May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
As you do.
This transformation includes extensive tattooing, getting tits like footballs, an arse like a barrage balloon, and a ‘custom designed’ fanny, meant to be ‘the fattest in the world’. Blimey and cripes.
So here you go cunters; judge for yourselves just how successful Ms Mary has been in her endeavours.
Now clearly her efforts have not been received with universal acclaim, and she’s been extensively trolled. ‘People judge the hell out of you’, she wails. Well to be fair dear, you can hardly blame Joe and Jane Public for being, shall we say, negative, if you decide to turn yourself into something that out-monsters Frankenstein’s best efforts. Speaking personally, I can only say that I think you need help. Perhaps you really are the stuff of some bloke’s dreams, but you’re assuredly the stuff of my nightmares.
What a narcissistic, attention-craving twat.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
Shes Canadian.
That explains it!
Canada is woke,therefore full of cranks.
Show me some canuck moosefucker
Ill show you a card carrying trans rights social justice warrior.
All that fuckin maple syrup.
Rots the brain.
Be better once the US makes it the 51st state.
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A millionaire might have paid her to look like the dream woman he imagines them to look like and just stands there wanking away in front of her whilst chucking money at this unbelievable woman he created.
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Trying to find out what the reason was for looking like this. Was it because if she gets beaten up in the rough town she lives, will make her look better.
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The psychotic cunt needs napalming.
Good afternoon.
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Blasphemous fucking freak, and revolting vile cunt that should be burned alive and then burned again.
I am the God of Hellfire! And, I kill it with…..🔥🔥🔥
If it’s a decent interpretation of Mary you want, then Anne Bancroft (Jesus of Nazareth) or Yvonne Elliman (Jesus Christ Superstar) will do.
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“The Graduate” was on the telly again this week Norman. Fucking hell Dustin, if Anne Bancroft had propositioned me…..
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Interesting fact. Burt Ward was offered the lead role in The Graduate. But the channel that made Batman stopped him taking up the part.
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Alongside Janet Leigh in Psycho, Anne Bancroft in The Graduate is the ultimate MILF fantasy writ large. The ideas I’ve had about both, arfur.
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I thought ‘Frankenstein Created Woman’ was an old Hammer film!
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Been watching the restored Blurays of the classic original Star Trek. Jim, Spock, Bones and the gang would shit themselves if they encountered this monster.
‘Phasers on level 2. Shoot to kiil.’
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I’ve been doing the same Norman.
Watched my favourite ‘The Undiscovered Country’ last week, then moved on the Next Generation flicks. Watched ‘First Contact’ last night, what a belter of a sci fi action flick that is. Cracking entertainment.
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Been binging on Trek myself, Ron.
For the first time, I actually watched The Space Seed and The Wrath of Khan one straight after the other.
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Also, Ron.
It has reminded me how much of the horn I had for Uhura when I was a young laddie.
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To save her anymore money, she should enter the hall of misshaped mirrors and gawp at herself to her hearts content all day long.
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Canada – like Scotland – used to be beautiful in the 70s and 80s. Wonderfully grand open spaces and scenery. Hospitable people and establishments too. Canada’s ‘open door’ policy to migrants has attracted the garbage of human society to a once great place. Not unlike Satan Blair and his open door after 1997.
Now, both are woke hellholes. Run by leftist freaks like Justin ‘Yer Mam’s a slag’ Trudeau and those SNP and Green psychos. These people – cunts- can ruin an entire country. Because they have done.
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Lickle Justin’s mater, Margaret Trudeau, was – of course- the biggest slag and serial cock gobbler ever.
Apart from Phil Foden’s mam, obviously.😉
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She’s attempting to get all the money back from what she had done to herself, by appearing in a real life film about a slag who has umpteen children to lots of men and it was the reason she changed her appearance to prevent more gossip. A little contrived you may ask. What do you expect when you’re desperate.
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That engineered arse horrible. To get the same effect all she had to do was spend a couple of hundred quid at McDonald. Has she considered what she will look like in 30 years time. Dr Struckofagen must be thanking God that such people actually exist in our dimension. We are truly fucked. Run away fast! In case it’s infectious.
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Hi BB, here’s a nice pic of Mary’s botty, before she spoiled her body with all those silly tattooes:
https://share.google/6K2C1oP5nd2b9CA5s
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Fuck me Thomas if that’s a Brazilian buttjob the surgeon needs shooting. Horror on horror that’s a really bad arse. Thanks for the picture mate. Might come in handy.
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Bint looks like she’s been dipped in crude oil.
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I hope she is.
Then somebody could put a match to it.🔥
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Something tells me this young lady wasn’t happy with her looks, so decided to make a few small changes. Low self-esteem can prey on one’s mind, so I’m sure she’s feeling a lot better about herself these days. What she imagines other people think about her is anyone’s guess. But at least they’re taking notice.
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The question is would Thomas shag her? If the answer is yes then she better get back under the knife.
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