at least.
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Jill@
Sammy@
Why not invest in indoor plumbing?
We recently did and now i just turn a tap.. Hey Presto!!
A glass of water.
No more carrying buckets up from the stream
Or costly bottled water.
What ever will they think of next?!
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These extremists are attacking the wrong sort. Its the men without bollocks & the blm wollygogs, they should be seeing off.
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This nom reminds me of a pig that was put on trial.
Court officials cried: “Hey, who let that pig in here?”
Prosecuting Counsel said: “It’s evidence, got me? Evidence that this pig uprooted some cunt’s flowerbed on Monday, then stormtrooped into his washroom making a mess of his wife! Left her lying on the floor unbalanced and covered in afterbirth.”
Officials said: “Where did this pig come from?”
PC said: “I subpoenad it from farmer John.”
Officials said: “You mean he let you use his pig? Do you have evidence against him?”
PC said: “I told him he wouldn’t be in any trouble because pig was to blame. Farmer John had nowt to do with it, he just let his pig out of its cell.”
Judge said: “Okay, I’ll try the pig. We can’t try farmer John cos he ain’t available for comment.”
So the pig went on trial for leaving afterbirth on some cunt’s wife and marauding his flowerbed.
First question to the pig was: “do you plead guilty or not guilty?”
Pig says: “I don’t know what you mean. I plead breasts. Why can’t I have a jury trial like everybody else? I’m just a normal pig.”
Judge said, “OK, adjourned for six weeks.”
Six weeks go by, pig’s up on trial again.
PC says: “why did you do it?’
Pig says: “I don’t know my name and address, I wanna be adjourned for another six weeks. I had an enjoyable time, I marauded some more flowerbeds and left afterbirth on other cunts wives.”
Judge banged his gavel angrily saying: “Ok, adjourned six weeks for pig’s pleasure.”
Thereby demonstrating that Magna Carta did not die in vain.
Fuck them, the end.
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That fat swinger of the trees in the judge’s syrup.
Looks like one of those dressed up chimps from the old PG Tips adverts
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The chimps in the PG Tips advert we’re amusing, this lump of shit however…
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