Edenbridge Bonfire Society

aren’t cunts.

This delightfully English Society has decided to burn our Prime Minister is effigy on Bonfire Night.

To quote “Laura Lawrence, of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, said: “The effigy this year for the first time actually has a Guy Fawkes ruff and he’s wearing a hat because we feel that Starmer is doing quite well at igniting Parliament by himself at the moment.”

She said sausages round his head represented when he accidentally said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.

In a nod to the local farming community, she said he had a “Starmer the farmer harmer” badge because his decisions around inheritance tax had “left farmers in uproar”.

How absolutely splendid it is..

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Good for them I say and long may it continue….After they are eventually let out on parole.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

6 thoughts on “Edenbridge Bonfire Society

  1. Rodney should be honoured by that, because most people wouldn’t piss on that fat quare if he was on fire.

    Though finding the airplane hopping cunt is hard enough, between turning up to the opening of a bag of crisps or writing letters to his trans stepchild, the useless fucker is never here.

  2. I’m surprised the Starmführer hasn’t locked down the entire village and put the residents under house arrest until their political show trial.

  3. They could have covered the effigy in dung to represent his appearance after crawling around in his Lordship’s back passage.

    Good morning, everyone.

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