Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.
It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.
Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
What’s with that fucking head? Perfect to kick between the posts at Twickenham.
Seriously, this mong should be put down and buried in an unmarked grave.
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This Mekon headed fuck should be left in a cell with a dozen or so hard bastard security (not the police, they are bloody useless). There, he should get a thorough and forensic leathering. Boots, truncheons, the works.
When they’d finished, the cunt’s noggin should look like a smashed up watermelon mixed with strawberry jam.
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Although I passionately loathe Strictly (and I hate Winklecunt even more), I would watch it if someone did the fandango on this cunt’s horrible bulbous circus freak Mekon napper..
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Looks like a spazzed up version of Coronation Street little cunt, David Platt.
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… another fucking cunt, whatever his fucking name is plays that part.
He thought the abominable & deliberate burning down of Battersea dogs home a decade ago was amusing. Made ‘jokes’ about it. Backpedalled in fear of losing his cushy non job when a paper picked it up. Made an insincere unspecified ‘donation’ and Johnny & Jenny Public carried on , forgave and forgot.
But I didn’t.
The fucking cunt.
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The horrible little jwarf can’t act for a start. The cunt also has dropped kids all over the shop, yet he doesn’t acknowledge or pay for them. Aside from being a cunt, he is arguably the worst character and actor in the Street’s history.
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I would happily smash the motherfuckers face in, given the opportunity.
Hopefully some day, somebody does.
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Hahaha, Jonty😁
Head like a fuckin dolphin’s.
Headtheball.
Hes the mate who always rises to a dare.
Funny when your 12years old.
By the time you’re in your 20s you dont want him anywhere near.
I had a puddled mate as a kid.
Wed egg him on.
He blew up a workmans hut.
They sent him to a school for naughty boys up in the hills an he got bummed off a teacher.
Hes a tramp now.
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Ps
Throwing kids off high buildings is frowned upon.
Unless its a ethnic.
Then its funny.
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Afternoon MNC…if a pakı and a Robertson’s are hurled off the top of a multi-storey car park simultaneously, who hits the ground first?
The pakı…’cos she’s a shade lighter!
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Evening Thomas 👍
I think that sooties have dense bones.
Why theyre always drowning.
And why theyre banned from skydiving.
Plummet like a fuckin anvil😁
It doesnt matter who hits the floor first as long as they both hit.
Ps
If you spotted say Anthony Joshua or Stephen Lawrence,
Struggling in a lake,
Your stood next to a life ring,
What would you do?
, a) throw him the ring
Or dive in like Tarzan,
Pulling him ashore
Parting his rubber lips and give him the kiss of life,
Afterall we’re all human and all life is precious.
B). Try and skim a rock off his head laughing as he goes under for the 3rd time.
Semi tumescent with glee?
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Hmmm…being a strong swimmer and an all-round nice guy, I’d jump in and start to save either one of them.
Then, as I was towing them to shore, I’d get about 100ft out, they’d be saying “Thanks boss, thanks boss’, I’d shout “SHARK!” and let them go, swimming a few feet more, out of the reach of their flailing arms and watch them drown with, as you say, a boner and a smile.
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Alright Cunt Engine.
What do you think of Blaise Metreweli, the stonking milf who is the new chief of MI6?
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Hi LL…a little bland for my taste. I’d still pop my tassel in her botty though.
What made you think of her?!
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LL@
That Blaise Metrolink the fish supper head of Mi6 has a neck as thick as mine and a jaw like kirk Douglas.
Sure its always identified as female?
I thought it was Josh Brolin at first.
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Oh dear Thomas. You forget acceleration due to gravity is 32ft/sec, a=f/m doesn’t apply.
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32ft/sec² of course. Talking acceleration not velocity. Thick cunt I am.
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I thought you and your love dungeon might be on the MI6 radar Cunt Engine.
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You know that creepy blue cunt from the kiddies TV show, In The Night Garden?
That Igglepiggle fucker?
Were Igglepiggle and this bean headed mong separated at birth?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/52Kext-cbSI/maxresdefault.jpg
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Everyone wondered where all the tools from the shed in the Night Garden had disappeared to…then Igglepiggle remembered that his cousin had paid him a visit yesterday…Nigglepiggle.
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The name ‘Jonty’ alone is deserving ovenness.
Elsewhere we have a fresh round of Kweer Stomabag cancelling yet more local elections.
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Elsewhere we also have a lot of supposed outrage where Donald Trump has put a line of photos and plaques in place at the Whitehouse.
Every former president, and a list of their notable achievements.
Except that previous cunt Biden.
For THAT cunt, DT has had a picture of an autopen put up in lieu.
And part of biden’s achievements are listed as being ‘the single worst president in United States history’.
I concur, even if *only* for his taking the 47 kidnappers, (child)murderers and rapists off of death row this time last year.
Kidnappers, child murderers and rape/murderers sentences commuted with the old cunt’s same trusty autopen, presumably.
Nicely played, Donald.
Hardly ‘cuntable’, so here you go ..
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-gets-fresh-digs-biden-obama-new-plaques-added-white-house-presidential-walk-fame
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It would have been funnier still had they depicted Ruby Freeman, that Georgia hippo and her daughter who sent all the other election workers home for the night, then pulled suitcases of ballots from under tables and ran them through the tabulators multiple times. Either that or it was their expenses receipts from KFC.
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Well there it is Folks, we are not at war and elections are being cancelled repeatedly. We are living in a banana republic.
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It’s just occurred to me that the French could apply to extradite our Jonty. If they didn’t guillotine the cunt they could at least bang him up with some of their home-grown psychopaths who have a visceral hatred of the rosbifs. It would also save us a lot of money. Win-win!
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O/t I know, but can I just remind cunters everywhere that today is (ta ta ta ta tah ta taaaaaah)
INTERNATIONAL MIGRANTS DAY
Break out the fucking champers!
And don’t forget that on 21st December, we celebrate
OWEN JONES IS A WANKER DAY
Bring it on!
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I missed that one, Ron.
Oh dear,
How sad,
Never mind.
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Jonty is a antiques dealers name.
Or someone who wears red jeans and sits outside posh cafes laughing too loudly.
Wears a cravat and yellow waistcoat.
Eats blue cheese.
This jonty has let down the jonty community.
Monobrowed, clearly not to tightly wrapped,
Type who starts fires in orphanages.
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Jonty would be a good lad on a stag do.
He doesn’t recognise boundaries.
More than willing to break social taboos.
Jonty would curl out a turd atop a wedding cake.
Climb in the coffin at a funeral.
Shout fire in a packed auditorium.
You wouldnt double date with him.
But bet hes funny when pissed up?
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test
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10-4 good buddy
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That’s reminded me that I’ve not watch ‘Convoy’ in years.
Time to sail the high seas.
“Rubber duck, rubber duck, come awwwwn back!”
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OT, news on BBC1 while I was eating dinner. No mention of elections being cancelled. Quite a long piece about banged up Palestine Action scumbags on hunger strike now for over a month. No fucks given in this corner of Bucks. I had beer and ale pie, home made by my dear wife, accompanied by a nice Californian Cabernet Sauvignon. I really enjoyed it.
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Beer and ale pie?
Oliver Reeds favourite, arfur!
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I wonder, will that sideshow Uncle Tom Anthony Joshua and that Youtube freak come out to the Benny Hill theme for their ‘fight’ tomorrow?
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Am I wrong, or did Rob Reiner’s son turn up to court in a blue dress with a beard?
How the fuck was this allowed?! The cunt should have gone there in a suit. At gunpoint if needed. Fucking freak.
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It’s an ‘anti suicide’ garment.
Some fucking busybody must have insisted. Hardly going to manage to off himself in a courtroom at the same time. The slack mouthed cunt that is in stir for shooting Charlie Kirk was made wear one too for a while.
Actually, I’ve lost all interest this very second …. cunted-out for the day … there’s a new deadpool due, thpugh …
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Rory McIlroy is SPOTY. I can remember when it was an actual event and relevant but had no idea it was even on but then again the BBC is the TV equivalent of Andrew Mountbatten in our house. At least the fucking Lionesses and Red Roses were where they should be, nowhere.
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