Now lets go back in history, IZAL! remember that stuff, the hygienic toilet paper that could be used as tracing paper and did not wipe off, more smeared around.
Child hood memory’s of an itchy bum crack and a massive stripe in your undercrackers!
Now todays offering, well its soft, I will give it that, but I decided to take a bit home for comparison.
It is about the size of a fucking postage stamp! 2/3 of the size of a standard arse wipe, someone’s fucking great cost saving idea, probably un aware that you now need twice as much and some cunts have been using hand towels instead that are blocking the toilet.
Fuck sake what next?
Nominated by Lord Benny.
In days of old, when Knights were bold
Bog roll had not been invented
They’d wipe their arse on a tuft of grass
And lived life quite contented
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