Coarse fishing in my eyes is a cunt.
Angler catches 1,080 fish in five hours in Wye Championship | Hereford Times.
I can understand the pike/carp fishing side of it to a point, Its very easy to do while sat tending a fire and drinking your own body weight in beer over a weekend trying to catch some large fish, Some people even eat pike.
But what exactly is the point in the type of fishing in the link I provided, Catching and likely damaging many of the 1080 tiddlers in pursuit of being able to say Ha! I caught more than you?
To me, Fishing is something best done in the sea or lochs for something actually edible.
On my little island theres over 800 lochs, almost all full of wild brown trout, not a stocked fish to be seen.
And 14 sea lochs, Salmon, Sea trout, Cod, Pollock, Mackerel and Flatties galore.
Membership for the trout whipping club is about 40 quid a year which includes club boat hire on many of the lochs and sea lochs, Sea fishing like anywhere is free and the aim is to catch dinner rather than fill a bag with bait and babies for a photo.
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
One suspects there was a distinctly fishy whiff before that lady picked up the scaly piscine.
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1080 fish in 5 hours, did he use a trawler.
Or he the resurrection of jesus..
Either way the last person to smell that fishy was angie’s gynaecologist, after he fell in.
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Fish are stupid fuckers.
They set themselves up to be caught.
When there are whales or dolphins around they group together to form enormous ‘bait bals’ where every fish can eventually get eaten.
They should all simply fuck off in different directions to at least have half a chance.
Salmon make a dangerous journey to spawn, up streams with waterfalls, running the gauntlet of bears that easily pick them off.
Find somewhere safer to lay your fucking eggs!
And fish have no memory.
After being let go after one of these mass fishing events they don’t tell their mates not to go to that area again.
It seems like they never learn.
Further proof that Darwin was a cunt.
Good morning everyone!
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Mackerel and Pollocks seem especially stupid, they’ll go for a bare hook if its shiny enough.
That said, Applies to humans too.
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Good nom. I have always been of the opinion that fishing, like shooting, foraging, diving for scallops is for the consumption of the animal, invertebrates, mushrooms etc.
Why would you think to yourself “ I know, I’ll scour the forest and pick every single mushroom I can find “. There’s no logic. Either eat the fucking things or leave ‘em be. Cunts
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Cant beat coming home in your thigh lenth wader boots, souwester and proudly showing the missus a jar full of tadpoles.
Or ‘french picnic’ as its known.
Release the kraken!!!
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Never allowed to go coarse fishing when young, too vulgar by half.
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Them lochs have monsters in em.
Youd best be careful.
One hump or two..
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A former colleague is a keen angler.
Once,when “caught short”,he accidentally shat into the hood of his waterproof jacket.
What a mess.
Good morning.
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