As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.

Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.

But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….

Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?

Olivia Dean. Who?

Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱

Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.

Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.

The Kooks. Who they?

Imelda May. Errrr….

Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.

I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.

And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?

Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.

NME.

Nominated by : Norman