The DVSA and the mysterious disappearing driving test slots.
I saw this and thought what the fuck?
Now, I took and passed my driving test on the 6th May 1976. Booking a test on-line was not an option. I can’t quite remember what the process was, but I’m fairly sure it involved proving your identity.
So I asked Younger. Apparently, there are two booking portals, one for ordinary people, and one for accredited driving instructors. Somehow, the second portal has been manipulated, or used inappropriately, hence the theatre ticket scalpers version of driving tests, where slots are being offered for up to £500.
The DVSA are supposedly closing the portal, or at least introducing stricter controls. Yeah, ok but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
I almost feel sorry for the poor sod in the link, but my advice, give up driving.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Im surprised any pass their test nowadays
The useless little cunts.
The standard of driving is piss poor.
Especially the ethnic ones.
Half blind chinkys
Dazed umbongo monkeys
And sand people all doing 15-20mph grinding gears, and stalling at the lights.
Fuck em.
Either pay up or use public transport you bus wankers
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I wasn’t aware that anyone called Mohammed from Bolton had ever bothered with optional extras like passing a test or getting their car taxed and insured.
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That’s just a white person’s problem. The peaceful community just share the 5 valid driving licences between the 4 million carpet kissers.
I noticed the BBC story had lots of ethnic names in it, but pointing it out is probably racist.
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Very slight credit where it is due: it’s refreshing and surprising to see the BBC going after a filthy pakı. The reporter and commissioning editor will probably face disciplinary action after some leftie whilstleblower dobs them in.
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Hehehe I saw some africunt woman on the motorway few weeks ago.
Middle lane doing 35mph.
Chimp features frozen with fear.
I gave her a long blast of my horn and the middle finger to settle her nerves.
You may as well give a 2year old a chainsaw and expect a happy ending.
Useless.
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Mis, I presume she was going in the wrong direction as well.
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I once heard a woman Mis advising another woman who had her test booked on how to handle motorways when she’d got her ticket;
“As soon as you get on the motorway get in the middle lane. And stay there.”
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You can bet your life it’s the accredited driving instructors portal that’s being abused.
Just look a the demographic of them in this article alone.
You can also bet that most examiners are of the same extraction, hence why, whenever we see a Shamima or Mohamed doing stupid things in their black Audi or Mercedes, we wonder out loud how they ever passed their test.
A few decades ago, they wouldn’t have done.
The DVSA portal obviously needs tightening up, but it’s not the sole reason for this fraudulent shenanigans.
Elevate the wrong people to even the tiniest bit of power, and it’s a given that they’ll abuse it.
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I was once advised by a driving test examiner that it was a job I should do. It took me a moment to decide against it. At some point you would be out there effectively a passenger with a black woman driving. I’ve no desire to emulate Marc Bolan.
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It’s riddled with fraud and corruption,almost all of it created by pakis.
Just like your local council and the call centre for your bank.
A complete kebab of kunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Just to confirm what an absolute cunt I am, many year’s ago I had several driving school branches under my control.
The whole point of running driving schools is to have as many hours booked as possible with the available learners.
The first school that I visited had a ‘Happy Passers’ board in the back room.
Instructors would proudly display the number of learners that had passed their test with them over the past year.
I soon changed that.
Happy Failures.
I got them to display the number of learners that had failed their tests but kept booking lessons for their next one.
A learner that passes is a learner lost.
I also got the instructors to increase the amount of hours for each pupil by insisting that they had night time lessons, city driving lessons where they would be taken into central London and bad weather lessons where if it was pissing down, snowing or foggy they would ring round their punters to take them out.
The best ruse was when I had a competition for the instructor who could book a test the farthest from his branch.
Each hour travelling back and forth to a distant test centre had to be paid for by the learner.
If I remember correctly it was won by an instructor in East London who managed to get a punter to agree to a test in the Isle of Man.
That needed an overnight stay and cost the learner about 24 hours worth of lessons.
A course of motorway driving lessons was compulsory for each driver that unfortunately passed their test.
I could go into detail about how my instructors used to destroy a learner’s confidence on the way to any test centre, but I imagine that you already know what a cunt I am.
Incidentally, I increased the turnover four fold.
Good morning!
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O/T But I understand from Mrs Twenty that Paul Chuckle has received an MBE in the New Year Honours. This is primarily for his selfless crusade against the downgrading of Quality Street wrappers, and fearlessly battling his haunted bog. Well done ,sir!
Good morning, everyone.
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