The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:
Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’
This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.
I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.
That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?
This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Reminded me of one of my favourite films “La Grande Bouffe”.
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Imagine being the poor bugger who’s wound up having to sit next to this tub of lard on a long-haul flight?
If he doesn’t start off stinking to high heaven, he will after a few hours.
Obese pieces of shit should not be allowed to fly. There should be cutouts of several different heights but a very limited width and you have to pass through an appropriately tall one to be allowed on the plane.
Obese people are vile. You get one body and it’s your responsibility to keep it at least reasonably healthy and these cunts, rather than be thankful they weren’t born with Spina Biffida or something, just abuse their God-given form with their pathetic weakness and selfishness.
What was the cunting about again? Oh yeah, the Beeb.
Fuck them for nearly the 150th time!
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I occasionally watch the ‘Beard Meats Food’ channel on YouTube. He is a competitive food eater and does eating tours around the UK and US and is also a qualified personal trainer and looks in good shape proving you don’t need to be a fat bastard, just disciplined.
Bosh.
Morning Cunt Engine/all.
Ps..if you could do a food challenge what would it be?
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Hmmm…trying to last more than 20 seconds whilst eating out Sydney Sweeney?
Tbh, I only eat once a day, so my stomach capacity is limited at best.
How about yourself, LL?
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I also eat only one small meal a day. The fruit prior to it, doesn’t count to my mind.
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I think it would be one of those mega full English brekkies, Cunt Engine, no foreign rubbish like hash browns though!
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I have always had a healthy appetite even when I was a nipper.
5,9′ and never more than 12st, job keeps me pretty athletic so no need for the gym.
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Hey guess what fatfuck, you need a work visa to work abroad.
If you had a cerebral cortex between your ears instead of half a ton of shit you’d have known that.
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Educate, inform and entertain?
Indoctrinate, dictate and patronise.
That’s the BBC mission statement
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The BBC? Pfft! Sell it to Sky.
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When the fat cunt is flown home, put him in the cargo area and make sure he doesn’t have any After Eight Mints on his person.
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The beeb,labour and the left has been using this white lammy as a poster boy for why immigration is marvellous.
Hundreds of thousands of white girls raped by Pàkis small price to pay for this fantastic curry,Bosh.
Another citizen stabbed to death by a porch monkey, this jerk chicken is delicious,Bosh.
Another morbidly obese cunt clogging up the NHS.. Bosh.
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I see some poor lady has been stabbed in the neck and is in critical condition.
In Birmingham…home of white people(!) so presumably the perpetrator’s some sort of darkıe.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15273049/Man-21-charged-attempted-murder-woman-30s-stabbed-neck-Birmingham-city-centre.html
Morning Bz/all.
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One more cunting and the beeb will be closed down for gross indecency.
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12 ■…very subly well-done there, SS!
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*subtly* ffs!
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Big John,big joohhnn,big fat John ooohh 🎵…. seriously does anything surprise anyone today FFS,some obese glutton eats humongous amounts of 💩 and finds himself with humongous amounts of followers on soooshal media platforms with tours overseas involved 😂…I wonder if his boxer son uses him as the punch bag in his sparring sessions…’fucking hell son that was below the belt aaah’….’its bosh dad,bosh 🥊
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The greedy cunt will be dead soon.
Either a heart attack or cancer from the humongous amount of fast food.
Good!
Good morning everyone!
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DEFUND AUNTY 🤬🤬🤬
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Catchphrases can go 2ways.
They either take hold and people repeat them in pubs, workplaces or school playgrounds.
Or fall flat on their arse and just be a source of embarrassed looks.
Johns ‘BOSH!!’ falls in the latter camp.
Akin to master of swimming pool highjinks Michael Barrymores ‘olwight?!’
Try harder Big John.
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Ps
The filthy cunt eats chinese food.
Fuck that.
You put that shite in front of me youd be wearing it.
He needs a nosebag,
Or a trough,
Then hosepipe him down once hes finished.
Appalling.
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I’d love to find out if someone’s sealed his arse up, whilst asleep after he’d had a big slap up.
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The vermin at Our BBC always highlight “stories” like this in a desperate and hopeless attempt to be fashionable with the yoof.
They might as well print a story about a fat cunt doing fuck all of note,everything else they touch is full of greasy wógs.
Anyway the Aussies should have fed the mountain of lard to a crocodile or a tribe of drunken Abos could have had a giant BBQ with the land whale.
Bosh indeed.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2dr8gzdz1wo
I rest my case.
Irredeemable cunts.
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