The Magic Charms of Sierra Leone


Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”..

It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering people to make “magic charms” that apparently gives the buyer “juju” so they can buy a new mud hut or lodge an “asylum claim” in dear old Blighty..

Anyway I suggest the Sierra Leone Board of Tourism has a word with these witch doctors sharpish..

BBC News.

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

18 thoughts on “The Magic Charms of Sierra Leone

  1. Lammy was told if he gorged on jaffa cakes he would become a great leader one day.

    Turns out it was bad juju,and he is just morbidly obese and has type two diabetes.

  2. “Complete,total and irrefutable evidence that proves conclusively once and for all that Africa is a complete shithole full of deranged witch doctors and total cunts”

    Yvette Cooper recorded at the HoC bar last night.

    Marvellous.

    Good morning.

  3. The rate of murder needs to increase exponentially.
    Every killing of a third world Robertsons means the world just got infinitesimally better.

  4. There are about 23.000 immigrants in the UK from Sierra Leone. (I have just looked it up).
    Part of the cultural enrichment.

    I think that the BBC article is bollocks, along with most of the stuff that they report.

    Most of the people in the country live in extreme poverty.
    Families would probably sell their family members for the prices quoted for body parts.
    I don’t think that there would be any need to go out hunting victims to murder.

    Also, word must have got round that buying body parts to improve your life chances doesn’t actually work.
    Nobody would pay about 4 year’s worth of the average income for something that didn’t work.

    Good morning!

  5. I seem to recall that there was a spate of child butchery in London back in the eighties. Partial remains would be washed up in the Thames in and around Wapping and Lambeth. At the time, the scholars at the News of the Screws put it down to vile black magic rituals originating in darkest Africa. I immediately consulted the works of the then recently deceased Dennis Wheatley, the preeminent authority on such matters. Apparently the blasphemous practices are confined to people of a certain hue. Sierra Leone has, of course, always been the very epicentre of blood drinking orgies.

    From all of this I can only conclude that Unkle T is the true heir to the Duke de Richleau.

    Good morning, everyone.

  6. Naiomi Campbell did once have a very prosporous holiday out there, but she is black & diamonds are racist, especially the dark coloured ones. A country once under British rule. These days the islands of Cape Verde, up a bit & turn left, give a much safer break, at least for now anyway.

    • Er, I would seriously avoid Cape Verde.

      It’s an island run by proto-hominids, dressed up as a resort.

      Food poisoning, piss poor hotel management and very uppity locals are the norm.

      Try the Azores instead. It’s still run by humans.

  7. I can’t access the BBC link, the cunts want me to sign in..GET TO FUCK..!!

    AFRICA, been there. It’s like going back to one million years BC.

    Ugawa..!

  8. This all started after Iron Maiden played in Freetown in 1985.
    Those nıģgers really took ‘The Number of the Beast’ to heart.

  9. Harvesting of body parts for “magical” uses is a common practice in sub Saharan Africa. In some countries albinos have to hide away as their parts are particularly potent, especially children. Of course the practice was exported, thus it occurs in most European countries along with North America. Appears that if children are involved they have often been imported as nephews or nieces of the person with them, yet in fact are kidnapped, purchased from parents or parents promised a better life. Obviously the money charged by the Herbalist for services in the the U.K. for example is a lot more than would be charged in omgobongo. This is going on all the time and will continue till a concerted effort is made to stamp out the heinous activity which is about as likely as a hedgehog winning the grand national..

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