A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.
Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?
Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?
They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.
Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?
Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine
All she has in that is a pair of outsize rubber knickers, a Kit Kat and a Durex just in case she manages to find a straight Labour MP
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I was going to say a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a carton of Umbongo.
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I could not bring myself to watch, or listen to her whining. Does anyone know if she had a gin and tonic at the dispatch box? Or has it been banned by the health police?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Don’t know if they are related, but Jim Reeves sang “He’ll have to go”.
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Nothing to boast about I know, but I have met Jeremy Cunt. He is quite tall. That is about all I remember about from the meeting. I imagine punching him would be like punching an empty paper bag. He was Health Secretary for six years, Being virtually invisible clearly served him well.
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Rachel from Accounts? Lovely backside, shame about the budget.
Morning all.
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Whats in yer handbag luv?
Go open the flaps and show me whats in your red box!
A droids guide to economics
“ah, ehh, um, budget for working people ehh umm ahh tory black hole umm ahh ehh Labour manifesto ehh ummm ahhh…
Jjjjust fffffuck off
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