Chancellors and the Red Briefcase


A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.

Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?

Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?

They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.

Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

112 thoughts on “Chancellors and the Red Briefcase

  1. I’ve been having to fill out the reply section with my name and email address each time I’ve sent comments for the past few days. I replied to the administrator’s and haven’t heard anything yet. Have any of you fellow cunters experienced this and had it sorted. I have added the all important tick.

      • Just got back Mort. I’m still having to do the entire rigmarole to reply to you. I did say I’d added the tick at the end of my previous message. I’ll just have to wait and see.

  2. Because this was a budget hallelujah for workshy cunts and bearded, invading Illegal cunts planning their next rape, I’d like to use that red briefcase for violent purposes.

  3. I watched the budget speech. All I can remember, apart from the baying animals ànd Kemi’s fantastic putdown of Rach, is that goggle eyed loony Miliband rocking back and forward and nodding like something that wasn’t all the ticket!! Padded room required methinks

    • Rachel’s whoppers (no, not those) will be her undoing.
      Not only is she a compulsive liar, she’s a bloody useless one as well.
      She always gets found out.

      Surely she can’t cling on any longer.

      • Never underestimate a politicians primeval instinct for the Westminster gravy train.

  4. Government bans ‘asylum seekers’ from using taxis….

    Why not just ban them from using anything? Better still, ban the fucking cunts from even being here.

    The taxis for free stunt is just one of many of their very dirty tricks. Bastards.

  5. How these deluded cunts have the fucking nerve to sit there in Parliament, grinning and laughing while Badenock gives them a telling off (another useless cunt – all talk no action).
    These fuckers are killing this country. Its death by a thousand cuts – each day another kick in the knackers for British identity, British heritage, British patriotism.

    Everytime I see these bastards grinning, every fibre of me wants to smack the smirk off their face.

    Saddick Khan wants the smug grin ground off his bastard face.
    That cunt should have a pint of blood poured over him for every single stabbing victim under his ‘hands off, no stop & search, nothing to see here’ tenure as Mayor of the bloody knife capital of the world.

    – – on a side note, RiP Peter Whittle who sadly sucumbed to the big C yesterday 🙁
    Patriot, Campaigner, Free Speech Absolutist, who publicly admonished Khan for his behaviour on several occasions. Condolences to his family.

  6. Is she the smuggest cunt on the planet????????
    She is incapable of shame and there will be no happy ending . She is a disgusting cunt that deserves everything and more that is coming her way.

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