I`m cunting the deluded twats who actually give money this shit.
So … just when you thought the BBC have fucked up [big time], it goes on.
Apparently, some of the “children in need” are thieving gypsy bastards.
May I have my kid`s bike back please?
FUCKING UTTER CUNTS.
Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.
Seeing that I’m in my second childhood, I would want this free corporation to split the channels between the foreigners and the ones who belong here. Then I wouldn’t need to check each time who was in a film I’m interested in.
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Always a shame that Sir diddler Savile is not around to front this orgy of virtue signalling, now then, now then, that’s my hand down your pants and so on.
Fuck off
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Children In Need can sod off.When they say Children in Need. they mean our dark friends.
Still smarting over their black poster boy. Skipping out of the TARDIS (there’s a surprise), then murdering little girls in Southport.
Never let those preaching BBC cunts forget it Auntie keeps a dirty house, stained with both shit and blood.
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They will always have the perverse secrets kept quiet round their necks, that will be a stain on the company forever.
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I see the those at the BBC were creaming their knickers over Sarah Cox travelling from somewhere or other to Pudsey on foot.
25 miles a day and a luxury hotel at the end of each, with a boost in her profile and a warm glow inside.
Of course, there were daily tales of woe and a regular dose of tears.
It’s hardly like she yomped from Ajax bay to Goose Green carrying 60 pounds of kit though is it?
Yet, according the beeb, she raised something like 10 squillion pounds on her self promotion tour.
Either they make these figures up, or there really are some gullible fuckers out there.
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Well, Field Marshal, I look at it this way.
If the brave, selfless Ms. Cox has raised so much money they won’t need my miserable £5, will they?
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I’d still pop my tassel into Cox’s botty, FMC.
Also into Rachel Reeves’ tea towel holder. But that’d be more out of spite than anything else.
She does have indeniably nice tits though.
She she can’t do a budget.
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Agreed Thomas.
We’ve been spoiled in recent years when it comes to wimminz politicians tits.
Jo Swinson, Liz Truss, Lisa Nandy and, of course, Rachel from complaints.
Granted, there’s a few munters in there, but nothing a bag over the head wouldn’t fix.
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Like Jasmine Harman..
Tits to die for. Face like Arkle.
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You’d have to point a gun at me to get the old Norman tadger to work for Rachel III*, Truss, Nandy and all those mingers from the Chamber of Horrors.
Penny Mourdant might get a flash though.
* Due to Rachel’s similarity to Richard III.
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Sarah ‘Loads and loads and loads of’ Cox.😉
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Our.
Our measly £5.
Stop frittering my inheritance JP!!!
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That’s my fortune MNC, you parasite.
JP promised me this treasure on account of warning him when I post a link depicting something appalling (but usually sexy).
Hands off, Judas!
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Your rich enough you grabbing fucker.
Im the son JP always wanted!
Tall, strong, good looking with great cheekbones.
Just a shame he has something wrong with his spuds and couldn’t father a giant.
Sling your hook Thomas.
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😁
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I donated a tiny handcarved crutch.
Suitable for a infant spastic.
Never so much as thanked me.
No wonder their mummys and daddys dont love them.
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Yes Rachel we respect you, especially as you’ve got a fanny and a pair of tits.
Like 4 billion other people in the world.
Here’s some respect being shown.
I recommend starting at 8.55 and look out for her face at 9.28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZ7d_XUbNo
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Evening GT…Badenoch did very well indeed today.
She’s a fuck sight better than she was even 6 months ago.
I’m almost starting to forget that she’s a Robertson’s!
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Im not.
That cunts straight from central casting witch doctor for Skull island.
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Evening gentlemen.
I was more taken with the glum faces opposite Olukemi.
Rodney looks like he’s in pain. Those two zulu boys he met in Grindrs Club, Jo’burg turned out to be not so nice after all. I don’t suppose he realised a vuvuzela could be inserted that far up.
He’s suffering now though.
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I much preferred the Blue Peter charity appeals when I was a kid.
Some worthy causes and, most importantly, shed loads of piss taking opportunities.
We put a fucking massive effort into perfecting our Joey Deacon impersonations.
That’s what I call giving up your time for a good cause.
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I used to do Freddie Starr doing Quasimodo.
Football up the back of the jumper, jump on the desk.
‘The Bells! The fucking Bells!’🔔
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https://www.civilsociety.co.uk/news/bbc-children-in-need-chair-resigns-over-alleged-institutional-failure-at-charity.html
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Children are being brain washed by the far left.
Give them money? No kill the cunts.
Good night.
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BBC Newsnight, Victoria Derbyshire. CUNT..!
No fucking wonder her dad to threw hot soup over her..☠️
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I totally passionately despise this bitch, Doctor.
Along with Jimmy Hill in drag cunt, Emily Maitilis, Derbyshire is the biggest slagwagon cunt on the BBC’S books. And that’s up against some pretty tough competition.
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OT. But I am sick to death of seeing Rachel III’s ugly mug and hearing her condescending crap.
The world and his pet ferret knows full well that she laps up freebies, and that she is not adverse to a good old fashioned fiddle and ‘oversight’ (the financial kind, of course). Yet, there’s the old slag. Lecturing us about ‘the cost of living’. Easy to say, when you get more or less everything for fucking free. Bastard pucker faced cunt.
I just hope she meets the same end as her look-alike.
‘A horse! A horse! My budget for a horse!’
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Give her a break, Norm.
She was dealt a rotten hand by the Tories. The country’s economic woes are the result of Trump’s tariffs, Covid, Brexit, the banking crisis, the Wall Street Crash, the South Sea Bubble, the Dutch tulip bulb mania and the Norman invasion..
None if it’s her fault. Show her some respect.
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Another money grab by deeply unfunny so called celebs. Do us a favour pugsy and fuk off and the con merchants presenting this tired corny crap, just drop dead.
Bag of pish.
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You would think with all the money they’ve had in donations over the years they could at least sort poor old Pudsey’s eye out.
He’s been waiting for decades to have treatment.
Poor little beggar.
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